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Who is the EGG who is a member of the "Stonecutters" and drinks beer, in The Simpsons?

 
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and why a mascott egg is a member of a secret society?
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The whole episode takes swipes at various conspiracies. The egg thing is simply a joke. Simpsons episodes during this era are notoriously clever and their humour was alot more subtle as compared to today's Simpsons
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OP here is your answer.


___
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
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Alistair Crowley???

LMAO!

What's next, L. Ron Hubbard?

Prophet Mohammad?





Sucker born every minute, indeed.
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OP here is your answer.


___
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
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oh, I have read this exact same story, in Portuguese, in a Brazilian forum.

and I think it's bullshit.

big nonsense...
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Hey, in the original foreign movie 'The Vanishing' ----> weren't the character's heads shown in Egg-shaped pictures at one point? Or least on the DVD box?

Uh-oh, plot thickens!
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
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If Eggman could get to Kennedy, he could get to anyone!

Holy shit, the Eggman cannot be stopped, nor can it be contained -- no time to save the children; run for your lives everybody run run run ARGHGHGGHGHGH!!!!!
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
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Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
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I won't give up.

I will make people see this.
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lol
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251




Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
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That's right. We are here to inform you that your NWO leaders are most definitly NOT egg people and that further discussion of this subject, on this or any other forum by you, will be met with a swift blackbagging.
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there is no egg
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uh?
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Die Eier Von Satan toolrockon
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251




Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
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I wish I was paid. I'm no shill, it's just that I've watched almost every episode, with exception to recent years, of The Simpsons. Should I assume any Brazilian posting similar is under orders the same as you? Come off it.

Use your brain and see the social commentary on how we are farmed and fed. If there are sides, I'm probably on yours. Tard.
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I won't give up.

I will make people see this.
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lol
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The eggman must be exposed!

Right after we catch the glossy gnome on grassy knoll.
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251




Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36371613


I wish I was paid. I'm no shill, it's just that I've watched almost every episode, with exception to recent years, of The Simpsons. Should I assume any Brazilian posting similar is under orders the same as you? Come off it.

Use your brain and see the social commentary on how we are farmed and fed. If there are sides, I'm probably on yours. Tard.
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Don't be fooled by this gentle canuck OP. He is just baiting you to keep talking about what you have been warned not too. I have warned you for the last time.
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251




Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36371613


I wish I was paid. I'm no shill, it's just that I've watched almost every episode, with exception to recent years, of The Simpsons. Should I assume any Brazilian posting similar is under orders the same as you? Come off it.

Use your brain and see the social commentary on how we are farmed and fed. If there are sides, I'm probably on yours. Tard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251


Don't be fooled by this gentle canuck OP. He is just baiting you to keep talking about what you have been warned not too. I have warned you for the last time.
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hahaha. that's mean.
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touched a nerve?
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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251




Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36371613


That's right. We are here to inform you that your NWO leaders are most definitly NOT egg people and that further discussion of this subject, on this or any other forum by you, will be met with a swift blackbagging.
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And I for one welcome our NWO overlords... and shall gladly avail to them my services to round up all the overly inquisitive 'OP's

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I doubt you touched a nerve. This episode is like over a decade old.
Earlier in the episode, Homer tried to save the life of Carl or Lenny, I don't remember, by throwing down an egg sandwich, saying it's bad for your health. The two of them reply something like "Oh, no, Homer. You got it all wrong, eggs are good for you." Homer notices the eggman and says "he got to you, too, eh?: or similar. The eggman runs away and isn't seen until the singalong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7577251




Automatic e-mail sent to different Canadian paid shills, askig to post the same thing in the same thread?

Another Canadian paid shill posted it already....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36371613


I wish I was paid. I'm no shill, it's just that I've watched almost every episode, with exception to recent years, of The Simpsons. Should I assume any Brazilian posting similar is under orders the same as you? Come off it.

Use your brain and see the social commentary on how we are farmed and fed. If there are sides, I'm probably on yours. Tard.
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If you feel slightted by Hasbara, I got an extra Ferrari I think. It eats up gas though like Barney Frank eats ass, just crazy... so be warned.
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I won't give up.

I will make people see this.
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lol
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The eggman must be exposed!

Right after we catch the glossy gnome on grassy knoll.
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It was my understanding that operation Glossy Gnome was nothing more than a theory. When was this info de-classified?
Also, when confronted with the fact that LBJ was a founding member of the Egg Council, his chief of staff, W. Marvin Watson is quoted as saying, "Rumours of these types are often scrambled or flipped to make them appear to be something they are not"
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I won't give up.

I will make people see this.
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lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303506


The eggman must be exposed!

Right after we catch the glossy gnome on grassy knoll.
 Quoting: ASV 36359017


It was my understanding that operation Glossy Gnome was nothing more than a theory. When was this info de-classified?
Also, when confronted with the fact that LBJ was a founding member of the Egg Council, his chief of staff, W. Marvin Watson is quoted as saying, "Rumours of these types are often scrambled or flipped to make them appear to be something they are not"
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Hey do NOT false-flag me, pal.

