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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
Anonymous Coward
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Donc vous Parler francais? Witch languages you can speak?
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03/18/2013 12:15 PM
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As a pirate, did you kill many innocent ppl?
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03/18/2013 12:17 PM

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Can you get sick? If so, if you get a sickness that would normally kill someone what happen? Can you die from let's say a fall or gunshot. I guess so since you mention you had many close call.

Have you ever consider suicide?
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03/18/2013 12:18 PM
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Someone who is 1233 years old has certainly considered suicide, probably 1233 times at least.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Someone who is 1233 years old has certainly considered suicide, probably 1233 times at least.
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Why u say that? I never consider suicide, im 37.
Holy_Diver

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Someone who is 1233 years old has certainly considered suicide, probably 1233 times at least.
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Why u say that? I never consider suicide, im 37.
 Quoting: Korats01


You must be a very rare exception or a very new soul who is enraptured with the world and it's offerings.
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Someone who is 1233 years old has certainly considered suicide, probably 1233 times at least.
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Why u say that? I never consider suicide, im 37.
 Quoting: Korats01


You must be a very rare exception or a very new soul who is enraptured with the world and it's offerings.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Well technically it's the exact opposite. Young soul struggle to adapt while older ones manage easier.
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03/18/2013 12:26 PM

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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


Surprisingly, you're an old fart yet can't write...
Must be gettin' old.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/18/2013 12:38 PM
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I must adjourn. Thanks much for your participation.
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03/18/2013 12:41 PM
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...


I will bite.


How can you prove it?


popcorn
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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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In over 1000 years you've never learned to spell "solstice"?


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136710


Sorry, modern english is not my first language
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089


bigcruise

tard...
Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
Anonymous Coward
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03/18/2013 12:49 PM
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There is no such thing as other lives, reincarnation. Which
life does God show you at your particular judgement?


Hebrews 9:27
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, and after this the judgment:

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Asking again, which life is judged at the particular judgment,
at death?
Anonymous Coward
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03/18/2013 01:02 PM
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Oh yeah? ARE YOU VEGAN? If so then I know who you are.

Answer yes or no please. All else is rejected.

hf
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03/18/2013 01:03 PM

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Oh yeah? ARE YOU VEGAN? If so then I know who you are.

Answer yes or no please. All else is rejected.

hf
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He said he adjurn (left) hiding
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03/18/2013 01:13 PM

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Look i'm not going to get into who is telling the truth or who isn't, i know my curse but that is irrelevant, i merely want to point this one fact out and then leave this thread, and all of you can believe or say what you want.

But, in all of my years, i have seen one simple truth, history repeats, civilizations rise and fall, and in the end, you can predict the future by looking at the past.

The first era i remember was destroyed at a civilization level exceeding the current, the second and the third as well, however the difference here is the length it took for this civilization to reach apex, and the use of forbidden technologies, as such, this civilization, like the ones before, will destroy itself very soon, this is not a prediction, it has happened before, it will happen again.

Goodbye all, enjoy your conversations.
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Oh fuck off, you little turd.
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Couldn't you at least attack me for what i said instead of throwing remarks?
One who chooses selfish actions has their reward, one who chooses selfless acts, also have their reward.
Esoteric Morgan
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03/18/2013 06:55 PM

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Well, let's assume you are telling the truth.

In that case, I am curious to know your origin.

In what country were you born?
What social structure did you grow up in?
Who were your parents?
What was your first occupation?
Have you continued in this, or, what other occupations have yu had?

Have you managed to keep your family's homestead through the centuries?

What moments in history do you best remember?
What moments in 'written' history do you know to be incorrectly passed down, or, out and out lied about?

What information do we NOT KNOW that we SHOULD KNOW?

Do you have a favorite time-period you feel was more of a golden-age, one you miss. Why?

Have you moved around from country to country? Where and when?
Where are you living now?

Do you still speak your original mother language, and, if so, how has it changed in all this time? Do you speak other languages?

That's all for now.

Thank you hf
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


I was born in what you would call Germany now. I moved to France when I was 15 with my parents. It was a nice time.

There is so much wrong with written history I wouldn't know where to begin. There was definitely many more trade routes and movement around the world than what is taught.

One of my most memorable times was on the high seas from the late 1400s to the early 1700s. I traveled teh world as a buccanear and eventually settled in the Caribbean islands of St Kitts and Nevis. I accumulated much wealth and gold during this period and I am still living off of that gold today.

Another fun time was the late 1800s and the early part of the 1900s due to the technology boom. Quite an amazing time to be alive.
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Thank you for answering. Some of this seems so familiar to me, I start musing.

Were you in Port Royal around the time of the earthquake?

Where were you living during the technology boom?

cool2
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03/18/2013 07:06 PM
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When you come back OP could you anser some questions?

