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I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

 
CrazyEyesThreadKilla

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+ 4th grade writing

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Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 07:42 PM
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Yeah, pretty simple I'm pretty sure someone can roughly date it just by looking at the binding and paper.
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That's what I'm hoping, but I'm not sure I would gain anything by it other than to prove I'm that old.
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You brought it up. Put up or gtfo
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03/19/2013 07:45 PM
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Faggiest thread this week
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Nahhh, any thread that mentions donkey dick's by definition is faggier. though that thread is quite insightful


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03/19/2013 08:05 PM
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Frustrating. OP pops on for four seconds. What's the hurry, OP? You short on time?
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03/25/2013 01:44 PM
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CtYankee

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03/25/2013 01:47 PM
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 Quoting: CtYankee


Op posted the journal. He proved it.
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03/25/2013 01:59 PM
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Faggiest thread this week
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yes, what is the point of this thread... the OP is obviously the dumbest 1233 year old in the world, has no posse or crew covering for him and is posting on GLP to try and get hits... he can't spell, can't speak modern english even though he's been alive longer than all of us... what are you doing with your time at an internet cafe at 1233 years old... i would be planning my next huge trip. If I was immortal, I would just be bangin bitches all day without fanfare and then i would do it all again the next day... make good investments because i know how shit gets played since i have lived almost 20 lifetimes...

nobody living that long would hate it... if they had saved up gold and were in their late 30's... they could bang young women all day... this is ridiculous!
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 Quoting: CtYankee


Op posted the journal. He proved it.
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So fucking what...that is no proof that OP even exists....not for me
CtYankee

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03/25/2013 04:04 PM
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 Quoting: CtYankee


Op posted the journal. He proved it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5906630


So fucking what...that is no proof that OP even exists....not for me
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I must have missed this.

Where is the journal?
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03/25/2013 04:11 PM
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John Carter..... I loved that movie
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excuse me you said you lived under the reign of Charlemagne, well it is time for me to come out since someone else has, i was born in 791. In a small germanic tribe in western modern day europe in the kingdom of Charlemagne, please believe him i know it is hard to believe and always will be but the truth is the truth no matter what. I will post pictures of a self portrait of myself but not current one so you can affiliate and track if i so happen to reassess the consequences, i might just post picture of a object i kept,to explain a little bit of how i stayed hidden, i have had 100's of different names, 3 children after i saw i outlived them i could not bear the thought of seeing anymore of my children died so i decided to not even try, i have kept gold from the past to sustain my self now plus i have had multiple degrees in different fields for the 20th and 21st century, i have been in different wars hoping to find some death hopefuly but my luck out did me, so i decided to stay alive and hopefully spread my wisdom of falsities of the past i look as if mid 30's, 6'5, built, im considered handsome, im 195 pounds, that is a little about me ask and i will tell most as long as it does not reveal my identity.
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03/27/2013 12:54 PM
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excuse me you said you lived under the reign of Charlemagne, well it is time for me to come out since someone else has, i was born in 791. In a small germanic tribe in western modern day europe in the kingdom of Charlemagne, please believe him i know it is hard to believe and always will be but the truth is the truth no matter what. I will post pictures of a self portrait of myself but not current one so you can affiliate and track if i so happen to reassess the consequences, i might just post picture of a object i kept,to explain a little bit of how i stayed hidden, i have had 100's of different names, 3 children after i saw i outlived them i could not bear the thought of seeing anymore of my children died so i decided to not even try, i have kept gold from the past to sustain my self now plus i have had multiple degrees in different fields for the 20th and 21st century, i have been in different wars hoping to find some death hopefuly but my luck out did me, so i decided to stay alive and hopefully spread my wisdom of falsities of the past i look as if mid 30's, 6'5, built, im considered handsome, im 195 pounds, that is a little about me ask and i will tell most as long as it does not reveal my identity.
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...well?
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03/27/2013 01:12 PM
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Show me the proof op
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03/27/2013 01:13 PM
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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I will bite.


How can you prove it?


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I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am.
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Not proof if you can't show us the journal
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03/27/2013 06:03 PM
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i don't know how to post pic from my hard drive on this computer?
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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Happy Birthday OldFart
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I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years.
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you mean like suck my dick?
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04/01/2013 02:22 AM
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WHY ON EARTH IS THIS CRAP STILL PINNED.....have you no shame?
CtYankee

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I am cursed with never growing old.
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What a terrible curse that is. /end sarcasm

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