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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
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As a sailor you must know the basics of sailing. Can you describe a bit for me ? Do you remember the name of your ships, and some of crew's name.
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03/18/2013 11:29 AM
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omg

not AGAIN

has OP threatened to leave the thread yet, if anyone takes the piss out of him any more?

that's the usual form for shite like this
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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Hello OP:

I always take these threads as an interesting entertainment. So I wonder how no one has asked something more interesting as for example:

Where did you were born?
Which people did you belong in your infancy?
At what age did you stop aging?
How have you scaped the anger of the people around you? (I, and anyone that has seen the movie Highlander, should understand why would you call it a curse).
What do you know that conflicts with current accepted "History"?
Where were you in both great wars?

I could follow, but if you answer these ones we can get the ball rollin'.

Regards!!!
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
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How about picture, since photography was invented?
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:hasselhof:
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That is a good idea, but I'd rather not reveal my identity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Alright I can understand that. Then you said ur still living on your buccaner tresure money. I guess, you have at lease ONE piece of treasure or stuff of that era you can take a picture and show us.
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Now this I could do. Great idea.
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03/18/2013 11:38 AM
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There is no such thing as other lives, reincarnation. Which
life does God show you at your particular judgement?


Hebrews 9:27
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, and after this the judgment:
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Oh, it hit me. Did you had children during you lifespan? How many.
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I stopped having children very early on. I was done by 900. Except one accidental birth of a son in 1602. It is too painful to watch them grow up and die while you continue to live. This is why I decided to stop having them, as it was just too unnerving.
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I'm older than that, just not sure exactly when I was born. Not having proper calender etc back then kind of sucked really.

Conversations would go "How old are you?"
Me: "About 30 winters"
Them: "Really, thats old!"

Hmm.

All I know is that its easy dodging the draft, the 1960's were crap, Hitler was a douche, and the great depression wasn't great.

And I have seen it all and not done it all because I don't want to. For example this year I decided to go fully vegetarian, never did that before. Yay me eh?
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Hello OP:

I always take these threads as an interesting entertainment. So I wonder how no one has asked something more interesting as for example:

Where did you were born?
Which people did you belong in your infancy?
At what age did you stop aging?
How have you scaped the anger of the people around you? (I, and anyone that has seen the movie Highlander, should understand why would you call it a curse).
What do you know that conflicts with current accepted "History"?
Where were you in both great wars?

I could follow, but if you answer these ones we can get the ball rollin'.

Regards!!!
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


I did not fight in either World War 1 or World War 2. However I did fight in the American Revolutionary War, the War of 1812. I also fought in in naval battles against the Spanish Armada in 1588.
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Hello OP:

I always take these threads as an interesting entertainment. So I wonder how no one has asked something more interesting as for example:

Where did you were born?
Which people did you belong in your infancy?
At what age did you stop aging?
How have you scaped the anger of the people around you? (I, and anyone that has seen the movie Highlander, should understand why would you call it a curse).
What do you know that conflicts with current accepted "History"?
Where were you in both great wars?

I could follow, but if you answer these ones we can get the ball rollin'.

Regards!!!
 Quoting: Red Hot Chilean Pepe


I did not fight in either World War 1 or World War 2. However I did fight in the American Revolutionary War, the War of 1812. I also fought in in naval battles against the Spanish Armada in 1588.
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Review the rest of my writings for the other answers you seek.
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What age do you look like? Mis 30s? 40s?, 50s?
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What age do you look like? Mis 30s? 40s?, 50s?
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mid to late 30s
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Do many ppl around you know your true age?
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I have Op's picture:


:beyoncewhat:


Just kidding OP. I sort of believe you but am going to have fun with it anyway. Hope you don't mind.
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I don't mind at all. That is funny actually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Why did you make another thread with you stating that you are "Ra".

You, maggot, are full of shit.
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03/18/2013 11:46 AM
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OP did you ever encountered on your travel some strange things like UFO etc.

If you do can you please describe some of them.
Thanks
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I have Op's picture:


:beyoncewhat:


Just kidding OP. I sort of believe you but am going to have fun with it anyway. Hope you don't mind.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver



I don't mind at all. That is funny actually.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Why did you make another thread with you stating that you are "Ra".

