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Evolution in the Bible!

 
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Evolution in the Bible!
The serpent loses its legs and is forced to crawl on its belly. So the serpent evolved from a beautiful beguiling creature to something like a worm.
People evolved the ability to have periods and die at the same time and also found themselves with a strong desire to procreate which is labeled as evil in the Bible.
So God controls evolution because it is in the Bible.
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Losing it's legs is not evolving...that's regressing....
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Losing it's legs is not evolving...that's regressing....
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It is changing and the only requirement for evolution is change just like the changes in coloring of the birds that Darwin noted.
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Here is a nice article about snakes evolving to lose their legs it explains how it appears to fit into the criteria of evolution as the loss of legs improves other survival features.
[link to news.discovery.com]
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Here is a nice article about snakes evolving to lose their legs it explains how it appears to fit into the criteria of evolution as the loss of legs improves other survival features.
[link to news.discovery.com]
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Here is a small excerpt from the article.
- Legs on snakes likely disturbed some form of movement, such as burrowing, rendering the legs useless.

- It's now believed that snakes either evolved from a lizard that burrowed on land or swam in the ocean.

Some, if not all, snakes used to have legs, and now new research suggests snakes lost their limbs by growing them more slowly or for a shorter period of time.
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I can't believe no one is interested in this as it is a real solid link to both justify evolution and creationism at the same time because both science and the Bible agree!
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A connection between science and religion and 1 star???
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Your theory is based on the assumption that serpent means snake and this is a mistranslation.
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Your theory is based on the assumption that serpent means snake and this is a mistranslation.
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O.K. that is fine but what about the section on the creature loosing its legs crawling on its belly and having its head smashed?
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The serpent loses its legs
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Instead of legs, I'm thinking it was perhaps winged. . .
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The serpent loses its legs
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Instead of legs, I'm thinking it was perhaps winged. . .
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Change and evolution is change and evolution.
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Your theory is based on the assumption that serpent means snake and this is a mistranslation.
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O.K. that is fine but what about the section on the creature loosing its legs crawling on its belly and having its head smashed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Seed of the woman is Jesus. The serpent is Lucifer or Satan. The Serpent would hurt Christ but not fatally but only as he destroyed it.

Well that's the story.
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Your theory is based on the assumption that serpent means snake and this is a mistranslation.
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O.K. that is fine but what about the section on the creature loosing its legs crawling on its belly and having its head smashed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Seed of the woman is Jesus. The serpent is Lucifer or Satan. The Serpent would hurt Christ but not fatally but only as he destroyed it.

Well that's the story.
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Are you reading the same section of the same Bible?
Jesus is not mentioned until the new testament.
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Losing it's legs is not evolving...that's regressing....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36387090


It is changing and the only requirement for evolution is change just like the changes in coloring of the birds that Darwin noted.
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No, it's a Curse first, then maybe De-evolution. Evolutionary theory says thing evolved legs and lungs to crawl upon land. So this is not evolution. Snakes have a hard time navigating on land but do quite well in water.
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Your theory is based on the assumption that serpent means snake and this is a mistranslation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12865129


O.K. that is fine but what about the section on the creature loosing its legs crawling on its belly and having its head smashed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Seed of the woman is Jesus. The serpent is Lucifer or Satan. The Serpent would hurt Christ but not fatally but only as he destroyed it.

Well that's the story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12865129


Are you reading the same section of the same Bible?
Jesus is not mentioned until the new testament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Depends on how you read it.

Most things in there have second meanings.
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It's not evolution if it happens fast.
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It's not evolution if it happens fast.
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(Technically, it doesn't describe it occurring immediately)
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Losing it's legs is not evolving...that's regressing....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36387090


It is changing and the only requirement for evolution is change just like the changes in coloring of the birds that Darwin noted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


No, it's a Curse first, then maybe De-evolution. Evolutionary theory says thing evolved legs and lungs to crawl upon land. So this is not evolution. Snakes have a hard time navigating on land but do quite well in water.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36424683


Here is what science says about snakes loosing their legs.
[link to news.discovery.com]
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O.K. that is fine but what about the section on the creature loosing its legs crawling on its belly and having its head smashed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Seed of the woman is Jesus. The serpent is Lucifer or Satan. The Serpent would hurt Christ but not fatally but only as he destroyed it.

Well that's the story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12865129


Are you reading the same section of the same Bible?
Jesus is not mentioned until the new testament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Depends on how you read it.

Most things in there have second meanings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12865129


Are you saying a person cannot read the Bible and have a personal relationship with God because a religion expert(Priest, preacher, etc..) needs to interpret?
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It's not evolution if it happens fast.
 Quoting: john1054


I have always heard a day to God could be a million years so how fast did it really happen?
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Are you saying a person cannot read the Bible and have a personal relationship with God because a religion expert(Priest, preacher, etc..) needs to interpret?
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omg. I don't think he's suggesting any such thing.

It's generally believed that the "Seed of the Woman" mentioned in Genesis 3 is Christ.
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Are you saying a person cannot read the Bible and have a personal relationship with God because a religion expert(Priest, preacher, etc..) needs to interpret?
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omg. I don't think he's suggesting any such thing.

It's generally believed that the "Seed of the Woman" mentioned in Genesis 3 is Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


^ This.

The other alternative is that Satan will be defeated by Eve's magic beans.
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Are you saying a person cannot read the Bible and have a personal relationship with God because a religion expert(Priest, preacher, etc..) needs to interpret?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


omg. I don't think he's suggesting any such thing.

It's generally believed that the "Seed of the Woman" mentioned in Genesis 3 is Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


^ This.

The other alternative is that Satan will be defeated by Eve's magic beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12865129


O.K. so who are the serpents offspring mentioned in the same verses?
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Are you saying a person cannot read the Bible and have a personal relationship with God because a religion expert(Priest, preacher, etc..) needs to interpret?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


omg. I don't think he's suggesting any such thing.

It's generally believed that the "Seed of the Woman" mentioned in Genesis 3 is Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


^ This.

The other alternative is that Satan will be defeated by Eve's magic beans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12865129


O.K. so who are the serpents offspring mentioned in the same verses?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


Gen 3-15
And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
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It's not evolution if it happens fast.
 Quoting: john1054


I have always heard a day to God could be a million years so how fast did it really happen?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


I dunno. Go ask a creationist.

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