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Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth

 
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YOU FAILED ASTRO. You assured us there was zero danger when Russia got hit. You shouldn't assure what you can't possibly know. You are not a very talented astronomer. Why are your moon calculations off by over four percent?
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Let me guess, you actually believe that Raymond asshole?
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So you proclaim zero chance of an ELE, yet can't predict what happened in Russia? Are you a paid troll? Do you know how stupid you look saying these things aren't predictable, yet you are now predicting there is no danger?
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Indubitably.



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What about when you claimed that da14 was going to miss by over three thousand miles more than it actually did? You are amassing a collection of failures.
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YOU FAILED ASTRO.
 Quoting: Astronomous Coward 1193387

Nope.
You assured us there was zero danger when Russia got hit.
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Nope. I assured you that 2012 DA14 would not hit. I was right. I never said anything about undetected asteroids. It's a given that small undetected asteroids can strike at any time.
You shouldn't assure what you can't possibly know.
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I don't.
You are not a very talented astronomer.
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You are not a very talented troll.
Why are your moon calculations off by over four percent?
 Quoting: AC

They're not. If you claim that they are, then prove it.

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So you proclaim zero chance of an ELE,
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How many times do I have to say this? The thread title is a parody of the other thread title that I debunked in the video. Did you not watch the video or were you just not paying attention?
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What about when you claimed that da14 was going to miss by over three thousand miles more than it actually did? You are amassing a collection of failures.
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No, I didn't. I said it would miss by 17,205 miles from the surface.
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
I was right to within a few miles. You can confirm that for yourself using astrometric data from the close approach.
[link to www.minorplanetcenter.net]
JPL's own page shows the nominal distance for that close approach was about 17,198 miles.
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
You are the one amassing a collection of failures here pal.
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I think NASA is hiding something anyone agree With me?
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no way dude. lasttime they said no chance of hit, u act like shit blew up over russia.
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I think NASA is hiding something anyone agree With me?
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no way dude. lasttime they said no chance of hit, u act like shit blew up over russia.
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They said 2012 DA14 would not hit. They were right. The meteor was unrelated and undetected prior to impact.
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I wish you'd do something similar for the christards...
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Why do you only calculate the ones with no chance to hit? You cant see the sun side yet claim no chance for an extinction level event to occur? As he you would even know. Ao inflated sense of delusional grandeur.
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Your choice of user name is both threatening and juvenile. Even if you disagree with Astro there is no need to stoop to such behaviour.
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Why do you only calculate the ones with no chance to hit? You cant see the sun side yet claim no chance for an extinction level event to occur? As he you would even know. Ao inflated sense of delusional grandeur.
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Your choice of user name is both threatening and juvenile. Even if you disagree with Astro there is no need to stoop to such behaviour.
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Yes, look how many people read that thread, Astro stoped a major panic. AND YOU DARE TO TRASH HIM FOR IT.
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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
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Why do you only calculate the ones with no chance to hit? You cant see the sun side yet claim no chance for an extinction level event to occur? As he you would even know. Ao inflated sense of delusional grandeur.
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Your choice of user name is both threatening and juvenile. Even if you disagree with Astro there is no need to stoop to such behaviour.
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Yes, look how many people read that thread, Astro stoped a major panic. AND YOU DARE TO TRASH HIM FOR IT.
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Lol, what major panic? So, we can panic over every bs thread on glp like that.
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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
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Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


(For you the small version)

brainuseitsm

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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
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Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


(For you the small version)

brainuseitsm

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 Quoting: Hydra


mccoy
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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
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Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


(For you the small version)

:brainuseitsm:

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Hey, nazi.

its true coz he called it, and failed. Deal with it.
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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246

Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


(For you the small version)

brainuseitsm

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Hey, nazi.

its true coz he called it, and failed. Deal with it.
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I said 2012 DA14 would not hit. It didn't. I was right. I said nothing about other undetected asteroids.
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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246

Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


(For you the small version)

brainuseitsm

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 Quoting: Hydra

Hey, nazi.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246

Hey Croatia

any other arguments than insulting?


