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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
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You must really like this posting area, as you keep writing in it.
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03/18/2013 10:24 AM
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So is it true about all those witch burnings? Did you witness much of them
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I had heard of them through the grapevine, but I wasn't in America at that time.
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I was reffering to medieval europe
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OP. You must be super rich by now.
I would be the richest man alive if I had been alive that long.
And quite possibly ruler of the world. A good world.

This is proof you aren't that old, or are dense and chose not to do anything of substance in your time here.
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You would be dead. Op didnt say he was immortal - Rich and powerful men die... it is inevitable
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You should stop posting OP. It's only for your own mental health.
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Look i'm not going to get into who is telling the truth or who isn't, i know my curse but that is irrelevant, i merely want to point this one fact out and then leave this thread, and all of you can believe or say what you want.

But, in all of my years, i have seen one simple truth, history repeats, civilizations rise and fall, and in the end, you can predict the future by looking at the past.

The first era i remember was destroyed at a civilization level exceeding the current, the second and the third as well, however the difference here is the length it took for this civilization to reach apex, and the use of forbidden technologies, as such, this civilization, like the ones before, will destroy itself very soon, this is not a prediction, it has happened before, it will happen again.

Goodbye all, enjoy your conversations.
One who chooses selfish actions has their reward, one who chooses selfless acts, also have their reward.
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Look i'm not going to get into who is telling the truth or who isn't, i know my curse but that is irrelevant, i merely want to point this one fact out and then leave this thread, and all of you can believe or say what you want.

But, in all of my years, i have seen one simple truth, history repeats, civilizations rise and fall, and in the end, you can predict the future by looking at the past.

The first era i remember was destroyed at a civilization level exceeding the current, the second and the third as well, however the difference here is the length it took for this civilization to reach apex, and the use of forbidden technologies, as such, this civilization, like the ones before, will destroy itself very soon, this is not a prediction, it has happened before, it will happen again.

Goodbye all, enjoy your conversations.
 Quoting: Tatsuya


very true indeed. I've seen it myself.
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03/18/2013 10:37 AM
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Is it true that every generation says "kids these days"?
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03/18/2013 10:40 AM
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You are 15. You live with momma. Your dad left when you were six. You are obese. You are male. You are white Caucasian. You do not have a girlfriend.
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onmywii
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Is it true that every generation says "kids these days"?
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YES!!!
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I love how you managed to not die in 1223 years...
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Came close a quite a few times.
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1.8 Billion

144000 Incarnate Elohyim x 7000Eridu years

Sirius. I am. origins from.

Raneterulahunanishatipuyahsharala

Hotepu
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Did you enjoy the middle ages?
 Quoting: Korats01


1000-1700?
It was alright, as long as you weren't in places under the ottoman rule or really, weren't in the areas the khans tried to conquer(china especially).
 Quoting: Tatsuya


“If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .
Spike in School Hard, Buffy series 2”
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Did you enjoy the middle ages?
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“If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .
Spike in School Hard, Buffy series 2”
 Quoting: Tatsuya


LOL!!5a
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Tell me OP, can you give us ONE reference to proove your theory?

Where u ever painted in old time? or photograph during the 20 century with a picture of you today.

It would help!
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Look i'm not going to get into who is telling the truth or who isn't, i know my curse but that is irrelevant, i merely want to point this one fact out and then leave this thread, and all of you can believe or say what you want.

But, in all of my years, i have seen one simple truth, history repeats, civilizations rise and fall, and in the end, you can predict the future by looking at the past.

The first era i remember was destroyed at a civilization level exceeding the current, the second and the third as well, however the difference here is the length it took for this civilization to reach apex, and the use of forbidden technologies, as such, this civilization, like the ones before, will destroy itself very soon, this is not a prediction, it has happened before, it will happen again.

Goodbye all, enjoy your conversations.
 Quoting: Tatsuya


I don't get it. He also claim to be that old? Why 2 suddenly.
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03/18/2013 10:52 AM
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I believe there are people like OP and the other one in this thread who do not age.

