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What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!

 
Relativity
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What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
Super tired and stressed out. My wife was exsausted from dealing with our toddler. Finally got baby to go to sleep.
My wife and I decided to take the oppertunity to take a nap together as well. Just got to sleep and

DING DONG...DING DONG. After I didnt answer..Knock knock knock.

So my house is for sale and I thought it might be a listing agent, but NO. Some fucking bibletard wanted me to have a pamphlet and talk about the word of GOD.

PISSED off does not describe my anger right now.
Why can't you people leave other people alone that dont share your beliefs. You have to PUSH it on people with a ferver that makes me hate YOU, not GOD even more.

What gives you the right to come onto my property, disturb MY privacy to talk about your church. Your no better than a scum salesman.

I am sure GOD appreciated you fucking up my RARE alone time with my wife and I am posative my now NOT sleeping child needed a fucking pamphlet instead of her sleep.

I am not usually this mean, but I have absofuckinglutly had it with bibletards invading my life and it makes me hate them even more.


[b]Please keep your religious beliefs to yourelf, at home and in your motherfucking church. If people want to get all jesus crazy than that is where they go, and leave people ALONE who dont share your excitement!!!

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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
I see the Holy Spirit is dealing with you, that is why you are so angry. Give your heart to Jesus and go out and knock on some doors, and witness about the goodness of Jesus Christ. Do not let your anger get in the way of your salvation. You have no promise of tomorrow.
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First amendment !!

Free speech !!


[link to en.wikipedia.org]

You are welcome !

Next !!
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
Super tired and stressed out. My wife was exsausted from dealing with our toddler. Finally got baby to go to sleep.
My wife and I decided to take the oppertunity to take a nap together as well. Just got to sleep and

DING DONG...DING DONG. After I didnt answer..Knock knock knock.

So my house is for sale and I thought it might be a listing agent, but NO. Some fucking bibletard wanted me to have a pamphlet and talk about the word of GOD.

PISSED off does not describe my anger right now.
Why can't you people leave other people alone that dont share your beliefs. You have to PUSH it on people with a ferver that makes me hate YOU, not GOD even more.

What gives you the right to come onto my property, disturb MY privacy to talk about your church. Your no better than a scum salesman.

I am sure GOD appreciated you fucking up my RARE alone time with my wife and I am posative my now NOT sleeping child needed a fucking pamphlet instead of her sleep.

I am not usually this mean, but I have absofuckinglutly had it with bibletards invading my life and it makes me hate them even more.


[b]Please keep your religious beliefs to yourelf, at home and in your motherfucking church. If people want to get all jesus crazy than that is where they go, and leave people ALONE who dont share your excitement!!!

rantrantdamnedtoolskull_fing
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LOL, you're a fag, son.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
Chill out dude... Have a drink and relax... I'm no bibletard just a person who realizes its not good to get that angry about nothing...

As long as bibletards play within the rules of the society that you live in, they aren't doing anything wrong. Gate your yard if you want it to truly stop. Put up a no tresspassing sign. Put up a sign that says solicitations are prohibited...

The bibletards in question are no different than yard salesmen looking to score a new client... they have the right to walk up to your un-gated doorstep and knock on your door...

Only over signage (no solicite... no tresspass) will help you there.

If they still solicite, call the cops...
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
They train for it at their Cult meetings...err.. 'Church Halls'.

They call it 'Witnessing'. It's when they go around harassing people. Most of them use the 'Ray Comfort' method where they try to convince you that you are a sack of shit and threaten to burn you in fire if you don't join them.

Sound about right?
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Chill out dude... Have a drink and relax... I'm no bibletard just a person who realizes its not good to get that angry about nothing...

As long as bibletards play within the rules of the society that you live in, they aren't doing anything wrong. Gate your yard if you want it to truly stop. Put up a no tresspassing sign. Put up a sign that says solicitations are prohibited...

The bibletards in question are no different than yard salesmen looking to score a new client... they have the right to walk up to your un-gated doorstep and knock on your door...

Only over signage (no solicite... no tresspass) will help you there.

If they still solicite, call the cops...
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I DO HAVE SIGNS!!!!
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They train for it at their Cult meetings...err.. 'Church Halls'.

They call it 'Witnessing'. It's when they go around harassing people. Most of them use the 'Ray Comfort' method where they try to convince you that you are a sack of shit and threaten to burn you in fire if you don't join them.

Sound about right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36362608


Religion has killed and done more harm in this world than anything else. Why would I want to be a part of that!!
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
"Live each day as if it was your last"

^from your avatar OP^

Is this where you want to be when JESUS comes back?
Bitching and cursing His soldiers/laborers?
Why don't you practice what you preach and quit your
whining?
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
"Live each day as if it was your last"

^from your avatar OP^

Is this where you want to be when JESUS comes back?
Bitching and cursing His soldiers/laborers?
Why don't you practice what you preach and quit your
whining?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36353053


Jesus has bigger fish to fry than me.
Murderers, pedo's from the church...etc.

