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The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)

 
Holy_Diver

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Yawn,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445

A dullard's mind is bored by truth.
you again attack the messenger pointing out the contradictions instead of defending them.
 Quoting: whomever

I'm not on the defense here, you are. You are trying to defend your dignity and you just keep sacrificing it in order to protect your ego and your kindergarten attact against something too big and scary for you to deal with.

You are tilting at windmills.

Again you point to Christianity being an 'Astrological Chart', which I've never heard from the Theological community anyway...
 Quoting: whomever

Yes, I imagine you have your ear very close to the ground of the "Theological community" lmao


I did not say it was an astrological chart, I said it was an astrological codex. Twisting words. Weak sauce, child.




Even if the bible was a simple astrological chart,
 Quoting: whomever

You are trying to use the tactic of reductionism in a low manner.

Those who read this note your attempt at reductionism.

Do you have anything other than the list of contradictions you've cut-and-pasted from hater-shill.com and standard internet forum tactics to work with?

You reveal yourself to be a troll with your tactics.

why the contradictions in the chart? Your explanation still offers no logical rebuttal.
 Quoting: whomever


How can you honestly sit here and try to tell anyone what is logical and what is not?

I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

I gave you a logical rebuttal.

If your atrophy allows, please scroll up and refer to the line:
"The New Testament, particularly the Gospels are an Astrological codex to those who understand the symbols, and since Astrology is cyclical yet subject to a certain degree of deviation based on several factors, one line will read differently than another telling the same piece of story.

Wise Men can use that information."
 Quoting: me


YOu keep pretending I haven't answered your questions and you're showing the forum what sort of person you are.
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
Good for you, now take it a step further and I think you will have the logical answer.
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As I said, you only need the allegorical stories to ready yourself for what is next. If you are to proceed, you will understand.

If you are incapable, you will react the way YOU do.
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OP

I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity."

Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself.

If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego.

You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack.

Isn't it apparent, yet?

I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered.

Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day.

I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere.

You want to keep going?
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


This has got to be a joke. LOL It's GOT to be. Such incredibly ridiculous "reasoning", and unbelievable audacity...not to mention the laughable "insults"...it's so ridiculous it HAS to be a joke! Lol...lol...lol. Either that or an extremely disillusioned person who is in serious need of psychiatric evaluation.
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Maybe he needs to pray the insane away? He resorts to cheap character assassination techniques with no logical rebuttal, yet he will 'win' the argument based solely on his aggressiveness.

scared
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This has got to be a joke. LOL It's GOT to be. Such incredibly ridiculous "reasoning", and unbelievable audacity...not to mention the laughable "insults"...it's so ridiculous it HAS to be a joke! Lol...lol...lol. Either that or an extremely disillusioned person who is in serious need of psychiatric evaluation.
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Take away what you will, I care not.
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I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

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I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

iamwith
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I can't wait to read where I have attacked you...
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Maybe he needs to pray the insane away? He resorts to cheap character assassination techniques with no logical rebuttal, yet he will 'win' the argument based solely on his aggressiveness.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


OP, you haven't said anything of substance. You've cut-and-pasted a list of so-called contradictions from your Angry Hedonist website and said the Bible is full of shit.

That's all you've done.

And when your child-like assertations are addressed, you claim nobody has addressed them and other silly, transparent tactics again...as if you've cut-and-pasted from a shill tactics manual.

You aren't even clever enough to disguise what you're trying to do.

You've got no character, son, you don't even know how much of an insignificant pawn you are to the world around you. You'd be pitiful if you weren't so chipper about what you're doing to yourself.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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whatever
Tight lines!
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I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

iamwith
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Is there anything you don't project onto others?
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Maybe he needs to pray the insane away? He resorts to cheap character assassination techniques with no logical rebuttal, yet he will 'win' the argument based solely on his aggressiveness.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


OP, you haven't said anything of substance. You've cut-and-pasted a list of so-called contradictions from your Angry Hedonist website and said the Bible is full of shit.

