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BUSTED!!!! Kate Middleton IS NOT pregnant!

 
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Pics taken during a military parade early today.

Look at the size of her high-heels.


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TOUCHE! She got one her shoes stuck in a drain and almost falls. Slick Willy does SHIT for helping her. Just hold her hand the whole time she tried to pull it out.

That's not the natural reaction of a husband with a pregnant wife. SHE IS NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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And don't give me that "can't break formation" BULLSHIT! She's the fucking prince. The other soldiers can't break formation, who the fuck will tell him he can't do???

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well he is holding her!
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Not to mention that she got pregnant by the same time Kim Kardashian got pregnant, but Middleton still slim like a model, except by that bogus bump purposely kept beneath large coats.


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Well he is holding her!
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He's holding her HAND, what is entirely DIFFERENT from holding her BODY.

The natural reaction of any husband watching his pregnant wife stuck in a drain and leaning towards a fall, would grab on her waist, not hold her hand in a ridiculous useless way.

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Well he is holding her!
 Quoting: Astral Goat


He's holding her HAND, what is entirely DIFFERENT from holding her BODY.

The natural reaction of any husband watching his pregnant wife stuck in a drain and leaning towards a fall, would grab on her waist, not hold her hand in a ridiculous useless way.
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It's all part of looking elegant, and maintaining posture.. they are the "royals" after all...

Princesses don't get stuck in drains, if he had been pulling her out.. he would've made a bigger fuss of it.

this is hardly a indicator to whether she's preggo or not...
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What such gentlemen....
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Ford Prefect, should I call you "UndercoverAlien"?


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So why is she pretending?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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It's all part of looking elegant, and maintaining posture.. they are the "royals" after all...

Princesses don't get stuck in drains, if he had been pulling her out.. he would've made a bigger fuss of it.

this is hardly a indicator to whether she's preggo or not...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19786180


parenthood instincts come first than "looking elegant and keeping posture" She almost fell, ANY MAN would have the reflex of grabbing onto her waist, if she was actually pregnant. He didn't because she's NOT.
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So why is she pretending?
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Because they have a surrogate woman gestating their hybrid alien lizard fetus.
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I wore heels when I was pregnant. Lots of women do.
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So why is she pretending?
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she isnt.
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Pics taken during a military parade early today.

Look at the size of her high-heels.


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


TOUCHE! She got one her shoes stuck in a drain and almost falls. Slick Willy does SHIT for helping her. Just hold her hand the whole time she tried to pull it out.

That's not the natural reaction of a husband with a pregnant wife. SHE IS NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


And don't give me that "can't break formation" BULLSHIT! She's the fucking prince. The other soldiers can't break formation, who the fuck will tell him he can't do???

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!

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William is sterile

Any child will be from Charles or Harry
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iamwith

It's all part of looking elegant, and maintaining posture.. they are the "royals" after all...

Princesses don't get stuck in drains, if he had been pulling her out.. he would've made a bigger fuss of it.

this is hardly a indicator to whether she's preggo or not...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19786180


parenthood instincts come first than "looking elegant and keeping posture" She almost fell, ANY MAN would have the reflex of grabbing onto her waist, if she was actually pregnant. He didn't because she's NOT.
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


i'm sure even they are thinking about this less than u lol........

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I wore heels when I was pregnant. Lots of women do.
 Quoting: Alpacalips


Here we go again, with all the women who "wear heels, pilot bikes, hike, swim with sharks, skydive, ride horses and pilot race cars" during pregnancy.

All for protecting the duchess' little secret.

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I wore heels when I was pregnant. Lots of women do.
 Quoting: Alpacalips


Me too, and I fell twice. I was lucky.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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iamwith

It's all part of looking elegant, and maintaining posture.. they are the "royals" after all...

Princesses don't get stuck in drains, if he had been pulling her out.. he would've made a bigger fuss of it.

this is hardly a indicator to whether she's preggo or not...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19786180


parenthood instincts come first than "looking elegant and keeping posture" She almost fell, ANY MAN would have the reflex of grabbing onto her waist, if she was actually pregnant. He didn't because she's NOT.
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


i'm sure even they are thinking about this less than u lol........

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That's because they don't need to worry about the 99% retard sheeple like you, who can't spot a hoax even if it was buried deep into your rectum!

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I wore heels when I was pregnant. Lots of women do.
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Me too, and I fell twice. I was lucky.
 Quoting: natasha77


Luck and stupidity are twin sisters.
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High Heels...Miserable fucking shoes.

Girls, would you wear them if not for men?
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High Heels...Miserable fucking shoes.

Girls, would you wear them if not for men?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20793638


Where the popular belief that women look hotter in high heels come from??

Women wearing sneakers turn me on way more than women in heels, specially because most women in heels can't walk without looking goofy.
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One knows when a nerve was hit when the trolls and shills start showing up.
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High Heels...Miserable fucking shoes.

Girls, would you wear them if not for men?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20793638


Where the popular belief that women look hotter in high heels come from??

Women wearing sneakers turn me on way more than women in heels, specially because most women in heels can't walk without looking goofy.
 Quoting: Ford Prefect


I agree that most women wearing the "stripper-like" high heels today cannot walk in them. I have watched young ladies try on 6-inch heels in the shoe department while their boyfriend holds onto them to keep them from falling. That's ludicrous.

A pregnant woman who continues to wear these 5-6 inch heels while pregnant is not considering the precious child that she is carrying. Falling in these high heels could cause serious damage to the unborn child.

A sensible woman who cares about their child will wear flats or lower heels until the baby is born. However, in this selfish, narcissistic culture where we live, women are always putting themselves first ahead of their children or husband so that they will continue to look "HOT"!.

Several years ago, I gave up the miserably uncomfortable high heels because I simply became tired of hurting feet. My husband encouraged me to start wearing more comfortable shoes.....and now, I truly enjoy life much more not having to give in to the demands of the fashion industry. I know that my feet really appreciate it.
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My husband would have been on the ground, getting my shoe out of there, while making sure I didn't fall. He wouldn't stand there holding my hand.
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Willy's just thinking that he'll use his spurs to get her unstuck.
And then maybe later on,...he can help with the delivery.

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This is a whole new level of "I'm bored and gonna make up so stupid useless retarded nonsense" thread right there...

Only thing better than the post is the OP's replies to the above comments... Comedy gold.

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i love these kinds of threads.

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My husband would have been on the ground, getting my shoe out of there, while making sure I didn't fall. He wouldn't stand there holding my hand.
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Same with mine! After all, taking care of his wife is more important than royal protocol. I have a feeling that a lot will change with traditions and protocol once Queen Elizabeth is not on the throne.

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