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You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........

 
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03/17/2013 04:10 AM
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You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
You might be a doomsday prepper if.....


1. You wonder if that 18-wheeler load of toilet paper you just bought will fit in your garage.

2. You put in a swimming pool, but you have no intent in swimming in it.

3. Your UPS driver has you on speed dial to lower the drawbridge so they can access your driveway.

4. Your still trying to finish off your Y2K MRE's.

5. You actually like canned bacon, butter and cheese.

6. Your local phamacy calls you when they run out of meds.

7. You own camo for every season.

8. You use a spare bedroom as an armory.

9. You have a back-up bunker.

10. You consider those National Geographic Doomsday Preppers amatuars.

11. You put in a silo for chicken feed storage.

12. Your 1-ton pick-up truck has problems making it home from weekly food shopping trips.

13. Your outhouse is bullet proof and has gun ports.

14. Your ideal home is an abandoned government missile silo.

15. You've ever considered making clothing out of empty MRE wrappers.

16. You and your wife don't currently have any kids but you have 3 years worth of diapers stockpiled.

17. Your neighbors complain about all the booby traps on your shared property line.

18. You have gun turrets on all your vehicles.

19. Apple calls you when they run low on silver for their IPADS.

20. You spend more time in your LP/OP than in your house.

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03/26/2013 08:44 PM
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Re: You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
number 17, 19 and 6 breach opsec (operation security), if you breach opsec you are not a prepper.
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03/26/2013 08:48 PM
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Re: You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
21. If you don't go to the bathroom unless you have a contingency plan
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03/26/2013 09:10 PM
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Re: You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
here is a link to a prepper forum thread that has over 60 pages on this topic
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03/26/2013 09:11 PM
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Re: You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
here is a link to a prepper forum thread that has over 60 pages on this topic

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03/26/2013 09:13 PM
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Re: You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
you might be a prepper of you know the what a BOB, BOV, BOL, OPSEC, P38.....
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03/26/2013 09:31 PM
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Re: You might be a doomsday prepper if ..........
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