That's all you've done.

And when your child-like assertations are addressed, you claim nobody has addressed them and other silly, transparent tactics again...as if you've cut-and-pasted from a shill tactics manual.

You aren't even clever enough to disguise what you're trying to do.

You've got no character, son, you don't even know how much of an insignificant pawn you are to the world around you. You'd be pitiful if you weren't so chipper about what you're doing to yourself.
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I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

iamwith
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I can't wait to read where I have attacked you...
 Quoting: Life and Love


Well now your just lying, is that what Jesus would do?




I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

etc, etc, etc...

Jesus must be proud.
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I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
#1 Geneology :

I have come across this alleged contradiction once before in a discussion with an atheist in an online forum. The answer is quite simple. Jacob is Joseph's father and Heli is Mary's father and Joseph's father-in-law.

Matthew 1 and Luke 3 contain two genealogies. Matthew 1 is Joseph’s genealogy and Luke 3 is Mary’s genealogy.

Link to neocrisis.com

Last Edited by Morganite on 03/16/2013 12:38 PM
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I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


I am interested in Astro Theology. I will check out that website, thank you.

I find the AstroTheology reasoning to be more sound than sole reliance on a book that is severely flawed.
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Well now your just lying, is that what Jesus would do?




I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

etc, etc, etc...

Jesus must be proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


You are misquoting posters in an attempt to make yourself look like a victim.

Do you not tire of embarassing yourself?

If you weren't so high you might be able to keep track of who has attacked you and who hasn't.

Tell your Mom to leave you alone until you've finished discarding your dignity and honor. Shouldn't take long.
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I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

iamwith
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I can't wait to read where I have attacked you...
 Quoting: Life and Love


Well now your just lying, is that what Jesus would do?




I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

etc, etc, etc...

Jesus must be proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


And you claim that these are posts that *I* have made???

I forgive you, because that is what Jesus would do.

hf
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Maybe he needs to pray the insane away? He resorts to cheap character assassination techniques with no logical rebuttal, yet he will 'win' the argument based solely on his aggressiveness.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


OP, you haven't said anything of substance. You've cut-and-pasted a list of so-called contradictions from your Angry Hedonist website and said the Bible is full of shit.

That's all you've done.

And when your child-like assertations are addressed, you claim nobody has addressed them and other silly, transparent tactics again...as if you've cut-and-pasted from a shill tactics manual.

You aren't even clever enough to disguise what you're trying to do.

You've got no character, son, you don't even know how much of an insignificant pawn you are to the world around you. You'd be pitiful if you weren't so chipper about what you're doing to yourself.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Again, you attack the messenger without addressing the problem of the 41 contradictions.

Still waiting...
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


Nobody has asked a question that I haven't answered.

You fail.

"universal truth school" lol

Okay. Sure.
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I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


I can't wait to read where I have attacked you...
 Quoting: Life and Love


Well now your just lying, is that what Jesus would do?




I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

etc, etc, etc...

Jesus must be proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


And you claim that these are posts that *I* have made???

I forgive you, because that is what Jesus would do.

hf
 Quoting: Life and Love


I picked the wrong poster. Sorry.

peace
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


Nobody has asked a question that I haven't answered.

You fail.

"universal truth school" lol

Okay. Sure.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


The question is why are there 41 contradictions in the New Testament?

You just keep repeating that it is 'For the Wise only' to understand the astrological implications of it or some nonsense.

Again, this is a non-answer. Try again.
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I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


I am interested in Astro Theology. I will check out that website, thank you.

I find the AstroTheology reasoning to be more sound than sole reliance on a book that is severely flawed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445

This from someone who can't defend or prove his own beliefs, and bases his accusations, on other peoples opinions.
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Again, you attack the messenger without addressing the problem of the 41 contradictions.

Still waiting...
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Do you honestly exect me, or anyone else, to comb through each and every one to your satisfaction?

Do you think that if we don't, you get to be smug in some way?

