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Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth

 
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Nice vids Dr. Astro. 5*
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Not extinction but 1/3 of humanity?
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03/17/2013 12:11 PM
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Back in the 0050s.........

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Thread: Question for Astro
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Nasa tells us 'everything'.... even about the alien moonbases.
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Back in the 0050s.........


 Quoting: Supercruiserweight


LOL! The Nibiru insider! The "astromoners" were all watching it! That's how I got the name astromut, a mutation of "astronut" since clearly the "n" in astronomers should be pronounced as an "m" by those in the know...
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I dunno what's more tard the UFO picture inside the video or the tards inside the thread.
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All we'd have to do would be to send Bruce Willis up there anyway.
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03/17/2013 12:23 PM
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[link to www.geekosystem.com]
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I strongly disagree

I have presented bags of evidence in my thread recording this object and where it will hit

This is a very real event
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219

what happened too the announcements Raymond?
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damn looks like you tinfoil hat retards are gonna have to come up with another doom scenario that wont happen. DECEMBER 21 END OF THE WORLD LOLOLOL

nasa: 482,959,832
GLP: still 0


stupid shits
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03/17/2013 12:33 PM
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I think NASA is hiding something anyone agree With me?
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NASA Couldn't find an asteroid if it landed in it landed in Orlando!
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if it landed on they nose
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Nasa tells us 'everything'.... even about the alien moonbases.
 Quoting: Supercruiserweight
Nasa tells us 'everything'.... even about the alien moonbases.
 Quoting: Supercruiserweight
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I stopped the flood of pointless music videos. They slow down my computer dramatically when I try to load the thread page. I'm guessing that was the idea. No more.
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And for the record:
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This was an april fool's joke come early, addressed to me. I got the message. Cute, whoever you are. You were just under 20 million kilometers off from earth on that second set of "TLE's" but I got the message. April 1st eh? Funny. Next time I would suggest you use a format actually designed for asteroid orbits. 8 line is nice and unambiguous with more room for significant figures.
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I think NASA is hiding something anyone agree With me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35932031


Lots of morans agree with you...
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


You misspelled moron
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27688795


Look guys!

Another n006 without a brian at GLP!

cruise
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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Doom off, Schnitzels for everyone!
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Are these the same scientists who were pushing the "man made" Global Warming?

Just sayin. grnrolleyes

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The idiot either looks but never listens or listen but never looks.

Nibiru has been photographed (like a UFO) and the words are inside the SONG.
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03/17/2013 12:50 PM

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Only our bank accounts are in danger of extinction.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Doom off, Schnitzels for everyone!
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Are these the same scientists who were pushing the "man made" Global Warming?

Just sayin.
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater

No. It's a parody thread of this one:
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
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LOOK

Back in the 1950s...

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Well, if NASA said it then it has to be the truth! Right...

NASA =

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I think NASA is hiding something anyone agree With me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35932031


Lots of morans agree with you...
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


You misspelled moron
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27688795


Look guys!

Another n006 without a brian at GLP!

cruise
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


hows those chemtrails still coming out your fat ass?
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Someone needs to get "Dr." Astro a copy of the bible with these verses in Revelation highlighted...

Revelation 8: 8-11
8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

9 And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

10 And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;

11 And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.




So I guess in one sense you are right, OP. An extinction event asteroid will not hit the earth...TWO of them will!
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Doom off, Schnitzels for everyone!
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


Are these the same scientists who were pushing the "man made" Global Warming?

Just sayin.
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater

No. It's a parody thread of this one:
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


The "weird al" of GLP, sweet.
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And for the record:
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
This was an april fool's joke come early, addressed to me. I got the message. Cute, whoever you are. You were just under 20 million kilometers off from earth on that second set of "TLE's" but I got the message. April 1st eh? Funny. Next time I would suggest you use a format actually designed for asteroid orbits. 8 line is nice and unambiguous with more room for significant figures.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


It was an elaborate april fool's by me. ( the orbital element's). NOT the raymond dorris uncle! I just hijacked the thread a little.

But Dr Astro was WAY TOO smart. It was supposed to culminate on April 1st for a joke. But he actually sniffed me out well in advance!
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Here's my questions for the fine Dr.

Is there 0% chance that an asteroid, big enough to do some real damage, could ever slip thru and hit earth?

For example I never heard a thing about the one that hit russia, do you think someone knew about that one and said nothing?

I know most of these doom threads are BS, im also sure that if one was gonna hit , they would say a thing.
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Back in the 0050s.........


 Quoting: Supercruiserweight


NASA insider my ass,.... That cats name is Arizona, he is a drunkard who says a lot of retarded ass things... He used to go on Donny Gillsons show,....do I need to say anything else? Lol...
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WELL if he's wrong most of us won't be here to bitch about it

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