You, maggot, are full of shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11222564


I made no such thread. I am posting from an internet cafe, as amazingly. I have never bought I computer. Sadly though, I am finding myself using computers more and more and may decide to purchase one.
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03/18/2013 11:48 AM
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Oh, it hit me. Did you had children during you lifespan? How many.
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I stopped having children very early on. I was done by 900. Except one accidental birth of a son in 1602. It is too painful to watch them grow up and die while you continue to live. This is why I decided to stop having them, as it was just too unnerving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Do you follow your descendants and their antics from afar? Do any of them inherit your condition?

Perhaps interbeeding would produce an indefinite female companion?
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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OP did you ever encountered on your travel some strange things like UFO etc.

If you do can you please describe some of them.
Thanks
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I saw several UFOs throughout the years. Also submerged strange glowing objects traveling at high rates of speed in the sea. Once I saw one come out of the sea and fly out of the atmosphere into space. It shook my crew to the core.
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Look i'm not going to get into who is telling the truth or who isn't, i know my curse but that is irrelevant, i merely want to point this one fact out and then leave this thread, and all of you can believe or say what you want.

But, in all of my years, i have seen one simple truth, history repeats, civilizations rise and fall, and in the end, you can predict the future by looking at the past.

The first era i remember was destroyed at a civilization level exceeding the current, the second and the third as well, however the difference here is the length it took for this civilization to reach apex, and the use of forbidden technologies, as such, this civilization, like the ones before, will destroy itself very soon, this is not a prediction, it has happened before, it will happen again.

Goodbye all, enjoy your conversations.
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Oh fuck off, you little turd.
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OP did you ever encountered on your travel some strange things like UFO etc.

If you do can you please describe some of them.
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200098


I saw several UFOs throughout the years. Also submerged strange glowing objects traveling at high rates of speed in the sea. Once I saw one come out of the sea and fly out of the atmosphere into space. It shook my crew to the core.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Most entertaining. . . OP have you an opinion on the existence of a world wide conspiracy to control the destiny of mankind as in the NWO or illuminati ???? If so what can you tell us about its power and activities?

Do you hhold to any religious beliefs or are you a member of any secret order?

Last Edited by George B on 03/18/2013 11:57 AM
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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OP did you ever encountered on your travel some strange things like UFO etc.

If you do can you please describe some of them.
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200098


I saw several UFOs throughout the years. Also submerged strange glowing objects traveling at high rates of speed in the sea. Once I saw one come out of the sea and fly out of the atmosphere into space. It shook my crew to the core.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Most entertaining. . . OP have you an opinion on the existence of a world wide conspiracy to control the destiny of mankind as in the NWO or illuminati ???? If so what can you tell us about its power and activities?

Do you hhold to any religious beliefs or are you a member of any secret order?
 Quoting: George B


Yes, there are very power groups, some of which have been around for centuries who would like to control it all. The problem I see is that it would never work because there are too many that want the power. There will always be power struggles. I am a gnostic Christian and yes I do belong to a secret order. But that is all I will say about that.
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OP did you ever encountered on your travel some strange things like UFO etc.

If you do can you please describe some of them.
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200098


I saw several UFOs throughout the years. Also submerged strange glowing objects traveling at high rates of speed in the sea. Once I saw one come out of the sea and fly out of the atmosphere into space. It shook my crew to the core.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Thanks for your answer OP. As you are commenting on seeing UFOs, and I asked you what do you know (as you were alive then) that conflicts with currently known story, I was talking about this kind of stuff. But I'd also like to know if America was known prior to Columbus, and if indeed the Chinese also roamed the Americas prior to that. Stuff like that, if you have heard about people visiting from other planets, etc.
All great truths begin as Blasphemies.
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OP is Columbus? Columbus wrote of the undersea lights and how they shot off into the sky and the crew was baffled, terrified.

Is that you, OP? Did you sail the Ocean Blue in 1492?

Or one of the crew?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I have a question for someone who has been alive as long as you have claimed.

Did people really believe the Earth was flat for a while, or was that a misunderstanding?
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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OP did you ever encountered on your travel some strange things like UFO etc.

If you do can you please describe some of them.
Thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200098


I saw several UFOs throughout the years. Also submerged strange glowing objects traveling at high rates of speed in the sea. Once I saw one come out of the sea and fly out of the atmosphere into space. It shook my crew to the core.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Most entertaining. . . OP have you an opinion on the existence of a world wide conspiracy to control the destiny of mankind as in the NWO or illuminati ???? If so what can you tell us about its power and activities?

