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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/19/2013 01:26 PM
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Hey op. You must have collected some rare and valuable stuff over the years.. Maybe you could post some pics<? Coins ..furnishings etc... To give more credence put a current newspaper in the pic..
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I plan to do just that.
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03/19/2013 01:26 PM
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I am an award winning filmmaker and just wrote the biography of a former NFL owner

Let me tell your story

Can we talk?
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03/19/2013 01:26 PM
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nerds! mcfly! whatever
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03/19/2013 01:32 PM
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OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?
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03/19/2013 01:34 PM
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I saw a star light with light year...when i learned abc ".
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03/19/2013 01:36 PM
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OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?
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Very good! I did know him. We were acquaintances. He was a very fine man and very intelligent. Also he was fun company to be with. I miss him actually.
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03/19/2013 01:37 PM
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Are you aware, there can only be one ?
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03/19/2013 01:39 PM
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OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?
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Very good! I did know him. We were acquaintances. He was a very fine man and very intelligent. Also he was fun company to be with. I miss him actually.
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Did you meet any other founding fathers?
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03/19/2013 01:40 PM
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OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?
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Very good! I did know him. We were acquaintances. He was a very fine man and very intelligent. Also he was fun company to be with. I miss him actually.
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So are you lying asshole in the same coffeehouse? Never had the time to buy a computer did ya? Oh wait, you only had "1233" years.bsflagbsflagbsflag
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03/19/2013 01:42 PM
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OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


Very good! I did know him. We were acquaintances. He was a very fine man and very intelligent. Also he was fun company to be with. I miss him actually.
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So are you lying asshole in the same coffeehouse? Never had the time to buy a computer did ya? Oh wait, you only had "1233" years.bsflagbsflagbsflag
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Did your grandfather buy one?
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03/19/2013 01:44 PM
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OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?
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Very good! I did know him. We were acquaintances. He was a very fine man and very intelligent. Also he was fun company to be with. I miss him actually.
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Did you meet any other founding fathers?
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Yes, I also fought in the Revolutionary war if you read through all my previous posts. I knew John Paul Jones very well.
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03/19/2013 01:47 PM
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Are you a Rosicrucian?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/19/2013 01:48 PM
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Are you a Rosicrucian?
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No I am not.

Ok I bid you farewell for now.
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03/19/2013 01:49 PM
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What did Thomas Jefferson look like?

Did you ever meet any royalty?
LostInForever

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03/19/2013 02:13 PM
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Ok, here's something I'm DYING to know.

Is this bs we're told true that men didn't know how to give a woman an orgasm before the clitoris was "discovered" in the mid 20th century?

I think it's a load of propaganda crap, and people have been having sex since time began, and it damn sure wasn't all strictly for procreation. What say you, old sir?
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03/19/2013 02:25 PM
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Dear Lonely Schizo-tard,

Get out of your parents basement, and go get laid, and have some fun in life.

Quit being such a loser.

PS - The best way to tell how old a guy is, is to cut his penis in half, and count the rings. So proceed. And take a picture.




Sorry, modern english is not my first language
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Neither for me, but I still learnt to fucking spell.
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03/19/2013 02:30 PM
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How are you going to prove it?
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03/19/2013 04:17 PM
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right now i lack the means to decide if the op is lying or telling the truth. but does the lack or absence of evidence really prove anything?
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03/19/2013 04:33 PM
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Oh yeah? ARE YOU VEGAN? If so then I know who you are.

Answer yes or no please. All else is rejected.

hf
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Did NOT answer!

hf
bluestar47

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03/19/2013 04:36 PM
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I always wondered---how was it having sex when people back in those days didn't use deodorant or have showers as frequent as they do now?

How common was oral sex?

peace
LostInForever

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03/19/2013 04:38 PM
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I always wondered---how was it having sex when people back in those days didn't use deodorant or have showers as frequent as they do now?

How common was oral sex?

peace
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Very well lubricated, I would imagine.
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03/19/2013 04:38 PM
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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03/19/2013 04:38 PM
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I always wondered---how was it having sex when people back in those days didn't use deodorant or have showers as frequent as they do now?

How common was oral sex?

peace
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shill
LostInForever

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03/19/2013 04:45 PM
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What the fuck is "shill" about his question?
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03/19/2013 04:49 PM
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Fascinating! How many times were you married?

Do you have an ancestors you know about, but they don't know you?
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03/19/2013 05:08 PM
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Did the OP ever explain how he became immortal? Why he stopped aging after his mid-30s?

Also, in all these years, did he ever come across other like himself?
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 06:04 PM
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Did you hang out with St. Germain?
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03/19/2013 07:09 PM
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Cmon Ppl yall really believe this shit? Wheres proof op? There is none thats where. Idiots
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03/19/2013 07:12 PM
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Fascinating
spock

This has a ring of truth to it. Looking forward to the OP's return.

popcorn
LostInForever

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03/19/2013 07:26 PM
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Cmon Ppl yall really believe this shit? Wheres proof op? There is none thats where. Idiots
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Don't need it to be true to be entertaining.

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