The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition) | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anonymous Coward Quoting: eyestoseeearstohear User ID: 33398445 I am so glad you don’t live near me. When the fire from the Heavens lights your soul on fire the impact radius hopefully will be small, Sodom Gomorrah had a controlled impact. My God will smite you blah blah blah blah blah blah.... No defense for all of these blatant errors? Maybe God was lying about smiting people he doesn't like either. Figures. |
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Life and Love User ID: 36303365 United States 03/16/2013 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not required to like it or understand it. Quoting: Holy_Diver Choose your own path, I've chosen mine! Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors? You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures. Well, I for one found nothing but "blind adherence to an illogical dogma" in your original post. A little historical research goes a long way, and you've got a long way to go. We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not required to like it or understand it. Quoting: Holy_Diver Choose your own path, I've chosen mine! Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors? You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures. Well, I for one found nothing but "blind adherence to an illogical dogma" in your original post. A little historical research goes a long way, and you've got a long way to go. You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility. What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors? Please enlighten me.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 35483031 United States 03/16/2013 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are no contradictions in the Bible. So besides that fact, what's it to you? C&P someone else's lies and come here to start an argument so you can feel important, or special eh! Well guess what, all you show is your ignorance. So now I'm going to enlighten you a little. If you believe what you posted is true, It's because God is messing with you. It's a test! So far you are failing miserably, but that's OK, you still have a little time left to get it right. But the one thing you don't wanna do, is come back here demanding any one else to do your work for you, K! Here, have a tomato. |
Holy_Diver User ID: 20712268 United States 03/16/2013 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not required to like it or understand it. Quoting: Holy_Diver Choose your own path, I've chosen mine! Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors? You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures. Okay, fine, but you won't understand it because you're a N00b tool in love with your own brain droppings busy on your wii in your Mom's basement with your bongwater spills and empty chip bags. What you call "Contradictions" are codes written in for the initiated to account for cyclic deviations in astrological charts. See, you don't even know what your holding when you pick up a Bible. If you can find someone to initiate you into the mysteries, I suggest you do so, then you can come back and ATTEMPT to have a discussion with someone who actually knows what they're talking about. That's probably too much work for you though, through the cloud of fail that you live in. Nevertheless, the challenge remains on the table. :ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd: |
Life and Love User ID: 36303365 United States 03/16/2013 11:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors? Please enlighten me.. OK, son, I shall. You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own. If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from. You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already. Add some original thought or be content with being ignored. We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are no contradictions in the Bible. So besides that fact, what's it to you? C&P someone else's lies and come here to start an argument so you can feel important, or special eh! Well guess what, all you show is your ignorance. So now I'm going to enlighten you a little. If you believe what you posted is true, It's because God is messing with you. It's a test! So far you are failing miserably, but that's OK, you still have a little time left to get it right. But the one thing you don't wanna do, is come back here demanding any one else to do your work for you, K! Here, have a tomato. I just pointed out 41 contradictions, are you blind? Whom is showing 'ignorance'? Your choosing to ignore what I put in front of your face does not make it go away. You can offer no rebuttal so you attack me. Another typical response. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors? Please enlighten me.. OK, son, I shall. You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own. If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from. You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already. Add some original thought or be content with being ignored. I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger. This isn't helping your case. |
Life and Love User ID: 36303365 United States 03/16/2013 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors? Please enlighten me.. OK, son, I shall. You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own. If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from. You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already. Add some original thought or be content with being ignored. I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger. This isn't helping your case. I don't have a "case." You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum. Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply. We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are not required to like it or understand it. Quoting: Holy_Diver Choose your own path, I've chosen mine! Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors? You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures. Okay, fine, but you won't understand it because you're a N00b tool in love with your own brain droppings busy on your wii in your Mom's basement with your bongwater spills and empty chip bags. What you call "Contradictions" are codes written in for the initiated to account for cyclic deviations in astrological charts. See, you don't even know what your holding when you pick up a Bible. If you can find someone to initiate you into the mysteries, I suggest you do so, then you can come back and ATTEMPT to have a discussion with someone who actually knows what they're talking about. That's probably too much work for you though, through the cloud of fail that you live in. Nevertheless, the challenge remains on the table. So the contradictions are really 'codes' for only the initiated few. Wouldn't this make Jesus a liar when he commanded the apostles to preach the gospel to the entire world? He didn't say it was only for the 'Initiated Code Breakers'. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors? Please enlighten me.. OK, son, I shall. You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own. If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from. You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already. Add some original thought or be content with being ignored. I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger. This isn't helping your case. I don't have a "case." You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum. Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply. So you admit you have no defense. Why are you replying other than to hear yourself talk? Any other takers? |