Do you hhold to any religious beliefs or are you a member of any secret order?
 Quoting: George B


Yes, there are very power groups, some of which have been around for centuries who would like to control it all. The problem I see is that it would never work because there are too many that want the power. There will always be power struggles. I am a gnostic Christian and yes I do belong to a secret order. But that is all I will say about that.
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As a gnostic . . . do you believe the life of Jesus as depicted in the Gnostic Gospels as in the stories regarding Mary Magdalene as his favorite or Possibly his wife? . . .
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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Did people really believe the Earth was flat for a while, or was that a misunderstanding?

I can answer this one - NO. It's a myth from a author in the 1800s if I recall who wrote that in his book and since, everyone who red the book thinks it was true.
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OP is Columbus? Columbus wrote of the undersea lights and how they shot off into the sky and the crew was baffled, terrified.

Is that you, OP? Did you sail the Ocean Blue in 1492?

Or one of the crew?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I have a question for someone who has been alive as long as you have claimed.

Did people really believe the Earth was flat for a while, or was that a misunderstanding?
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I'm not Columbua. I have never come across a scholar who ever thought the world was actually flat. I think this is just a myth.
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I saw several UFOs throughout the years. Also submerged strange glowing objects traveling at high rates of speed in the sea. Once I saw one come out of the sea and fly out of the atmosphere into space. It shook my crew to the core.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Most entertaining. . . OP have you an opinion on the existence of a world wide conspiracy to control the destiny of mankind as in the NWO or illuminati ???? If so what can you tell us about its power and activities?

Do you hhold to any religious beliefs or are you a member of any secret order?
 Quoting: George B


Yes, there are very power groups, some of which have been around for centuries who would like to control it all. The problem I see is that it would never work because there are too many that want the power. There will always be power struggles. I am a gnostic Christian and yes I do belong to a secret order. But that is all I will say about that.
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As a gnostic . . . do you believe the life of Jesus as depicted in the Gnostic Gospels as in the stories regarding Mary Magdalene as his favorite or Possibly his wife? . . .
 Quoting: George B


I appreciate your curiousity but I would rather stay away from the topic of religion if you don't mind.
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As a gnostic . . . do you believe the life of Jesus as depicted in the Gnostic Gospels as in the stories regarding Mary Magdalene as his favorite or Possibly his wife? . . .
 Quoting: George B


It's questions like these that will be trifling to a person like OP, assuming he is for real.

He's sitting on the mysteries of life, the universe and everything and you want to know who Jesus was banging?

- - -

OP, disregard silly question and please tell us one thing that we should all know that we don't, that would totally blow our minds about Gnosticism, Jesus, The Bible or anything related.

If that happens to be that Jesus was sexual with MM so be it, but I gotta believe there are more important things than that.
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Did people really believe the Earth was flat for a while, or was that a misunderstanding?

I can answer this one - NO. It's a myth from a author in the 1800s if I recall who wrote that in his book and since, everyone who red the book thinks it was true.
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OP is Columbus? Columbus wrote of the undersea lights and how they shot off into the sky and the crew was baffled, terrified.

Is that you, OP? Did you sail the Ocean Blue in 1492?

Or one of the crew?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I have a question for someone who has been alive as long as you have claimed.

Did people really believe the Earth was flat for a while, or was that a misunderstanding?
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


I'm not Columbua. I have never come across a scholar who ever thought the world was actually flat. I think this is just a myth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


I knew it. Thank you both.
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As a gnostic . . . do you believe the life of Jesus as depicted in the Gnostic Gospels as in the stories regarding Mary Magdalene as his favorite or Possibly his wife? . . .
 Quoting: George B


It's questions like these that will be trifling to a person like OP, assuming he is for real.

He's sitting on the mysteries of life, the universe and everything and you want to know who Jesus was banging?

- - -

OP, disregard silly question and please tell us one thing that we should all know that we don't, that would totally blow our minds about Gnosticism, Jesus, The Bible or anything related.

If that happens to be that Jesus was sexual with MM so be it, but I gotta believe there are more important things than that.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


I hardly think so . . . the question may be the basis for much of the political and religious turmoil over the centuries. . . as in the Devine rights of Kings . . . The power and status of the Catholic Church . . . The demise of the Knights Templar. . . and so on. . . .

Last Edited by George B on 03/18/2013 12:12 PM
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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Dont vouw parlee francais. So you must have lerarend Latin.

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