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My child received a school manual on how to masterbate on his 8th b-day.

 
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todays world putin
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Proof? take a pic, that is easy enough to do.
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um, I live near Richmond VA (henrico county), never heard any thing like this on nbc12, wric, wtvr, etc. you sure it was in Richmond area?

****oops, sorry about that, see you are overseas, dannnng, I was about to get worried :) but the vomit thing is pretty nasty too :(

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This post is bullshit. The OP doesn't even live in America!
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The world is Amerika
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hey this is what theyre doing folks

Toronto District School Board Encourages Kids to Masturbate Using Vegetables
[link to www.facepunch.com]



U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds
Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]

and
[link to endtimenewswithprophecy.com]

Proposal: Sex ed for CPS students as young as 5
Read more: [link to wgntv.com]
Read more at [link to wgntv.com]

oprah has DIAGRAMS to teach kids how to wax the dolphin
[link to www.oprah.com]

diagram = [link to www.oprah.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Unreal....

This world has turned to shit.
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I don't see what's wrong with masturbation
Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
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im in san diego ca. via cel phone and it states germany, so whatup
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hey this is what theyre doing folks

Toronto District School Board Encourages Kids to Masturbate Using Vegetables
[link to www.facepunch.com]



U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds
Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]

and
[link to endtimenewswithprophecy.com]

Proposal: Sex ed for CPS students as young as 5
Read more: [link to wgntv.com]
Read more at [link to wgntv.com]

oprah has DIAGRAMS to teach kids how to wax the dolphin
[link to www.oprah.com]

diagram = [link to www.oprah.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


i clicked on the oprah link, whaaat the fuck?


you do not need to teach your kids to masterbate FFS

and i am NO fucking christ-tard-right-wing-virgin either

aint clicking the other links - too depressing
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OH, BTW OP: Learn how to fucking spell! Tard!
Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
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Big deal, my priest taught me how to do that long before I was 8.

tounge

Just kidding, I'm a Southern Baptist!!
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Isn't it nice to know that the schools have your back? I mean really, the 3 R's are no longer important, even though the US is at the bottom of the pack. Let's teach our children how to masturbate so we can be the new leaders of the intelligent free world. I am pretty sure Japan and China don't keep personal fulfillment as a priority in academics. This is so disgusting.
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id/number of book or bsflag
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On my sons' eighth birthday he received a manual on how to masterbate from his teacher. This shocked our family and I immediately arranged a meeting with the school psychologist. She tried to explain the situation away until I said I would talk to other parents about the book, at that point she physically removed me from to school. In Richmond VA my child attended an elementary school where he was made to sit in the teachers vomit along with other children that was on a classroom rug. We immediately demanded a chair for our son. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM AND THE PARENTS THAT DON'T STAND UP FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN? I'm sick and tired of seeing children like my own subjected to propaganda, bad food, b ad education and brainwashing! 30,000 children kill themselves every year in the US. I'm in Europe now and still the same shit. I know,why don't you homeschool? Well, it's not so easy anymore and in most countries it's illegal. You can go to court and try to fight an unjust. system but as with anything else the odds are against you. Ask your. kid what happened in school today and see if you get a story that's a shocker!
WHY DO WE SEND OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL?
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 Quoting: Galt


hello there, I will try to be the fastest possible..

Q: " WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM AND THE PARENTS THAT DON'T STAND UP FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN? "

A: " Nothing the hell or Heaven is wrong with THEIR educational shytstem, in fact is working more than perfect "

Here dear parents, you LACK knowledge to WHAT REALLY IS ''' our ''' EDUCATIONAL SHYTSTEM ... yep.. its a brain-WASHING-by-TON...

A: '' the parents ?? ... sadly they are more drugged than most mental patients ;/ '' what do you expect dem to do, when theya re wage/mental slaves.. ????? Okey, maybe not all, but most of them.. so .. sheep

''' 30,000 children kill themselves every year in the US ''
Really sad, I dint know even the official numbers is so high ;//
But keep in mind this is THE OFFICIAL .. so reported = THES MORE TO IT

''' I'm in Europe now and still the same shit. '''' WOORD UP I HEAR YA

Its because its everywhere on Earth, as money & greed is ...

its 1 big shytsem, that got different names, but in the end all gonna burn ... hf


'''' You can go to court and try to fight an unjust. ''''

Here really I have to ask ya, WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON DEAR ??