Tell him to get his highness down here and clean up his mess.

I know I am a good man and have no problems with my life when I die. Trust me. If there is a god he will get an earfull from me.

Talking to him right now!!
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
"Live each day as if it was your last"

^from your avatar OP^

Is this where you want to be when JESUS comes back?
Bitching and cursing His soldiers/laborers?
Why don't you practice what you preach and quit your
whining?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36353053


If you people are the best Jesus could muster up, he's not much of a threat.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
Super tired and stressed out. My wife was exsausted from dealing with our toddler. Finally got baby to go to sleep.
My wife and I decided to take the oppertunity to take a nap together as well. Just got to sleep and

DING DONG...DING DONG. After I didnt answer..Knock knock knock.

So my house is for sale and I thought it might be a listing agent, but NO. Some fucking bibletard wanted me to have a pamphlet and talk about the word of GOD.

PISSED off does not describe my anger right now.
Why can't you people leave other people alone that dont share your beliefs. You have to PUSH it on people with a ferver that makes me hate YOU, not GOD even more.

What gives you the right to come onto my property, disturb MY privacy to talk about your church. Your no better than a scum salesman.

I am sure GOD appreciated you fucking up my RARE alone time with my wife and I am posative my now NOT sleeping child needed a fucking pamphlet instead of her sleep.

I am not usually this mean, but I have absofuckinglutly had it with bibletards invading my life and it makes me hate them even more.


[b]Please keep your religious beliefs to yourelf, at home and in your motherfucking church. If people want to get all jesus crazy than that is where they go, and leave people ALONE who dont share your excitement!!!

rantrantdamnedtoolskull_fing
 Quoting: Relativity


You do know Saul also was inhibited by the spirit of anger and he tried to kill King David but obviously failed and eventually lost his life and was smitten. Any anger that is purely identified as "rage" is of the devil. I ain't bullshi**ing you, just telling you the truth.

Jesus is Lord.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
Just so you know Jesus also rebuked religion because it is poison for the person. So all those who are like:

"WHO WANTZ to b Part of DAT?"

Jesus rebuked religion, and told us to love one another.

How hard is that to do? Unless you some completely vegetable and don't get something simple then that's a different story.
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what gives them the right?

jesus gave them the right! so there.
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I agree OP, I get sick of and tired of this morons trying to get me to join their blood sacrifice cult religion too.
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"Live each day as if it was your last"

^from your avatar OP^

Is this where you want to be when JESUS comes back?
Bitching and cursing His soldiers/laborers?
Why don't you practice what you preach and quit your
whining?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36353053


Jesus has bigger fish to fry than me.
Murderers, pedo's from the church...etc.

Tell him to get his highness down here and clean up his mess.

I know I am a good man and have no problems with my life when I die. Trust me. If there is a god he will get an earfull from me.

Talking to him right now!!
 Quoting: Relativity


Ummm...yeah...Right! You're gonna tell God how the cow ate the cabbage! I think *not*!

Read the Book of Job!

The *only* thing you will do, is fall on your face as if dead with fear!

You really need to get to know God before it's too late!
God Is! We're not! Let's knock off all the nonsense!
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
Chill out dude... Have a drink and relax... I'm no bibletard just a person who realizes its not good to get that angry about nothing...

As long as bibletards play within the rules of the society that you live in, they aren't doing anything wrong. Gate your yard if you want it to truly stop. Put up a no tresspassing sign. Put up a sign that says solicitations are prohibited...

The bibletards in question are no different than yard salesmen looking to score a new client... they have the right to walk up to your un-gated doorstep and knock on your door...

Only over signage (no solicite... no tresspass) will help you there.

If they still solicite, call the cops...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36370515


I DO HAVE SIGNS!!!!
 Quoting: Relativity


Yeah but bible tards are stupid and cant read or if they can read they pay no attention to the signs because they are not backed up with a scripture.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
First amendment !!

Free speech !!


[link to en.wikipedia.org]

You are welcome !

Next !!
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No, trespassing and disturbing the peace.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
They train for it at their Cult meetings...err.. 'Church Halls'.

They call it 'Witnessing'. It's when they go around harassing people. Most of them use the 'Ray Comfort' method where they try to convince you that you are a sack of shit and threaten to burn you in fire if you don't join them.