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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
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Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


(For you the small version)

:brainuseitsm:

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Hey, nazi.

its true coz he called it, and failed. Deal with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246


Let's try to make this nice and simple so that you can understand.

Did 2012 DA14 hit earth?
No. It passed without incident as predicted.

How can you fail to comprehend this?
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Very sorry Dr Astro.

I didn't see this coming. Doom-tards actually jumping all over you for figuring out my fake orbital elements were set up as a hoax for april fools.

I would have hated to see what would have happened if it had gone on any further without you figuring it out so fast.

When I was trying to mess with these Doomers... You were the only voice of reason.

Guess we should never mess with Doomers' addictions.
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Why do you only calculate the ones with no chance to hit? You cant see the sun side yet claim no chance for an extinction level event to occur? As he you would even know. Ao inflated sense of delusional grandeur.
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Your choice of user name is both threatening and juvenile. Even if you disagree with Astro there is no need to stoop to such behaviour.
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Wow, I agree. That's reached the beyond OK. Time for universal shunning. It works, but too few people have the courage to do it.

This guy deserves it. I was watching these exchanges prior to the Russian meteor. I can tell you people were goading (or attempting to goad) Dr. Astro into making over-reaching statements about the incoming meteor. When that didn't work they switched to trying to get him to make overly precise statements. He for example reran his numbers and gave a more precise estimate of passing distance, with an appropriately more emphatic insistence that this thing wasn't going to hit us.

Then, like magic (and lets not talk about probability), an uncatalogued meteorite explodes over Russia, with massive amounts of absolutely stunning and terrifying video.

I said to myself "Oh shit, Astro's fucked now." He hadn't said anything wrong, he'd been incredibly precise, just like they wanted. Which is why I believe Dr. Astro is going to be dealing with staged attacks from that same group trying to whip up people who were frightened by those Russian videos to attack Dr. Astro as well. Why! Seems strange to spend all that energy on Dr. Astro, right?

Perhaps there is something to the phrase "as above, so below." Or more precisely, maybe GLP is like a reflection of "the whole world, writ small". Which is why I suspect TPTB will use some similarly unlikely event/events in the near future to push an anti-science/anti-authority agenda.

Ok, that's a lot of analysis, and I haven't had a good track record on feedback for these in-depth posts. What is your take on this Dr. Astro?

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Why do you only calculate the ones with no chance to hit? You cant see the sun side yet claim no chance for an extinction level event to occur? As he you would even know. Ao inflated sense of delusional grandeur.
 Quoting: Astro must diet 1193387


Your choice of user name is both threatening and juvenile. Even if you disagree with Astro there is no need to stoop to such behaviour.
 Quoting: Elemental


Wow, I agree. That's reached the beyond OK. Time for universal shunning. It works, but too few people have the courage to do it.

This guy deserves it. I was watching these exchanges prior to the Russian meteor. I can tell you people were goading (or attempting to goad) Dr. Astro into making over-reaching statements about the incoming meteor. When that didn't work they switched to trying to get him to make overly precise statements. He for example reran his numbers and gave a more precise estimate of passing distance, with an appropriately more emphatic insistence that this thing wasn't going to hit us.

Then, like magic (and lets not talk about probability), an uncatalogued meteorite explodes over Russia, with massive amounts of absolutely stunning and terrifying video.

I said to myself "Oh shit, Astro's fucked now." He hadn't said anything wrong, he'd been incredibly precise, just like they wanted. Which is why I believe Dr. Astro is going to be dealing with staged attacks from that same group trying to whip up people who were frightened by those Russian videos to attack Dr. Astro as well. Why! Seems strange to spend all that energy on Dr. Astro, right?

Perhaps there is something to the phrase "as above, so below." Or more precisely, maybe GLP is like a reflection of "the whole world, writ small". Which is why I suspect TPTB will use some similarly unlikely event/events in the near future to push an anti-science/anti-authority agenda.