THA WHOLE ''judge-justice'' shytstem ALL OVER THA GLOBE IS MORE CORRUPT THAN 99% OF THE CORRUPTED THINGS LOL

with '' You can go to court and try to fight an unjust. ''
You are trying to beat them on THEIR game.. no no no and no.. wrong way hf

Turn 180* hf


Q: ''' WHY DO WE SEND OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL? ''''

A: Uuummm, I dont have kids, exactly because time is not right, and even if I had, that child would see schools ONLY ON PICTURES, black&white mostly ... hf


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I got one when I was 12, it was Hustler June of 85!
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enough
stand up together and tell the schools that they have crossed the line--- and that you will not tolerate it.
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WHY if my kid is too dumb to learn how to beat off without a manual the only manual he should need is a play boy book he does not need to know or to reproduce for the good of the world
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Re: My child received a school manual on how to masterbate on his 8th b-day.
On my sons' eighth birthday he received a manual on how to masterbate from his teacher. This shocked our family and I immediately arranged a meeting with the school psychologist. She tried to explain the situation away until I said I would talk to other parents about the book, at that point she physically removed me from to school. In Richmond VA my child attended an elementary school where he was made to sit in the teachers vomit along with other children that was on a classroom rug. We immediately demanded a chair for our son. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM AND THE PARENTS THAT DON'T STAND UP FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN? I'm sick and tired of seeing children like my own subjected to propaganda, bad food, b ad education and brainwashing! 30,000 children kill themselves every year in the US. I'm in Europe now and still the same shit. I know,why don't you homeschool? Well, it's not so easy anymore and in most countries it's illegal. You can go to court and try to fight an unjust. system but as with anything else the odds are against you. Ask your. kid what happened in school today and see if you get a story that's a shocker!
WHY DO WE SEND OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL?
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Look, the system is broken. The disease starts at the top with British banking families, the Vatican, then into the US cartels. From there down into federal agencies. ALL federal agencies are now run by a corrupt freak, or a moron, or both. From there down to the state level, where it loses much traction. THAT is where the people must do what you7 say and go after the schools. I did, and it worked.

If there were more money which there isn't because the owners of the federal reserve destroyed our wealth, then the mafia hijacked our printing press, teachers would be of a higher quality for many reasons. For example, teachers would care more, parents could afford to follow up more, and pedophiles wouldn't be encouraging other morons to "try to be teachers".
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Question IS ..... Will the teacher 'Take a hand in it ? ' Give physical instruction?
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On my sons' eighth birthday he received a manual on how to masterbate from his teacher. This shocked our family and I immediately arranged a meeting with the school psychologist. She tried to explain the situation away until I said I would talk to other parents about the book, at that point she physically removed me from to school. In Richmond VA my child attended an elementary school where he was made to sit in the teachers vomit along with other children that was on a classroom rug. We immediately demanded a chair for our son. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM AND THE PARENTS THAT DON'T STAND UP FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN? I'm sick and tired of seeing children like my own subjected to propaganda, bad food, b ad education and brainwashing! 30,000 children kill themselves every year in the US. I'm in Europe now and still the same shit. I know,why don't you homeschool? Well, it's not so easy anymore and in most countries it's illegal. You can go to court and try to fight an unjust. system but as with anything else the odds are against you. Ask your. kid what happened in school today and see if you get a story that's a shocker!
WHY DO WE SEND OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL?
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 Quoting: Galt


Look, the system is broken. The disease starts at the top with British banking families, the Vatican, then into the US cartels. From there down into federal agencies. ALL federal agencies are now run by a corrupt freak, or a moron, or both. From there down to the state level, where it loses much traction. THAT is where the people must do what you7 say and go after the schools. I did, and it worked.