I'll tell you what, why don't you pick ONE and we'll see how you handle that before I get into 41?

For the record, again, I have already explained, overall, the purpose of the contradictions, and those apply to most of them, those that fall into the Gospels.

If you're expecting top-shelf initiated answers while yourself being as uninitiated as you are, and incapable of being so by the demonstration of your behaviour, you're going to be disappointed.

I do not hand maniacs guns.
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I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


Nobody has asked a question that I haven't answered.

You fail.

"universal truth school" lol

Okay. Sure.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


The question is why are there 41 contradictions in the New Testament?

You just keep repeating that it is 'For the Wise only' to understand the astrological implications of it or some nonsense.

Again, this is a non-answer. Try again.
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Same reason there are no videos of Jesus.
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


I am interested in Astro Theology. I will check out that website, thank you.

I find the AstroTheology reasoning to be more sound than sole reliance on a book that is severely flawed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445

This from someone who can't defend or prove his own beliefs, and bases his accusations, on other peoples opinions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35368779


I am not proclaiming any beliefs to defend. This statement is illogical. Christians proclaim their New Testament is the infallible word of God, I just proved it is fallible, I'm waiting on the logical explanation.
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
The first is an example of an invented error using tricks of words:

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?
Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations. Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.
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Matthew 1:17 doesn't say between Abraham to David. Says "From Abraham to David", that is: explicitly states that it is counting both begining and ending generations.

And the generations listed in Matthew 1:17 are:

1 - Abraham
2 - Isaac
3 - Jacob
4 - Judas
5 - Phares
6 - Esrom
7 - Aram
8 - Aminadab
9 - Naasson
10 - Salmon
11 - Booz
12 - Obed
13 - Jesse
14 - Davi

the thext of Matthew 1:17:

So all the generations from Abraham to David {are} fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon {are} fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ {are} fourteen generations.
Matthew 1:17

As another example, if we were to count then the generations from Abraham to Christ it would be 14+13+13 = 40 generations, if not, if we counted 14+14+14=42 we would be counting twice the generation of David and the generation that went into Babylon.
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BTW, if you find errors in non textus receptus (critical text) based modernist translations, that might really be an error, because the critical text in fact has errors.
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I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


I am interested in Astro Theology. I will check out that website, thank you.

I find the AstroTheology reasoning to be more sound than sole reliance on a book that is severely flawed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445

This from someone who can't defend or prove his own beliefs, and bases his accusations, on other peoples opinions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35368779


I am not proclaiming any beliefs to defend. This statement is illogical. Christians proclaim their New Testament is the infallible word of God, I just proved it is fallible, I'm waiting on the logical explanation.
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OK, let's do it your way for a moment.

Let's postulate that the NT has 41 contradictions. (I can probably think of a heck of a lot more.)

If that is the case, OP, so what?

What logical actions would you take based on that
presumption?

(Heck, my life has more than 41 contradictions)
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36297568


I am interested in Astro Theology. I will check out that website, thank you.

I find the AstroTheology reasoning to be more sound than sole reliance on a book that is severely flawed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445

This from someone who can't defend or prove his own beliefs, and bases his accusations, on other peoples opinions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35368779


I am not proclaiming any beliefs to defend. This statement is illogical. Christians proclaim their New Testament is the infallible word of God, I just proved it is fallible, I'm waiting on the logical explanation.
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That's actually your claim, not theirs. Can you tell us what technology was used 1800 years ago, to combine 66 books and manuscripts into one printed book with so few typos or graphical errors?
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OP

I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity."

Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself.

If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego.

You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack.

Isn't it apparent, yet?

I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered.

Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day.

I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere.

You want to keep going?
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You seem to have a bit of a massive ego yourself, bow down to your superior. And if the only responses you can come up with are dont argue with me, something about the ops ego and the thing about him smoking in his moms basement (which has nothing to do with pointing out contradictions in the bible) well your argument sucks.
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Re: The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
If the bible is the infallible word of 'God' & God is perfect, then why are there so many mistakes in it? Is this an admission that God is not perfect?