Ok, that's a lot of analysis, and I haven't had a good track record on feedback for these in-depth posts. What is your take on this Dr. Astro?

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I think the quality of education has been on a downward trajectory for some time, and I don't think that's an accident.
Thread: My child received a school manual on how to masterbate on his 8th b-day.
It makes people easier to control. Critical thinking has gone out the window. The depth of information taught is puddle deep as well.

Just a few weeks ago I was looking in kids books about astronomy from the 1960's that had been collecting dust alongside a large collection of Asimov books. The information in those books was more advanced than some of the things I had seen taught in high school. Of course there was a much greater interest in space back in the 60's, but I still think the depth of information told a story of how far we've fallen as a society.
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doc do u have any info on this DA 2013 CL2 march 25th??
i caught some info on anuther site:

A insider claims that a 300m wide asteroid is going to impact in the Atlantic ocean on afternoon march 25 2013.

"He says that within 3 days of his post you shall be able to see the "lesser" meteors and then world leaders will suddenly vanish or stage their deaths.
Another poster posted the name of the asteroid
DA 2013 CL2

what i was reading is info pertaining to this particular asteroid has been pulled from internet.and i am wondering if that shill was throwing out false alarms ,so ppl would miss a REAL event.
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doc do u have any info on this DA 2013 CL2 march 25th??
i caught some info on anuther site:

A insider claims that a 300m wide asteroid is going to impact in the Atlantic ocean on afternoon march 25 2013.

"He says that within 3 days of his post you shall be able to see the "lesser" meteors and then world leaders will suddenly vanish or stage their deaths.
Another poster posted the name of the asteroid
DA 2013 CL2

what i was reading is info pertaining to this particular asteroid has been pulled from internet.and i am wondering if that shill was throwing out false alarms ,so ppl would miss a REAL event.
 Quoting: jazz 22000823


It's BS. There is no such thing as an asteroid named "DA2013CL2" - that's not even how provisional asteroid names work. 2013 CL2 is a real asteroid, but there's no "DA" in front of the name.
[link to www.minorplanetcenter.net]
It's an asteroid that was seen briefly for two days by Pan-STARRS but was lost due to a lack of follow-up observations. It's a main belt asteroid whose orbit is just inside the orbit of mars at perihelion, but nowhere near our orbit (earth MOID of .39 AU). Since it's just a main belt asteroid and not an earth crossing asteroid or near approaching asteroid it's not as high of a priority for follow-up observations and because of that it was lost. Minor planet center doesn't even bother to calculate an orbit for it, but I did using the astrometric data.
[link to 2005yu55.jimdo.com]
Here's what that orbit looks like (it's the red line):
[link to img194.imageshack.us]
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thx doc. i still cant figure out what the mayans were tryin to tell us. n if mankind has misread it far.
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thx doc. i still cant figure out what the mayans were tryin to tell us. n if mankind has misread it far.
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Sorry, double post.

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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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You said 100% chance of NOT hit on 15 feb, and then....KABOOOM, thus you fail.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246

Croatia

do you even anticipate to read the answers in the thread?
Thread: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid will NOT hit earth (Page 5)

Repeating the same shit does not make it true.


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:brainuseitsm:

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Hey, nazi.

its true coz he called it, and failed. Deal with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1556246


I said 2012 DA14 would not hit. It didn't. I was right. I said nothing about other undetected asteroids.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro



Folks, this Astro should be ignored. He is a paid distraction, too keep you confused.

He CLAIMED, adamantly at that - that there would be NO DANGER when DA2014 passed, while the asteroid did not hit, a traveling companion DID - and this a-hole is trying to convince you that they were not related?

What does this guy have against his fellow man? Why is this jerk intent on keeping people in the dark when you could warn people?

That says all we need to know about this so called "Doctor".

By the way : REAL DOCTORS DO NOT VISIT GLP. FACTS. SORRY FOLKS, ASTRO IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS.

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