I know all your false-flag tricks & fake trickery & other head-fakes!

Everyone knows that there was NO such thing as LBJ or for that matter Holocaust!
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I am the eggman, the Beatles
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lol
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The eggman must be exposed!

Right after we catch the glossy gnome on grassy knoll.
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It was my understanding that operation Glossy Gnome was nothing more than a theory. When was this info de-classified?
Also, when confronted with the fact that LBJ was a founding member of the Egg Council, his chief of staff, W. Marvin Watson is quoted as saying, "Rumours of these types are often scrambled or flipped to make them appear to be something they are not"
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Hey do NOT false-flag me, pal.

I know all your false-flag tricks & fake trickery & other head-fakes!

Everyone knows that there was NO such thing as LBJ or for that matter Holocaust!
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These are just rumours. LBJ was known in tight social circles as being somewhat of a basket case when it came to his affiliations with the less appreciated side of the agricultural monarchy. LBJ along with 11 others were seen in the rose garden, "cracking up" and making odd gestures towards the press table, which had been set with DEVILED Eggs and other various forms of poultry droppings.
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The heck??! How many different Canadians are there???

Good thing 'Swinburnian' hasn't been ordered to partake in this Hasbara Eggman diversionary thread --> otherwise the sheer Canuck oversaturation might just reach critical mass, le horror!!!!
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The eggman must be exposed!

Right after we catch the glossy gnome on grassy knoll.
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It was my understanding that operation Glossy Gnome was nothing more than a theory. When was this info de-classified?
Also, when confronted with the fact that LBJ was a founding member of the Egg Council, his chief of staff, W. Marvin Watson is quoted as saying, "Rumours of these types are often scrambled or flipped to make them appear to be something they are not"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1704955


Hey do NOT false-flag me, pal.

I know all your false-flag tricks & fake trickery & other head-fakes!

Everyone knows that there was NO such thing as LBJ or for that matter Holocaust!
 Quoting: ASV 36359017

These are just rumours. LBJ was known in tight social circles as being somewhat of a basket case when it came to his affiliations with the less appreciated side of the agricultural monarchy. LBJ along with 11 others were seen in the rose garden, "cracking up" and making odd gestures towards the press table, which had been set with DEVILED Eggs and other various forms of poultry droppings.
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No no no no!

Free Che Guevara!

No more oil wars for Dick Cheney! No more paying of rent on time for Dick Jewy!

Attica, attica, attica!
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These are just rumours. LBJ was known in tight social circles as being somewhat of a basket case when it came to his affiliations with the less appreciated side of the agricultural monarchy. LBJ along with 11 others were seen in the rose garden, "cracking up" and making odd gestures towards the press table, which had been set with DEVILED Eggs and other various forms of poultry droppings.
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Jengo... that you?
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WTF??????????


Pause this video at 33 seconds:






WHAT THE FUCK is that EGG sitting in a chair and drinking beer in the secret meeting of the "Stonecutters" in this epic episode of The Simpsons??


HOLY SHIT!!!
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It's part of the storyline earlier on in the episode...
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WTF??????????


Pause this video at 33 seconds:






WHAT THE FUCK is that EGG sitting in a chair and drinking beer in the secret meeting of the "Stonecutters" in this epic episode of The Simpsons??


HOLY SHIT!!!
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It's part of the storyline earlier on in the episode...
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Ok, next question: what is this 'storyline' you're talking about?

What devious Masonic plot is this Storyline character an indispensible part of? What is the Bush government NOT say to us??!!!


Thanks in advance, White Devil face.
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It was my understanding that operation Glossy Gnome was nothing more than a theory. When was this info de-classified?
Also, when confronted with the fact that LBJ was a founding member of the Egg Council, his chief of staff, W. Marvin Watson is quoted as saying, "Rumours of these types are often scrambled or flipped to make them appear to be something they are not"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1704955


Hey do NOT false-flag me, pal.

I know all your false-flag tricks & fake trickery & other head-fakes!

Everyone knows that there was NO such thing as LBJ or for that matter Holocaust!
 Quoting: ASV 36359017

These are just rumours. LBJ was known in tight social circles as being somewhat of a basket case when it came to his affiliations with the less appreciated side of the agricultural monarchy. LBJ along with 11 others were seen in the rose garden, "cracking up" and making odd gestures towards the press table, which had been set with DEVILED Eggs and other various forms of poultry droppings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1704955


No no no no!

Free Che Guevara!

No more oil wars for Dick Cheney! No more paying of rent on time for Dick Jewy!

Attica, attica, attica!
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OUI OUI OUI!

You perhaps have been sheltered as of late. This rabbit hole goes DEEP. Along with members of the Foreign council for Agricultural Greivences (F.A.G.G.), the Bush whitehouse was highly secretive with the public when it came to laying down a strategic outline regarding Americans prosperity and their ability to own stocks in foreign fowl farms.
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Here's a hint: its ugly, green, and eats human babies
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THE EGG IS THE WHITE DEVIL!

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