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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
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03/18/2013 09:33 AM

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Wow...so you have your very own self-created 1200 year old documents!
What is the first parts of your notebook made of? Flax? Papyrus?
In what year did you trim down the edges, hole-punch them and add them to a spiral?
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03/18/2013 09:33 AM
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In ye olde dayes thinnges we'ere spelt odd. Verily.
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03/18/2013 09:34 AM

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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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Hmm, well, did you commit a sin of sorrow and the creator curse you to incarnate permanently, or does your body sometimes die and need to rejuvenate and or incarnate into another vessel?

Over 20,000 here(not by choice btw, one of the reasons my body is falling apart is due to numerous ways i've tried to end it, also i'm not sure on my full age, after a certain point time becomes meaningless), every few centuries to a few millenia, unfortunately i usually end up in someone else's body, which means someone dies so that my curse will continue, which i hate but cannot control.

Also i fully expect to be called crazy, and honestly, i wish i was, it would be far less painful, but otherwise i have a warning for people, do not seek immortality, it is a nightmare far worse than even the flames of hell.
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I have had the same body, it just doesn't age. I look about 35 years old.
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Well then, i hope your curse ends soon then, if you are telling the truth.

Anyone with eternal life tends to seek death after all.
One who chooses selfish actions has their reward, one who chooses selfless acts, also have their reward.
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03/18/2013 09:35 AM
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03/18/2013 09:36 AM
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I took a shit this morning around 9:00am, it smelled horrible.
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I like your style!

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03/18/2013 09:39 AM
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Did you enjoy the middle ages?
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03/18/2013 09:45 AM
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What countries did you live in? What about your parents? how tall are you?
Have you met others like you? Rumours exist of a small group that never age and rule the world behind the scenes.

I assume you would be wealthy by now? you should have met some of the great people in history? How can we help you?
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Did you enjoy the middle ages?
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1000-1700?
It was alright, as long as you weren't in places under the ottoman rule or really, weren't in the areas the khans tried to conquer(china especially).

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03/18/2013 09:48 AM

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Well, let's assume you are telling the truth.

In that case, I am curious to know your origin.

In what country were you born?
What social structure did you grow up in?
Who were your parents?
What was your first occupation?
Have you continued in this, or, what other occupations have yu had?

Have you managed to keep your family's homestead through the centuries?

What moments in history do you best remember?
What moments in 'written' history do you know to be incorrectly passed down, or, out and out lied about?

What information do we NOT KNOW that we SHOULD KNOW?

Do you have a favorite time-period you feel was more of a golden-age, one you miss. Why?

Have you moved around from country to country? Where and when?
Where are you living now?

Do you still speak your original mother language, and, if so, how has it changed in all this time? Do you speak other languages?

That's all for now.

Thank you hf

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03/18/2013 09:48 AM
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hmmm, Thats weird. I definitely call BS. You will age no matter what, but there is hope HERE and soon for some of us to live forever [link to www.dailygalaxy.com]
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03/18/2013 09:52 AM
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Did you enjoy the middle ages?
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I enjoyed my younger years living in Charlamagne's empire. The middle ages, not so much.
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03/18/2013 09:56 AM
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OP stop talking. This guy is saying he is Ra as well. Search his number and you will see he is a fraud.bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
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03/18/2013 09:57 AM
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Well, let's assume you are telling the truth.

In that case, I am curious to know your origin.

In what country were you born?
What social structure did you grow up in?
Who were your parents?
What was your first occupation?
Have you continued in this, or, what other occupations have yu had?

Have you managed to keep your family's homestead through the centuries?

What moments in history do you best remember?
What moments in 'written' history do you know to be incorrectly passed down, or, out and out lied about?

What information do we NOT KNOW that we SHOULD KNOW?

Do you have a favorite time-period you feel was more of a golden-age, one you miss. Why?

Have you moved around from country to country? Where and when?
Where are you living now?

Do you still speak your original mother language, and, if so, how has it changed in all this time? Do you speak other languages?

That's all for now.

Thank you hf
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


I was born in what you would call Germany now. I moved to France when I was 15 with my parents. It was a nice time.

There is so much wrong with written history I wouldn't know where to begin. There was definitely many more trade routes and movement around the world than what is taught.

One of my most memorable times was on the high seas from the late 1400s to the early 1700s. I traveled teh world as a buccanear and eventually settled in the Caribbean islands of St Kitts and Nevis. I accumulated much wealth and gold during this period and I am still living off of that gold today.

