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Obama REFUSED to eat @ republican meeting b/c his personal food ‘taster’ wasn't there

 
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Those vile animals want to murder him, and you're wondering why he won't eat with him? Even to you dimwits, the answer is obvious.
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The only vile animal present there was that halfrican muslim.


Go fuck yourself commie.
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Fucking my self would be far more satisfying than get fucked by some dickless idiot unworthy to lick my lady parts.... You stupid redneck trailertrash.
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Re: Obama REFUSED to eat @ republican meeting b/c his personal food ‘taster’ wasn't there
Those vile animals want to murder him, and you're wondering why he won't eat with him? Even to you dimwits, the answer is obvious.
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The only vile animal present there was that halfrican muslim.


Go fuck yourself commie.
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Fucking my self would be far more satisfying than get fucked by some dickless idiot unworthy to lick my lady parts.... You stupid redneck trailertrash.
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AHHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAA xDDDDD
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The guy is comedy gold!!!

I despise his politics, but almost wish I could vote for him for another term!

Last Edited by Evil_Twin on 03/17/2013 08:52 PM
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Anyone that doesn't love Moms, bacon, and dogs is clearly not human.
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Mr Hinky goes to Washington, stinks the place up.
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he should have made his own mac n cheeeze and grape drank.
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Those vile animals want to murder him, and you're wondering why he won't eat with him? Even to you dimwits, the answer is obvious.
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The only vile animal present there was that halfrican muslim.


Go fuck yourself commie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36041894


Fucking my self would be far more satisfying than get fucked by some dickless idiot unworthy to lick my lady parts.... You stupid redneck trailertrash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326056


AHHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAA xDDDDD
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Re: Obama REFUSED to eat @ republican meeting b/c his personal food ‘taster’ wasn't there
Wait a minute -

WHY wasn't his food taster there? Something he ate perhaps?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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Re: Obama REFUSED to eat @ republican meeting b/c his personal food ‘taster’ wasn't there
Maybe he quit.

Who would want a job like that ?


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Wait a minute -

WHY wasn't his food taster there? Something he ate perhaps?
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Hey! good point...
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Maybe he quit.

Who would want a job like that ?


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An Obamabot?
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: Obama REFUSED to eat @ republican meeting b/c his personal food ‘taster’ wasn't there
Wait a minute -

WHY wasn't his food taster there? Something he ate perhaps?
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Hey! good point...
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Think about it

they have to have at least one other fill-in taster - in case the other has the flu, etc. - and it's not like they forgot to tell him to come into work

so, it must have been something at the dinner
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Is this shit for real???

You can tell he is paranoid a majority of Americans think he stinks he is a paranoid lunatic.
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Fearful of poison treats in his foods?
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The guy is comedy gold!!!

I despise his politics, but almost wish I could vote for him for another term!
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agreed.

what will you guys do when he finally leaves office.

my personal favs:
-the legendary bow down(s)
-his masculine gun shot pix
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How would you like to be the poor dope that takes the poison for Obammy? Do you realize they are implying there is someone who volunteers take that chance every time he eats? I have seen this in 2 comedies, Wholly Moses where Richard Pryor played Pharaoh and had an official food taster to check for poison, and Bananas by Woody Allen where the dictator in South America had the same. His 'taster' takes a bite, walks a few steps and doubles over. I suppose either characterization would fit the bill in this case, eh?
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Nothing new under the sun

We live in the Dark ages still
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How would you like to be the poor dope that takes the poison for Obammy? Do you realize they are implying there is someone who volunteers take that chance every time he eats? I have seen this in 2 comedies, Wholly Moses where Richard Pryor played Pharaoh and had an official food taster to check for poison, and Bananas by Woody Allen where the dictator in South America had the same. His 'taster' takes a bite, walks a few steps and doubles over. I suppose either characterization would fit the bill in this case, eh?
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That has to be the most degrading job ever.
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Muslims are forbidden from eating shellfish
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Wouldn't doubt that's why.
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Thats it. When was the last time that you saw Obama at a BBQ?
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How would you like to be the poor dope that takes the poison for Obammy? Do you realize they are implying there is someone who volunteers take that chance every time he eats? I have seen this in 2 comedies, Wholly Moses where Richard Pryor played Pharaoh and had an official food taster to check for poison, and Bananas by Woody Allen where the dictator in South America had the same. His 'taster' takes a bite, walks a few steps and doubles over. I suppose either characterization would fit the bill in this case, eh?
 Quoting: Requiemdream (Ghost)


That has to be the most degrading job ever.
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To lay there dying while Obama is eating a Big Mac laughing with spittle coming out of his mouth saying "thanks for being a part of the movement"
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Muslims are forbidden from eating shellfish
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Wouldn't doubt that's why.
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Thats it. When was the last time that you saw Obama at a BBQ?
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I mean pork is off the menu.
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How would you like to be the poor dope that takes the poison for Obammy? Do you realize they are implying there is someone who volunteers take that chance every time he eats? I have seen this in 2 comedies, Wholly Moses where Richard Pryor played Pharaoh and had an official food taster to check for poison, and Bananas by Woody Allen where the dictator in South America had the same. His 'taster' takes a bite, walks a few steps and doubles over. I suppose either characterization would fit the bill in this case, eh?
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That has to be the most degrading job ever.
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Who in their right mind would sign up for something like that?

insane
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you guys are overlooking the obvious




Obama is important to some
and he has off worlders able to speak into his mind to warn him
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you guys are overlooking the obvious




Obama is important to some
and he has off worlders able to speak into his mind to warn him
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Muslims are forbidden from eating shellfish
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Are not. Where do you people get your información?
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Those vile animals want to murder him, and you're wondering why he won't eat with him? Even to you dimwits, the answer is obvious.
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...lulz

Oh poor Julius O-Bam-Bam Caesar!
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The only people who fear such things.....

Are people with good damn reason to fear such things.

THIS ALONE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS MAN.
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Soe according to your logic, every president who has had Secret Service protection is a lunatic?

Did you not know that every world leader has private food testers, including US Presidents?

Where Bush and Clinton wrong for having food testers as well?
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How would you like to be the poor dope that takes the poison for Obammy? Do you realize they are implying there is someone who volunteers take that chance every time he eats? I have seen this in 2 comedies, Wholly Moses where Richard Pryor played Pharaoh and had an official food taster to check for poison, and Bananas by Woody Allen where the dictator in South America had the same. His 'taster' takes a bite, walks a few steps and doubles over. I suppose either characterization would fit the bill in this case, eh?
 Quoting: Requiemdream (Ghost)


That has to be the most degrading job ever.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


To lay there dying while Obama is eating a Big Mac laughing with spittle coming out of his mouth saying "thanks for being a part of the movement"
 Quoting: Astral Goat


lol I heard Castro had one. Who would sign up for that??
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You do know the highest "official" security clearance you can gain in the U.S is that of the yankee white which is only given to people that directly support the united State's most valuable asset; it's president. This is not anything new, and has been PROTOCOL for many years.
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Re: Obama REFUSED to eat @ republican meeting b/c his personal food ‘taster’ wasn't there
Here's what I wonder. How long does obama wait to eat after the taster has tasted his food? What happens if there was poison that took 24-48hrs to take affect? Seems at that point the taster would be useless.

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