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i am here on behalf of the christ - this is a thread for all potential glp wives of the christ.. apply within..

 
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i am here on behalf of the christ - this is a thread for all potential glp wives of the christ.. apply within..
now first rule is you must be a virgin so that rules out about 90% of glp's finest.. next you must be financially stable and if your a wealthy heiress it is a bonus as the christ hasnt bothered making himself rich just yet as hes been busy feeding the rest of you.. third you must be on level.. the christ needs his wife to know her place and be able to clean and look after a household as well as her man.. you need to be hot is another criteria.. i use the term hot loosely for the christ says his chick must just be sexy as fuck as in have total sex appeal and thats hot for him.. he also likes his women to be submissive.. when he says jump you say 'how high'.. the wife of christ must have a pure loving heart and gentle nature.. you must be self aware and be a strong girl.. ok now that we got the basics out of the way if youv made it this far you may apply and tell us a bit more about yourself..

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