I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

Wow...so you have your very own self-created 1200 year old documents!
What is the first parts of your notebook made of? Flax? Papyrus?
In what year did you trim down the edges, hole-punch them and add them to a spiral?

In ye olde dayes thinnges we'ere spelt odd. Verily.

Well then, i hope your curse ends soon then, if you are telling the truth.

Anyone with eternal life tends to seek death after all.

I like your style!

Did you enjoy the middle ages?

What countries did you live in? What about your parents? how tall are you?
Have you met others like you? Rumours exist of a small group that never age and rule the world behind the scenes.

I assume you would be wealthy by now? you should have met some of the great people in history? How can we help you?

1000-1700?
It was alright, as long as you weren't in places under the ottoman rule or really, weren't in the areas the khans tried to conquer(china especially).

Last Edited by Tatsuya on 03/18/2013 09:46 AM

Well, let's assume you are telling the truth.

In that case, I am curious to know your origin.

In what country were you born?
What social structure did you grow up in?
Who were your parents?
What was your first occupation?
Have you continued in this, or, what other occupations have yu had?

Have you managed to keep your family's homestead through the centuries?

What moments in history do you best remember?
What moments in 'written' history do you know to be incorrectly passed down, or, out and out lied about?

What information do we NOT KNOW that we SHOULD KNOW?

Do you have a favorite time-period you feel was more of a golden-age, one you miss. Why?

Have you moved around from country to country? Where and when?
Where are you living now?

Do you still speak your original mother language, and, if so, how has it changed in all this time? Do you speak other languages?

That's all for now.

Thank you

Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 03/18/2013 09:50 AM

hmmm, Thats weird. I definitely call BS. You will age no matter what, but there is hope HERE and soon for some of us to live forever [link to www.dailygalaxy.com]

I enjoyed my younger years living in Charlamagne's empire. The middle ages, not so much.

OP stop talking. This guy is saying he is Ra as well. Search his number and you will see he is a fraud.

I was born in what you would call Germany now. I moved to France when I was 15 with my parents. It was a nice time.

There is so much wrong with written history I wouldn't know where to begin. There was definitely many more trade routes and movement around the world than what is taught.

One of my most memorable times was on the high seas from the late 1400s to the early 1700s. I traveled teh world as a buccanear and eventually settled in the Caribbean islands of St Kitts and Nevis. I accumulated much wealth and gold during this period and I am still living off of that gold today.

Another fun time was the late 1800s and the early part of the 1900s due to the technology boom. Quite an amazing time to be alive.

If anyone here is ancient of days, it's me. lol



A truer statement has never been spoken.

Stop talking bullshit op. You could have changed numbers. We can all see your idiot threads.

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this
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on
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other
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he
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And for you retarded motherfuckers that believe this garbage;

"You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe."

Carl Sagan

As stupid as the people on these forums are, I bet he's getting rich. The only part of his story I believe is that he's 35, going on 13.

And how, pray tell, am I getting rich by posting my experiences on the internet?

:feed:

Hey that's a pretty good idea for anyone!

So is it true about all those witch burnings? Did you witness much of them

I had heard of them through the grapevine, but I wasn't in America at that time.

iam an old soul being trillions of years old , i volunteered to come to this planet to help qwell the suffering iam out of the sagatarian constelation. and iam home sick this is my last tour of duty , i have had enough

I don't blame you. I hope this is my last tour of duty.

I love these type of threads, lets all play along.


Can you be killed? Have you ever been seriously injured?

How many dogs have you had in your life time?

I can verify everything that OP is saying for I too am 1233 years old and have known OP since we were both children. We played together regularly.