Another fun time was the late 1800s and the early part of the 1900s due to the technology boom. Quite an amazing time to be alive.
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03/18/2013 09:58 AM
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(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
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Satis Eloquentiae, Sapientiae Parum....

"The last of the old?"

"No, the first of the new."
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03/18/2013 10:00 AM
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If anyone here is ancient of days, it's me. lol

Anyone with eternal life tends to seek death after all.
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A truer statement has never been spoken.
"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people." --- Carl Jung
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03/18/2013 10:02 AM
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Well, let's assume you are telling the truth.

In that case, I am curious to know your origin.

In what country were you born?
What social structure did you grow up in?
Who were your parents?
What was your first occupation?
Have you continued in this, or, what other occupations have yu had?

Have you managed to keep your family's homestead through the centuries?

What moments in history do you best remember?
What moments in 'written' history do you know to be incorrectly passed down, or, out and out lied about?

What information do we NOT KNOW that we SHOULD KNOW?

Do you have a favorite time-period you feel was more of a golden-age, one you miss. Why?

Have you moved around from country to country? Where and when?
Where are you living now?

Do you still speak your original mother language, and, if so, how has it changed in all this time? Do you speak other languages?

That's all for now.

Thank you hf
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


I was born in what you would call Germany now. I moved to France when I was 15 with my parents. It was a nice time.

There is so much wrong with written history I wouldn't know where to begin. There was definitely many more trade routes and movement around the world than what is taught.

One of my most memorable times was on the high seas from the late 1400s to the early 1700s. I traveled teh world as a buccanear and eventually settled in the Caribbean islands of St Kitts and Nevis. I accumulated much wealth and gold during this period and I am still living off of that gold today.

Another fun time was the late 1800s and the early part of the 1900s due to the technology boom. Quite an amazing time to be alive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


bushfingfeedtrollstfu

Stop talking bullshit op. You could have changed numbers. We can all see your idiot threads.
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03/18/2013 10:02 AM
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fake
and
gay
this
guy
was
proven
wrong
on
the
other
forum
he
is
trying
to
scam
your
money
into
a
caribbean
bank
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03/18/2013 10:03 AM
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And for you retarded motherfuckers that believe this garbage;

"You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe."

Carl Sagan
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03/18/2013 10:05 AM
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fake
and
gay
this
guy
was
proven
wrong
on
the
other
forum
he
is
trying
to
scam
your
money
into
a
caribbean
bank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36428823


As stupid as the people on these forums are, I bet he's getting rich. The only part of his story I believe is that he's 35, going on 13.whatever
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03/18/2013 10:07 AM
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fake
and
gay
this
guy
was
proven
wrong
on
the
other
forum
he
is
trying
to
scam
your
money
into
a
caribbean
bank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36428823


As stupid as the people on these forums are, I bet he's getting rich. The only part of his story I believe is that he's 35, going on 13.whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29530812



And how, pray tell, am I getting rich by posting my experiences on the internet?
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fake
and
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36428823


As stupid as the people on these forums are, I bet he's getting rich. The only part of his story I believe is that he's 35, going on 13.whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29530812



And how, pray tell, am I getting rich by posting my experiences on the internet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


obvioustroll

:dontfeed:

:feed:

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03/18/2013 10:08 AM
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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Hey that's a pretty good idea for anyone!

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03/18/2013 10:10 AM
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So is it true about all those witch burnings? Did you witness much of them
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03/18/2013 10:11 AM
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So is it true about all those witch burnings? Did you witness much of them
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I had heard of them through the grapevine, but I wasn't in America at that time.
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03/18/2013 10:12 AM
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iam an old soul being trillions of years old , i volunteered to come to this planet to help qwell the suffering iam out of the sagatarian constelation. and iam home sick this is my last tour of duty , i have had enough
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iam an old soul being trillions of years old , i volunteered to come to this planet to help qwell the suffering iam out of the sagatarian constelation. and iam home sick this is my last tour of duty , i have had enough
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I don't blame you. I hope this is my last tour of duty.
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03/18/2013 10:18 AM
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First proof then talk!!!!
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03/18/2013 10:18 AM
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I love these type of threads, lets all play along.


Can you be killed? Have you ever been seriously injured?

How many dogs have you had in your life time?
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I can verify everything that OP is saying for I too am 1233 years old and have known OP since we were both children. We played together regularly.
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iam an old soul being trillions of years old , i volunteered to come to this planet to help qwell the suffering iam out of the sagatarian constelation. and iam home sick this is my last tour of duty , i have had enough
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I don't blame you. I hope this is my last tour of duty.
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stfu

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