A. The Bible speaks of these
B. For every "thing" (like "Mortality") there is the opposite, Immortality.

To be immortal in flesh is a preview of what hell will be like when Earth falls for the last time and keeps falling into the void of Denisity. (At some point, spirits will be attached to bodies of metal and wires that do not die and can labor 24/7 with no rest/sleep/nourishment...only agony and work.)

The real immortality, the desireable immortality, is in the spirit, in the ascension through the cosmos.

If only Earth would be in balance, true balance, and not wax and wane between polarities, immortality in flesh would be pretty nifty.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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I did not say I don't believe it. I just say I want proof of what he says.

I'm 37 and I have thousand of photo of me in 80s, 90s, 2000s so, I guess he have also a couple of photo of him in 1920s, 30s, ...and today.

just saying.
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Tell me OP, can you give us ONE reference to proove your theory?

Where u ever painted in old time? or photograph during the 20 century with a picture of you today.

It would help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3021656


I've had a portrait done in 1521 after I took part in a raid on a Spanish Galleon off the coast of Trinidad and obtained A LOT of gold. I was able to afford getting a portrait done.
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I did not say I don't believe it. I just say I want proof of what he says.

I'm 37 and I have thousand of photo of me in 80s, 90s, 2000s so, I guess he have also a couple of photo of him in 1920s, 30s, ...and today.

just saying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3021656


I don't mean to give OP an "out" on this, but I will tell you this: When you are an "Old Soul" you don't give that much of a shit about a picture.

I barely have any at 41, nor have I taken many.

That said, when it was new and a huge novelty or plaything of the elect, there'd probably be a couple.
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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What did the world smell like back then? I'd imagine since it was the dark ages and hygeine and sewage systems were virtually non existent, towns must have smelled very filthy, like a shit hole? What about the countryside? Where did you grow up and reside during this tumultuous period in human history? Have you travelled much around the world in the last century? Can you compare and contrast? Is the world truly better or is it worse? Satya,
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Tell me OP, can you give us ONE reference to proove your theory?

Where u ever painted in old time? or photograph during the 20 century with a picture of you today.

It would help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3021656


I've had a portrait done in 1521 after I took part in a raid on a Spanish Galleon off the coast of Trinidad and obtained A LOT of gold. I was able to afford getting a portrait done.
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How about picture, since photography was invented?
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03/18/2013 11:04 AM
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How about picture, since photography was invented?
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hasselhof
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Simple truth, you can't provide relevant evidence, you can't provide your portrait, you are what I call jackass,
go to your momma and drink milk, tch this isn't even sound like a good joke k
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
 Quoting: Forgotten



I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


What did the world smell like back then? I'd imagine since it was the dark ages and hygeine and sewage systems were virtually non existent, towns must have smelled very filthy, like a shit hole? What about the countryside? Where did you grow up and reside during this tumultuous period in human history? Have you travelled much around the world in the last century? Can you compare and contrast? Is the world truly better or is it worse? Satya,
hfyodahf
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You are correct. Many towns literally smelled like shit. I traveled around the world and have seen many things. I grew up in Europe. Traveled along trade routes to China. Visited India. Became a buccaneer in the 1400s. Moved to the new world. I have lived a fascinating life. I came close to death several times but somehow always managed to survive.
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How about picture, since photography was invented?
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:hasselhof:
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That is a good idea, but I'd rather not reveal my identity.
Holy_Diver

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03/18/2013 11:15 AM
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I have Op's picture:


beyoncewhat


Just kidding OP. I sort of believe you but am going to have fun with it anyway. Hope you don't mind.
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I have Op's picture:


:beyoncewhat:


Just kidding OP. I sort of believe you but am going to have fun with it anyway. Hope you don't mind.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver



I don't mind at all. That is funny actually.
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How about picture, since photography was invented?
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:hasselhof:
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That is a good idea, but I'd rather not reveal my identity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Alright I can understand that. Then you said ur still living on your buccaner tresure money. I guess, you have at lease ONE piece of treasure or stuff of that era you can take a picture and show us.
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Oh, it hit me. Did you had children during you lifespan? How many.

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