If there were more money which there isn't because the owners of the federal reserve destroyed our wealth, then the mafia hijacked our printing press, teachers would be of a higher quality for many reasons. For example, teachers would care more, parents could afford to follow up more, and pedophiles wouldn't be encouraging other morons to "try to be teachers".
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We need to fix what we know is broken while treating the symptoms best we can. Our problem is in Washington DC. After that is fixed, we can declare war against London and the Vatican. That should take care of 95% of the worlds problems.
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I have to join the, to quote an internet meme, "pics or it didn't happen" crowd. Despite what it may seem from our movies and television shows, American is a generally sexually repressed country. The average American is practically terrified of any form of sex that isn't ordained by the local Arbiter of Truth who has a direct connection to their chosen deity. If there really was a "manual on how to masturbate" distributed to 8-year-olds in US schools, the uproar would be so large it would be on every news station in the country.
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p.s. 'schooling' is what fish do, 'education' is what we think schooling is for - no logic there, I'm afraid.
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Good observation!
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On my sons' eighth birthday he received a manual on how to masterbate from his teacher. This shocked our family and I immediately arranged a meeting with the school psychologist. She tried to explain the situation away until I said I would talk to other parents about the book, at that point she physically removed me from to school. In Richmond VA my child attended an elementary school where he was made to sit in the teachers vomit along with other children that was on a classroom rug. We immediately demanded a chair for our son. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM AND THE PARENTS THAT DON'T STAND UP FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN? I'm sick and tired of seeing children like my own subjected to propaganda, bad food, b ad education and brainwashing! 30,000 children kill themselves every year in the US. I'm in Europe now and still the same shit. I know,why don't you homeschool? Well, it's not so easy anymore and in most countries it's illegal. You can go to court and try to fight an unjust. system but as with anything else the odds are against you. Ask your. kid what happened in school today and see if you get a story that's a shocker!
WHY DO WE SEND OUR KIDS TO SCHOOL?
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Fucking unreal OP...the world we live in...

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hey this is what theyre doing folks

Toronto District School Board Encourages Kids to Masturbate Using Vegetables
[link to www.facepunch.com]



U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds
Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]

and
[link to endtimenewswithprophecy.com]

Proposal: Sex ed for CPS students as young as 5
Read more: [link to wgntv.com]
Read more at [link to wgntv.com]

oprah has DIAGRAMS to teach kids how to wax the dolphin
[link to www.oprah.com]

diagram = [link to www.oprah.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Unreal....

This world has turned to shit.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I don't see what's wrong with masturbation
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So you started jacking of at the age of 5?
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hey this is what theyre doing folks

Toronto District School Board Encourages Kids to Masturbate Using Vegetables
[link to www.facepunch.com]



U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds
Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]

and
[link to endtimenewswithprophecy.com]

Proposal: Sex ed for CPS students as young as 5
Read more: [link to wgntv.com]
Read more at [link to wgntv.com]

oprah has DIAGRAMS to teach kids how to wax the dolphin
[link to www.oprah.com]

diagram = [link to www.oprah.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Unreal....

This world has turned to shit.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


I don't see what's wrong with masturbation
 Quoting: Menosgada


So you started jacking of at the age of 5?
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6 for me
One Truth.... many realities
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Unreal....

This world has turned to shit.
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I don't see what's wrong with masturbation
 Quoting: Menosgada


So you started jacking of at the age of 5?
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


6 for me
 Quoting: scimitar


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Like kids NEED to be taught how to fondle themselves..that
somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 billion people haven't managed it.
Next learn to close your mouth while breathing, or what I really long for is the reintroduction of spelling.
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The educational system is designed to mould children into drones.

Avoid it. Although I doubt any of you sheep-apes are smart enough or spiritually awake enough to know how to teach your children instead.

...otherwise you would not have had children in the first place.
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hey this is what theyre doing folks

Toronto District School Board Encourages Kids to Masturbate Using Vegetables
[link to www.facepunch.com]



U.N. Report Advocates Teaching Masturbation to 5-Year-Olds
Read more: [link to www.foxnews.com]

and
[link to endtimenewswithprophecy.com]

Proposal: Sex ed for CPS students as young as 5
Read more: [link to wgntv.com]
Read more at [link to wgntv.com]

oprah has DIAGRAMS to teach kids how to wax the dolphin
[link to www.oprah.com]

diagram = [link to www.oprah.com]
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


We talked about this in the chat room, it is a Pedo pushing agenda. Parents should educate their children, not the school in other words, home school, if you are not happy with the school education your child is getting, home school.
A parent determines what they want their child to know about sex, if someone is teaching your child about sex and showing them how to have sex it is a pedo offense. Your children are under age and it is the parents responsibility not the school system.
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The handy guide to masterbeightion
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Looks like a choice they are giving us:

Brave New Pron World vs 1984

1.5 billion wanking chinese men is good for the economy!



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