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Two Lawyers...

 
trailingedge
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03/17/2013 04:10 AM

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Two Lawyers...
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.

The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food.

Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spota rescue boat coming...

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long,long time... So... Do you think we should... well... You know... Screw her?"

"Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other lawyer.
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03/25/2013 03:28 PM
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Re: Two Lawyers...
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.

The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food.

Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spota rescue boat coming...

One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most sceptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long,long time... So... Do you think we should... well... You know... Screw her?"

"Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other lawyer.
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03/25/2013 03:33 PM
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Re: Two Lawyers...
Not funny, but here's some help.

Both lawyers were able to safely swim to the mainland without being eaten by sharks. The reason? Professional courtesy. Ba-dum-bum.
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03/25/2013 03:33 PM
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Re: Two Lawyers...
..one cup?
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03/25/2013 03:41 PM

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Re: Two Lawyers...
:P

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'Happy Easter Smiley
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03/31/2013 07:39 PM
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Re: Two Lawyers...
passed a bar..........
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03/31/2013 08:31 PM
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Re: Two Lawyers...
Two clients washed up on a beach. Then there was only the sociopath remaking alive.

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