Here's a compilation of New Testament contradictions:

Gospel Contradictions:

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?
Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations. Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

2) Is Paul lying? In Acts 20:35 Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

3) When did the leper become not a leper? (Matthew 8:13 & 8:14) Jesus healed the leper before visiting the house. (Mark 1:29-30 & 1:40-42) Jesus healed the leper after visiting Simon Peter’s house.

4) Who approached Jesus? (Matthew 8:5-7) The Centurion approached Jesus, beseeching help for a sick servant. (Luke 7:3 & 7:6-7) The Centurion did not approach Jesus. He sent friends and elders of the Jews.

5) Was she dead or just dying? (Matthew 9:18) He asked for help, saying his daughter was already dead. (Luke 8:41-42) Jairus approached Jesus for help, because his daughter was dying.

6) Just what did Jesus instruct them to take? (Matthew 10:10) Jesus instructed them not to take a staff, not to wear sandals. (Mark 6:8-9) Jesus instructed his disciples to wear sandals and take a staff on their journey.

7) When did John find out Jesus was the Messiah? (Matthew 11:2-3) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the messiah. (Luke 7:18-22) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the Messiah. (John 1 :29-34,36) John already knew Jesus was the Messiah.

8) Who made the request? (Matthew 20:20-21) Their mother requested that James and John, Zebedee’s children, should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom. (Mark 10:35-37) James and John, Zebedee’s children, requested that they should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.

9) What animals were brought to Jesus? (Matthew 21:2-7) two of the disciples brought Jesus an ass and a colt from the village of Bethphage. (Mark 11:2-7) They brought him only a colt.

10) When did the fig tree hear of its doom? (Matthew 21:17-19) Jesus cursed the fig tree after purging the temple. (Mark 11:14-15 & 20) He cursed it before the purging.

11) When did the fig tree keel? (Matthew 21:9) The fig tree withered immediately. and the disciples registered surprise then and there. (Mark 11:12-14 & 20) The morning after Jesus cursed the fig tree, the disciples noticed it had withered and expressed astonishment.

12) Was John the Baptist Elias? "This is Elias which was to come." Matthew 11:14 "And they asked him, what then? Art thou Elias? And he said I am not." John l:21

13) Who was the father of Joseph? Matthew 1:16 The father of Joseph was Jacob. Luke 3 :23 The father of Joseph was Heli. Christians shall try to LIE and tell you that one is the heritage of Mary and the other Joseph. This is utter bullshit, the Hebrew and Greek cultures NEVER regarded the bloodline of the mother. They were patriarchal societies which only concerned themselves with paternal lineage.

14) How many generations were there from the Babylon captivity to Christ? Matthew 1:17 Fourteen generations, Matthew 1:12-16 Thirteen generations.

15) Egypt? Matthew 2:15, 19 & 21-23 The infant Christ was taken into Egypt. Luke 2:22 & 39 The infant Christ was NOT taken to Egypt.

16) Where did Christ preach his first sermon? Matthew 5:1-2 Christ preached his first sermon on the mount. Luke 6:17 & 20 Christ preached his first sermon in the plain.

17) Was John in Prison? John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. Mark 1:14 John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. John 1:43 & 3:22-24

18) What was the nationality of the woman who besought Jesus? Matthew 15:22 "And behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, Have mercy on me, 0 Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil." Mark 7:26 "The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation, and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter."

19) How many blind men besought Jesus? Matthew 20:30 Two blind men. Luke 18:35-38 Only one blind man.

20) Where did the devil take Jesus first? (Matthew 4:5-8) The Devil took Jesus first to the parapet of the temple, then to a high place to view all the Kingdoms of the world. (Luke 4:5-9) The Devil took Jesus first to a high place to view the kingdoms, then to the parapet of the temple.

21) Can one pray in public? (Matthew 6:5-6) Jesus condemned public prayer. (1 Timothy 2:8) Paul encouraged public prayer.

