I Am 1233 Years Old. I Was Born In 780 And I Can Prove It

I am an award winning filmmaker and just wrote the biography of a former NFL owner

Let me tell your story

Can we talk?

nerds! mcfly! whatever

OP, you said you on Nevis. Did you meet Alexander Hamilton?

I saw a star light with light year...when i learned abc ".

Very good! I did know him. We were acquaintances. He was a very fine man and very intelligent. Also he was fun company to be with. I miss him actually.

Are you aware, there can only be one ?

Did you meet any other founding fathers?

So are you lying asshole in the same coffeehouse? Never had the time to buy a computer did ya? Oh wait, you only had "1233" years.

Did your grandfather buy one?

Yes, I also fought in the Revolutionary war if you read through all my previous posts. I knew John Paul Jones very well.

Are you a Rosicrucian?

No I am not.

Ok I bid you farewell for now.

What did Thomas Jefferson look like?

Did you ever meet any royalty?

Ok, here's something I'm DYING to know.

Is this bs we're told true that men didn't know how to give a woman an orgasm before the clitoris was "discovered" in the mid 20th century?

I think it's a load of propaganda crap, and people have been having sex since time began, and it damn sure wasn't all strictly for procreation. What say you, old sir?

Dear Lonely Schizo-tard,

Get out of your parents basement, and go get laid, and have some fun in life.

Quit being such a loser.

PS - The best way to tell how old a guy is, is to cut his penis in half, and count the rings. So proceed. And take a picture.






Neither for me, but I still learnt to fucking spell.

How are you going to prove it?

right now i lack the means to decide if the op is lying or telling the truth. but does the lack or absence of evidence really prove anything?

Did NOT answer!

I always wondered---how was it having sex when people back in those days didn't use deodorant or have showers as frequent as they do now?

How common was oral sex?

Very well lubricated, I would imagine.

What the fuck is "shill" about his question?

Fascinating! How many times were you married?

Do you have an ancestors you know about, but they don't know you?

Did the OP ever explain how he became immortal? Why he stopped aging after his mid-30s?

Also, in all these years, did he ever come across other like himself?

Did you hang out with St. Germain?

Cmon Ppl yall really believe this shit? Wheres proof op? There is none thats where. Idiots

Fascinating


This has a ring of truth to it. Looking forward to the OP's return.

Don't need it to be true to be entertaining.

Inane central theme

+ Awful, sophomoric evidence

+ 4th grade writing

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