You say you were on Nevis. Did you know James Hamilton or Alexander Hamilton? If you did what was he like? Did you meet any other Revolutionary way people like George Washington? Did you meet Thomas Jefferson? What were they like? What did they look like?

Did you mmet any Kings Of England or Scotland in your time? Which kings and what did they really look like?
Holy_Diver

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03/18/2013 07:09 PM
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I kind of think OP is not coming back.

He was at an internet cafe, afterall...1233 years old and no computer?

Should at least have an Apple II
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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03/18/2013 07:27 PM
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I kind of think OP is not coming back.

He was at an internet cafe, afterall...1233 years old and no computer?

Should at least have an Apple II
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Apple IIc ... at least.

He was saying that to get out of the accusation that he wrote another thread.
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03/18/2013 07:37 PM
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Someone who is 1233 years old has certainly considered suicide, probably 1233 times at least.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Why u say that? I never consider suicide, im 37.
 Quoting: Korats01


You must be a very rare exception or a very new soul who is enraptured with the world and it's offerings.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


This world sickens me, maybe 17 years at best
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03/18/2013 07:55 PM
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Is your name by any chance, Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod?
Anonymous Coward
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03/18/2013 11:51 PM
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It's Keanu Reeves, ya'll

There's a bunch of old pics out there of someone who looks exactly like him. LOL.

So, I'm just guessing.
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03/18/2013 11:56 PM
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If you're really that old, then you're probably really smart, ergo you're not posting here. I mean, not to say GLP is stupid, but if you wanted to protect your identity posting here probably isn't the safest bet. I'm sure there are ways to find you, etc...

I think good proof would be to show us some of your antiquities; naturally you'd hath accumulated quite a bounty, nay?
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03/19/2013 11:33 AM
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bump
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 12:16 PM
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Still waiting your proof after 5 pages.

What are you waiting for OP?
Holy_Diver

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03/19/2013 12:19 PM
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Still waiting your proof after 5 pages.

What are you waiting for OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36498755


How long are you going to wait until you realize OP was just a piece of entertainment?
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
Anonymous Coward
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Still waiting your proof after 5 pages.

What are you waiting for OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36498755


How long are you going to wait until you realize OP was just a piece of entertainment?
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Provide evidence of your claims. Regards.
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03/19/2013 01:01 PM
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I would also like examine this 'journal'
as it appears at this point, it does not exist.
proving to the world that you are indeed ageless, would be an easy thing to do. do you not have a social security number?
if you do, they would have taken account of the fact that you are not aging, and therefor would have taken you into custody to experiment on you. I am a doctor, so I know this to be the case. Unless you are underground, they can find those who have 'unique' abilities, and or physical properties.
I've seen some actual documents pass my desk as to some of these accounts, and let me tell you, you'd be of great 'interest' to those who study these types of phenomena.
I'm not certain why this has reached this many pages, when proof was not given immediately.
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I would also like examine this 'journal'
as it appears at this point, it does not exist.
proving to the world that you are indeed ageless, would be an easy thing to do. do you not have a social security number?
if you do, they would have taken account of the fact that you are not aging, and therefor would have taken you into custody to experiment on you. I am a doctor, so I know this to be the case. Unless you are underground, they can find those who have 'unique' abilities, and or physical properties.
I've seen some actual documents pass my desk as to some of these accounts, and let me tell you, you'd be of great 'interest' to those who study these types of phenomena.
I'm not certain why this has reached this many pages, when proof was not given immediately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36296449


In fact, in 1974 I believe, we had a case of a 14 year old boy who was not suffering from a typical hormone diffidence, although was still not physically aging. We passed a lot of letters in those days, until as you might have guessed, the boy vanished from not only our letters, but all official records as far as we were concerned.
He was in a small province in China, and we were corresponding somewhere in the New England area in the US.
we still discuss him sometimes, but his case was documented.
This, I believe to be false without all of the questioning.

Dr. C.A phD
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I would also like examine this 'journal'
as it appears at this point, it does not exist.
proving to the world that you are indeed ageless, would be an easy thing to do. do you not have a social security number?
if you do, they would have taken account of the fact that you are not aging, and therefor would have taken you into custody to experiment on you. I am a doctor, so I know this to be the case. Unless you are underground, they can find those who have 'unique' abilities, and or physical properties.
I've seen some actual documents pass my desk as to some of these accounts, and let me tell you, you'd be of great 'interest' to those who study these types of phenomena.
I'm not certain why this has reached this many pages, when proof was not given immediately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36296449


If you read through the thread it answers some of what you mention here. I was experimented on back in the 1950s.
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03/19/2013 01:23 PM
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Hey op. You must have collected some rare and valuable stuff over the years.. Maybe you could post some pics<? Coins ..furnishings etc... To give more credence put a current newspaper in the pic..

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