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I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2013 11:38 AM
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I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
I'm always watching it perform and can't help notice how sloppy it gets at times.

Anyway, today, I did as I do everyday and thats look at my windows for flies or other flying bugs crawling around which there is a never ending parade of such activity even though its cold and wintery out as well as within.

I keep my house cold and bugs should not be showing themselves in such numbers for the environment I have surrounding me.

So today I see a beetle bug walking hurridedly across the window as if to get out of my sight a quickly as possible before I approach with the fly swatter and it the show.

Looking, there it is as I smoosh the creature but instead of becoming a bug stain, it dissappears right there in front of me. No smashed bug on the window, no bug attached to the swatter, and no bug detected escaping from my death swat.

It just dissappeared right under the fly swatter.

I have to now tell you this. Everyday I do this to flies and the beetles and everyday I can't help notice they come out of nowhere on those same windows I just smashed them to moosh.

Now thats Matrix action.
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03/16/2013 11:42 AM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
yeh it happens.. its like they disappear into a vortex or something..
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03/16/2013 11:43 AM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
OP-->tard
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03/16/2013 11:45 AM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
OP-->tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35021960


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

You -> lala
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03/16/2013 12:03 PM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
Beetle is the one. The fate of the universe was decided on that day...one bug to rule them all...
You know who I AM.
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03/16/2013 12:03 PM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
Beetle is the one. The fate of the universe was decided on that day...one bug to rule them all...
 Quoting: RISE


hiding
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03/16/2013 12:16 PM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
This is no shit bs here.

I notice when I clear a window of the flies and beetle walkers, I sit down and glance up to that window and there is another fly and at times by the moment I reach the swatter and over to the offending window creature, its nowhere in sight, poof, just gone, till I sit down again and there it is
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03/16/2013 12:29 PM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
This is no shit bs here.

I notice when I clear a window of the flies and beetle walkers, I sit down and glance up to that window and there is another fly and at times by the moment I reach the swatter and over to the offending window creature, its nowhere in sight, poof, just gone, till I sit down again and there it is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18237036


Then it has begun. The one beetle demands all sugar cubes! And heat lamp! If demands are not met by sun down...i will send forth bugs to annoying all throughout your life.
Beg for mercy!
You know who I AM.
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03/16/2013 12:51 PM
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Re: I made a strange observation today of the Matrix Universe in action
This is no shit bs here.

I notice when I clear a window of the flies and beetle walkers, I sit down and glance up to that window and there is another fly and at times by the moment I reach the swatter and over to the offending window creature, its nowhere in sight, poof, just gone, till I sit down again and there it is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18237036


Then it has begun. The one beetle demands all sugar cubes! And heat lamp! If demands are not met by sun down...i will send forth bugs to annoying all throughout your life.
Beg for mercy!
 Quoting: RISE


I know i shouldn't, but i laughed.

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