The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)

Reasonable, I like you. Good answer. 39 to go.

This is still an admission of it being error riddled. Why did God allow this?

This is still an admission of it being error riddled. Why did God allow this?

This is still an admission of it being error riddled. Why did God allow this?

Whats with god creating man and then woman and then a few lines of word later he created them again????


Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


Genesis 2:7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Genesis 2:21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

INSTEAD OF ASKING US..ask god..right now..wherever your at...this moment..out loud..

God is the only one that can answer u..

I am not asking u to believe..just ask god your questions.

First logical statement of the discussion. The rest is an attack & proclaiming the fruits of your religion, that is nice but it does not contribute to the reasoning behind the errors.

So you admit it is not perfect? Why does it claim infallibility then?

The Authority of Scripture

The Bible proclaims its own authority
Scripture is inspired by God
(II Timothy 3:14-17)
Belief in Scripture is necessary and commanded
(I Corinthians 14:36-38, John 5:46-47, I John 4:1-6)
God has promised to preserve His word for His people in all generations
(Matthew 5:17-18, John 10:35, Isaiah 59:21)
The New Testament writers all referred to the Old Testament as authoritative
The New Testament claims the same authority for itself as the Old Testament
(2 Peter 3:14-16)


This makes the word of God flawed. You admit this? How do you know for certain there are not other errors then?

2) Is Paul lying? In Acts 20:35 Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen.

As Long as You're Reasonable and Reading, I'll Keep Working the List

#3 Lepers

Apparent doublets. Sometimes scholars see similarities in two passages and assume that they refer to the same event. Blomberg says an example is the anointing of Jesus in the house of Simon the Pharisee (Luke 7:36-50) and in the house of Simon the Leper (Mark 14:3-9 // Matt. 26:6-13). As one can see from the references, the first episode occurs early in Jesus’ ministry, while the other occurs toward the end. If they are the same event, then this creates discrepancies. However, there are enough verbal dissimilarities in the passages that we should not hastily conclude that they refer to the same incident. Plus, Simon was the commonest name in Israel from 330 BC to 200 AD (Bauckham, p. 85). Jesus had two disciples with this name and a brother (so called). Thus, separating the two scenes resolves the discrepancies. Each apparent doublet needs to be taken case by case.

Hey fair-play here, if 1 thing OP has stated is in error, everything hes says is therefore filled with error.

4: IN Lukes account (Luke 7:1-5), others came to Jesus on his behalf, but Matthew does not mention them. The accounts are not contradictory; Matthew, as is often the case, simply abbreviates the story. He actually reports what the centurion said through his messengers, based on the idea that what a person does through an agent is what the person himself does.

No no no, 50 different authors MUST site the same accounts word for word, or the whole story must be rejected!!!

Did I hurt your feelings with my tone?

I'm sorry, honey.

If you have something you'd like to discuss, I'll drop the posturing for you all nice and special.

What's on your mind, sweetie?

Sarcasm you know. Only being facetious.

Whats with god creating man and then woman and then a few lines of word later he created them again????


Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


Genesis 2:7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Genesis 2:21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

Per His word.

Created as a reflection and incarnation of His perfect love, wisdom, justice, and power.

OP has folded.

If you look at the other thousands of threads with exactly the same set up, you'll see that the OPs always go away once their precious list is actually gone through to any degree.

It's probably the same kid every time.

You haven't explained the technology used 1800 years ago to print one book, from 66 books, with so few typos and graphical errors, not withstanding each authors own intrinsic human errors.

Is this guy for real? He claims to be Jesus nut but has done nothing but attack people this entire thread.

Just like Jesus would do, huh?

Who are my family if not by brethren in Jesus Christ?


Talk to them once, if they persist, leave them be.


Do not mix with them, lest your children follow other gods.



YOu can go and on. There is a very well detailed behaviour manual to christians, none of wich involve judging.


Judgement belongs to God.

What christians do and are instructed to do is always be bold and tell the truth.

The truth is the truth and if it hurt other people's feelings its irrelevant.

One levite impaled a woman crying for one of the unbelievers who had died to sin and God was well pleased. That was before Jesus Christ saved people from the death penalty.

The law is the law. God doesnt change.

there is no political correctness or ethics.

One follow Jesus morals and should not go around whoring after other god's costumes and behaviours.

Jesus came to give an offer, people take it or not. There is no negotiation. Its not expected of christians to comply in any way, shape or form with those who are wrong in God's view.

Its not expected of christians of the Latter Days to even preach the gospel anymore. Its to stand still, and let know that God is there.

Like the ortodox Jews, real christians keep to themselves. If they ever talk about their beliefs, they are not ordered to insist.

Quickening belongs to God. The moment a christian shares a word of Jesus, he planted a seed, the rest he lives to God.

Its irrelevant if others feel discriminated or "judged".

God is the Lord of discrimination. Christians just follow God/Jesus. Any human ideology that states the opposite of God is deception.

Christians dont mix with anti-christians. God will judge. But Christians know the truth, the light and the way through Jesus Christ teachings and anything or anyone does not match that, a specific set of reactive behaviour is ordered by the christian doctrine within the bible.

The effects expected must follow. Whether people like it or not, or feel bad, or discriminated or whatever, go complain with the God.