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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It
I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


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Cool, so prove it.
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You are 15. You live with momma. Your dad left when you were six. You are obese. You are male. You are white Caucasian. You do not have a girlfriend.
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Shit...that's it? I'm 3333 Years Old! You aint got shit on me!
GLP HAS MADE ME INTO AN ASSHOLE!
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And the secret behind your longevity is?
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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You are 15. You live with momma. Your dad left when you were six. You are obese. You are male. You are white Caucasian. You do not have a girlfriend.
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this^^^
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it.

Summary: No proof.


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You are 15. You live with momma. Your dad left when you were six. You are obese. You are male. You are white Caucasian. You do not have a girlfriend.
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I like this. But you forgot to add the mass of sores on the right palm!

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And the secret behind your longevity is?
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No one knows. I was actually examined and studied by doctors one times back in the 1950s but they could not determine what was causing me not to age.
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And the secret behind your longevity is?
 Quoting: EverybodysNobody


Will he did say he's cursed to never grow old.
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
 Quoting: Forgotten



I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it.

Summary: No proof.


/thread over
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Yes the journal will prove my age. So IT IS PROOF
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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Well if that isn't proof than nothing is.bsflag
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And the secret behind your longevity is?
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No one knows. I was actually examined and studied by doctors one times back in the 1950s but they could not determine what was causing me not to age.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


I lol'd
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it.

Summary: No proof.


/thread over
 Quoting: Forgotten


Yes the journal will prove my age. So IT IS PROOF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Well, show it. Scan it down, take pictures of it, whatever. Until we see it::bsflag:bsflag
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Scan or take pix of your journal and post here
or post links to the pix at a free picture-hosting site.
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it.

Summary: No proof.


/thread over
 Quoting: Forgotten


Yes the journal will prove my age. So IT IS PROOF
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Well, show it. Scan it down, take pictures of it, whatever. Until we see it::bsflag:bsflag
 Quoting: CripplingLies


Good idea. I will do this.
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There is nothing new under the sun. Politicians were just as corrupt through the ages as they are now.
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Now you all know where this site got it's name.
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03/18/2013 09:27 AM
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I think you've watch the movie "The Man From Earth" to many times. Troll on.
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There is nothing new under the sun. Politicians were just as corrupt through the ages as they are now.
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Ok, you will be called a troll/shill unless you post stuff from journal.


Please no more comments unless you are posting your "proof".


Image of the journal. Image of journal opened up. Picture of the "binding" as this can show when the journal was likely created.

As many pages as you can take a pic of too.
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I think you've watch the movie "The Man From Earth" to many times. Troll on.
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I thought the same thing.

Good movie though.
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OP. You must be super rich by now.
I would be the richest man alive if I had been alive that long.
And quite possibly ruler of the world. A good world.

This is proof you aren't that old, or are dense and chose not to do anything of substance in your time here.
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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In over 1000 years you've never learned to spell "solstice"?


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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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Hmm, well, did you commit a sin of sorrow and the creator curse you to incarnate permanently, or does your body sometimes die and need to rejuvenate and or incarnate into another vessel?

Over 20,000 here(not by choice btw, one of the reasons my body is falling apart is due to numerous ways i've tried to end it, also i'm not sure on my full age, after a certain point time becomes meaningless), every few centuries to a few millenia, unfortunately i usually end up in someone else's body, which means someone dies so that my curse will continue, which i hate but cannot control.

Also i fully expect to be called crazy(in fact it's better that way), and honestly, i wish i was, it would be far less painful, but otherwise i have a warning for people, do not seek immortality, it is a nightmare far worse than even the flames of hell.

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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


In over 1000 years you've never learned to spell "solstice"?


cruise
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Sorry, modern english is not my first language
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Yeah, pretty simple I'm pretty sure someone can roughly date it just by looking at the binding and paper.
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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Hmm, well, did you commit a sin of sorrow and the creator curse you to incarnate permanently, or does your body sometimes die and need to rejuvenate and or incarnate into another vessel?

Over 20,000 here(not by choice btw, one of the reasons my body is falling apart is due to numerous ways i've tried to end it, also i'm not sure on my full age, after a certain point time becomes meaningless), every few centuries to a few millenia, unfortunately i usually end up in someone else's body, which means someone dies so that my curse will continue, which i hate but cannot control.

Also i fully expect to be called crazy, and honestly, i wish i was, it would be far less painful, but otherwise i have a warning for people, do not seek immortality, it is a nightmare far worse than even the flames of hell.
 Quoting: Tatsuya


I have had the same body, it just doesn't age. I look about 35 years old.
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I took a shit this morning around 9:00am, it smelled horrible.
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Yeah, pretty simple I'm pretty sure someone can roughly date it just by looking at the binding and paper.
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That's what I'm hoping, but I'm not sure I would gain anything by it other than to prove I'm that old.

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