Sound about right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36362608


Religion has killed and done more harm in this world than anything else. Why would I want to be a part of that!!
 Quoting: Relativity


This type of thinking really pisses me off. No, asshole, people are sick, violent fucks regardless of whether they are religious or not. If you think for a second that the world would be a peaceful place without religion then you should put your children up for adoption because clearly you're too stupid to be a parent.
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Thats why relig-o-tards are so fucked up in the head. In the history of my time on this freak show planet I never had an atheist knock, ring or yell in my window about fake shit.

Now a fucking relig-o-tard will do that. They have no shame in bothering good people cause in their little twisted world of fake gods and jesus saves scenarios they will make sure they get at you to talk shit about some fake guy up in the sky who loves you and will save you as long as you say its name.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
They train for it at their Cult meetings...err.. 'Church Halls'.

They call it 'Witnessing'. It's when they go around harassing people. Most of them use the 'Ray Comfort' method where they try to convince you that you are a sack of shit and threaten to burn you in fire if you don't join them.

Sound about right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36362608


Religion has killed and done more harm in this world than anything else. Why would I want to be a part of that!!
 Quoting: Relativity


Well Apartments are for rent in Iran and North Korea....
Susie

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I see the Holy Spirit is dealing with you, that is why you are so angry. Give your heart to Jesus and go out and knock on some doors, and witness about the goodness of Jesus Christ. Do not let your anger get in the way of your salvation. You have no promise of tomorrow.
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Hahahahaha, but seriously, don't do that shit.
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Post a no solicitation sign
any solicitors are trespassing there after
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
First amendment !!

Free speech !!


[link to en.wikipedia.org]

You are welcome !

Next !!
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No, trespassing and disturbing the peace.
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Only if posted

Read up
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ATHEIST KILLS:

Mao Ze-Dong (China, 1958-61 and 1966-69, Tibet 1949-50) 49-78,000,000


Jozef Stalin (USSR, 1932-39) 6,000,000 (the gulags plus the purges plus Ukraine's famine)


Kim Il Sung (North Korea, 1948-94) 1.6 million (purges and concentration camps)


Saddam Hussein (Iran 1980-1990 and Kurdistan 1987-88) 600,000


Benito Mussolini (Ethiopia, 1936; Libya, 1934-45; Yugoslavia, WWII) 300,000


Idi Amin (Uganda, 1969-1979) 300,000


Ho Chi Min (Vietnam, 1953-56) 200,000

Mullah Omar - Taliban (Afghanistan, 1986-2001) 400,000


Hideki Tojo (Japan, 1941-44) 5,000,000 (civilians in WWII)


Adolf Hitler (Germany, 1939-1945) 12,000,000 (concentration camps and civilians deliberately killed in WWII plus 3 million Russian POWs left to die)


Yakubu Gowon (Biafra, 1967-1970) 1,000,000


TO NAME A FEW....
Susie

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Thats why relig-o-tards are so fucked up in the head. In the history of my time on this freak show planet I never had an atheist knock, ring or yell in my window about fake shit.

Now a fucking relig-o-tard will do that. They have no shame in bothering good people cause in their little twisted world of fake gods and jesus saves scenarios they will make sure they get at you to talk shit about some fake guy up in the sky who loves you and will save you as long as you say its name.
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AMEN..thank you!!
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OP : People in Africa are starving to death.
stop whining about your little problems.
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Re: What gives you BIBLETARDS the right to come onto my property to spread the word of GOD!!
And how about those fuckin' home improvement idiots?!

What gives them the right to come to my door and try to sell me shit to upgrade my home and make my life better?!

Fuckers.

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Liberal Logic: Demanding that the government stay out of your bedroom while insisting they pay for your birth control and abortions.

Liberal Logic: Demanding the right to kill an innocent child as it's being brought into the world while insisting on clemency for a man who has raped, tortured and burned to death a mother and her two teenage daughters.
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Pity you have to sell your house. I'm sure it will go to a much more deserving family. You need to starve a bit.
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Thats why relig-o-tards are so fucked up in the head. In the history of my time on this freak show planet I never had an atheist knock, ring or yell in my window about fake shit.

Now a fucking relig-o-tard will do that. They have no shame in bothering good people cause in their little twisted world of fake gods and jesus saves scenarios they will make sure they get at you to talk shit about some fake guy up in the sky who loves you and will save you as long as you say its name.
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When you come to a Church drive and see members of the Church handing out Food Boxes to families, Toys to Children, Hygiene to the Homeless, Diapers and Formula to Women with infant children then you tell me how much RELIGOTARDS are useless.

Wise up...

You might find yourself going to one of those churches, maybe mine....

Susie

If you don't stand for your faith, then you won't stand at all....
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So put a no solicitors sign on your door, you won't be bothered.

You could have still ignored the door.
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