Holy_Diver User ID: 20712268 United States 03/16/2013 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So the contradictions are really 'codes' for only the initiated few. Wouldn't this make Jesus a liar when he commanded the apostles to preach the gospel to the entire world? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 He didn't say it was only for the 'Initiated Code Breakers'. Actually, Jesus specifically taught the Disciples to spread the gospels in the form of allegory so simpleton masses had a starting point. The bible states clearly that there are secrets Jesus Told the Apostles (aka the initiated) to keep to themselves, not to be revealed until the end times. See how much you don't know? Would you like to continue to embarass yourself or do you want to go home and get your shinebox now? :ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd: |
Life and Love User ID: 36303365 United States 03/16/2013 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Life and Love OK, son, I shall. You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own. If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from. You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already. Add some original thought or be content with being ignored. I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger. This isn't helping your case. I don't have a "case." You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum. Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply. So you admit you have no defense. Why are you replying other than to hear yourself talk? Any other takers? You are good at putting words in my mouth. You may be good at making up other stuff, too. The reason I am replying is to point out the obvious for those with eyes to see and minds to understand. My work here is done. We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So the contradictions are really 'codes' for only the initiated few. Wouldn't this make Jesus a liar when he commanded the apostles to preach the gospel to the entire world? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 He didn't say it was only for the 'Initiated Code Breakers'. Actually, Jesus specifically taught the Disciples to spread the gospels in the form of allegory so simpleton masses had a starting point. The bible states clearly that there are secrets Jesus Told the Apostles (aka the initiated) to keep to themselves, not to be revealed until the end times. See how much you don't know? Would you like to continue to embarass yourself or do you want to go home and get your shinebox now? Yes, so these contradictions are all just part of the 'code'. Seems legit |
Holy_Diver User ID: 20712268 United States 03/16/2013 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity." Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself. If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego. You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack. Isn't it apparent, yet? I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered. Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day. I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere. You want to keep going? :ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd: |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger. This isn't helping your case. I don't have a "case." You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum. Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply. So you admit you have no defense. Why are you replying other than to hear yourself talk? Any other takers? You are good at putting words in my mouth. You may be good at making up other stuff, too. The reason I am replying is to point out the obvious for those with eyes to see and minds to understand. My work here is done. Yes child, I just made up those 41 contradictions. They are not publically available for anyone to look at for themselves with a bible. It's all an illusion from Satan. That must be the case. |
Holy_Diver User ID: 20712268 United States 03/16/2013 11:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, so these contradictions are all just part of the 'code'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 Seems legit I'm going to let this one slide until you see what I've posted after this. If after that you want to keep going and really try to "win" you'll need to do something besides raise a bs flag. I can do that too, watch: Ready, sunshine? See, I even beat you on that account. :ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd: |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP Quoting: Holy_Diver I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity." Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself. If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego. You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack. Isn't it apparent, yet? I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered. Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day. I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere. You want to keep going? Classic Christian response. No defense for 41 different bible contradictions, so you get mad and attack the messenger. Yea I must look like the idiot to any sane person reading this... Sure. |
Life and Love User ID: 36303365 United States 03/16/2013 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes child, I just made up those 41 contradictions. They are not publically available for anyone to look at for themselves with a bible. It's all an illusion from Satan. That must be the case. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 Just as publicly available are their rebuttals. Are you mature enough to seek them out? We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
Life and Love User ID: 36303365 United States 03/16/2013 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Classic Christian response. No defense for 41 different bible contradictions, so you get mad and attack the messenger. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 Yea I must look like the idiot to any sane person reading this... Sure. Oh, trust, me. You do! We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33398445 Canada 03/16/2013 11:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, so these contradictions are all just part of the 'code'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445 Seems legit I'm going to let this one slide until you see what I've posted after this. If after that you want to keep going and really try to "win" you'll need to do something besides raise a bs flag. I can do that too, watch: Ready, sunshine? :epicbsflag: See, I even beat you on that account. So your best explanation of 41 different contradiction is that it's all part of a 'Code' that no-one is supposed to understand anyway. You must have been captain of the debate team. |
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