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Forgotten User ID: 1448291 United States 03/18/2013 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? Forgotten: Reach me at [email protected] |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 137089 United States 03/18/2013 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. |
Forgotten User ID: 1448291 United States 03/18/2013 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are 15. You live with momma. Your dad left when you were six. You are obese. You are male. You are white Caucasian. You do not have a girlfriend. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36374074 :this^^^: Forgotten: Reach me at [email protected] |
Forgotten User ID: 1448291 United States 03/18/2013 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it. Summary: No proof. /thread over Forgotten: Reach me at [email protected] |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 137089 United States 03/18/2013 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it. Summary: No proof. /thread over Yes the journal will prove my age. So IT IS PROOF |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36413040 United States 03/18/2013 09:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. Well if that isn't proof than nothing is. |
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CripplingLies User ID: 18166368 Brazil 03/18/2013 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it. Summary: No proof. /thread over Yes the journal will prove my age. So IT IS PROOF Well, show it. Scan it down, take pictures of it, whatever. Until we see it::bsflag: |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 137089 United States 03/18/2013 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. Ok, so until you send it to someone to verify, you CANT prove it. Summary: No proof. /thread over Yes the journal will prove my age. So IT IS PROOF Well, show it. Scan it down, take pictures of it, whatever. Until we see it::bsflag: Good idea. I will do this. |
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Forgotten User ID: 1448291 United States 03/18/2013 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is nothing new under the sun. Politicians were just as corrupt through the ages as they are now. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 Ok, you will be called a troll/shill unless you post stuff from journal. Please no more comments unless you are posting your "proof". Image of the journal. Image of journal opened up. Picture of the "binding" as this can show when the journal was likely created. As many pages as you can take a pic of too. Forgotten: Reach me at [email protected] |
Forgotten User ID: 1448291 United States 03/18/2013 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you've watch the movie "The Man From Earth" to many times. Troll on. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17698012 I thought the same thing. Good movie though. Forgotten: Reach me at [email protected] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36371754 United Kingdom 03/18/2013 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP. You must be super rich by now. I would be the richest man alive if I had been alive that long. And quite possibly ruler of the world. A good world. This is proof you aren't that old, or are dense and chose not to do anything of substance in your time here. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1136710 United States 03/18/2013 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. In over 1000 years you've never learned to spell "solstice"? |
Tatsuya User ID: 24157700 United States 03/18/2013 09:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 Hmm, well, did you commit a sin of sorrow and the creator curse you to incarnate permanently, or does your body sometimes die and need to rejuvenate and or incarnate into another vessel? Over 20,000 here(not by choice btw, one of the reasons my body is falling apart is due to numerous ways i've tried to end it, also i'm not sure on my full age, after a certain point time becomes meaningless), every few centuries to a few millenia, unfortunately i usually end up in someone else's body, which means someone dies so that my curse will continue, which i hate but cannot control. Also i fully expect to be called crazy(in fact it's better that way), and honestly, i wish i was, it would be far less painful, but otherwise i have a warning for people, do not seek immortality, it is a nightmare far worse than even the flames of hell. Last Edited by Tatsuya on 03/18/2013 09:32 AM One who chooses selfish actions has their reward, one who chooses selfless acts, also have their reward. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 137089 United States 03/18/2013 09:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 I will bite. How can you prove it? I started writing a journal when I turned 125. A very brief journal. I would only update it 4 times a year, at the equinoxes and solstaces and give a review of my personal life and what was going on in the world at the time. I was very careful to take great care of this journal. If it is analyzed it could be shown to prove I am as old as I say I am. In over 1000 years you've never learned to spell "solstice"? Sorry, modern english is not my first language |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 137089 United States 03/18/2013 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am cursed with never growing old. Anyway I've seen and done it all over the years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 137089 Hmm, well, did you commit a sin of sorrow and the creator curse you to incarnate permanently, or does your body sometimes die and need to rejuvenate and or incarnate into another vessel? Over 20,000 here(not by choice btw, one of the reasons my body is falling apart is due to numerous ways i've tried to end it, also i'm not sure on my full age, after a certain point time becomes meaningless), every few centuries to a few millenia, unfortunately i usually end up in someone else's body, which means someone dies so that my curse will continue, which i hate but cannot control. Also i fully expect to be called crazy, and honestly, i wish i was, it would be far less painful, but otherwise i have a warning for people, do not seek immortality, it is a nightmare far worse than even the flames of hell. I have had the same body, it just doesn't age. I look about 35 years old. |
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