22) If we decide to do good works, should those works be seen? Matthew 5:16 "Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works." 1 Peter 2:12 "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that ... they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation." This contradicts: Matthew 6:1-4 "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them…that thine alms may be in secret." Matthew 23:3-5 "Do not ye after their [Pharisees'] works ... all their works they do for to be seen of men."

23) Who did Jesus tell the Lord’s Prayer to? (Matthew 5:1, 6:9-13 & 7:28) Jesus delivered the Lord’s Prayer during the Sermon on the Mount before the multitudes. (Luke 11:1-4) He delivered it before the disciples alone, and not as part of the Sermon on the Mount.

24) When was Christ crucified? Mark 15:25 "And it was the third hour and they crucified him." John 19:14-15 "And it was the preparation of the Passover, and about the sixth hour; and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your king…Shall I crucify your king?" John 19:14-15.

25) The two thieves reviled Christ. (Matthew 27:44 & Mark 15:32) Only one of the thieves reviled Christ. Luke 23:39-40.

26) Baptism? In 1 Corinthians 1:17 ("For Christ sent me [Paul] not to baptize but to preach the gospel") Paul said Jesus was wrong when he said in Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them…" Clearly one of these people is wrong, either way, it’s a contradiction.

27) When did Satan enter Judas? Satan entered into Judas while at the supper. John 13:27 Satan entered Judas before the supper. Luke 23:3-4 & 7

28) How many women came to the sepulcher? John 20:1 Only one woman went, Mary Magdalene. Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the "other Mary" (Jesus’ mother) went.

29) When & who went to the sepulcher? Mark 16:2 It was sunrise when the two women went to the sepulcher. John 20:1 It was still dark (before sunrise) when Mary Magdalene went alone to the sepulcher.

30) How many angels were there? There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulcher and they were standing up. Luke 24:4 There was only one angel seen and he was sitting down. Mark 28:2-5

31) How many angels were within the sepulcher? John 20:11-12 two, Mark 16:5 one.

32) Holy Ghost timing? The Holy Ghost bestowed at Pentecost. Acts 1:5-8 & 2:1-4 The holy Ghost bestowed before Pentecost. John 20:22

33) Where did Jesus first appear to the eleven disciples? In a room in Jerusalem. Luke 24:32-37 On a mountain in Galilee. Matthew 28:15-17

34) Where did Christ ascend from? From Mount Olivet. Acts 1:9-12 From Bethany. Luke 24:50-51

35) Can all sins be forgiven? (Acts 13:39) All sins can be forgiven. Great, I’m happy to know God is so merciful, but wait (Mark 3:29) Cursing or blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable.

36) The Elijah mystery: (Malachi 4:5) Elijah must return before the final days of the world. (Matthew 11:12-14) Jesus said that John the Baptist was Elijah. (Matthew 17:12- 13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come, and everyone understood him to mean John the Baptist. (Mark 9:13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come. (John 1:21) John the Baptist maintained that he was not Elijah.

37) Who purchased the potter’s field? Acts 1:18 The field was purchased by Judas. John 20:1 The potter’s field was purchased by the chief priests.

38) Did Paul's attendants hear anything? Paul’s attendants heard the miraculous voice and stood speechless. Acts 9:7 Paul’s attendants did not hear the voice and were prostrate. Acts 22:9 & 26:14

39) Who bought the Sepulcher? Jacob, Josh 24:32 Abraham, Acts 7:16

40) Was it lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death? "The Jews answered him, we have a law, and by our law he ought to die." John 19:7 "The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to death." John 18:31

41) Has anyone ascended up to heaven? Elijah went up to heaven: "And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." 2 Kings 2:11 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, even the son of man." John 3:13


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Amen and thank you. This is what happens when white guys take the books of blacks, and alter them for their own pathetic losses (there is no gain when you fuck with God and his people)... All Christians will do is deny their own book and continue their belief in the Walt Disney Bullshit taught by the Church.

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