It was a cold and rainy morning in the pacific northwest, me and some buddies had rented a cabin in the middle of no where, what I saw that day will never leave me and always haunt me, and the worst part is no one has ever believed what I saw.


I had to use the out house, as I made my way to its location some 75 feet from the cabin I heard odd noises, grunting, hi pitched squeeling and odd chatter like sounds.

I decided to follow to the source and when i got to a small clearing I could not believe my eyes. There was a sasquatch probably 8 foot tall butt fucking a unicorn, and the weirdest part, a crew of lepracons filming the whole thing, it was weirdest porn mover ever.

I still to this day have nightmares and still no one ever beilieves me.