Living in a house that is haunted

probrably a coon in your attic, or old water pipes.

I save a lot on air conditioning, I can tell you that. Extra-dimensional roommates have their advantages.

because of the cold touch ?

There are no animals in the house... I hear foaseld.

cute. I guess we were supposed to assume he was whisked away by the ghost and typed incoherently.

OP, if even one small part of what you said is true - I suggest you change your locks.

I had someone traipse through my new apartment when I was sleeping once - opened locked doors and left them open. God only knows how many people had the same keys before me and made copies. Had to have the landlord change all the locks, which he did nicely, thank goodness.

foaseld?

Are you by any chance drunk?

and just a little something my grandmother used to say:

It ain't the dead you have to fear, it's the livin'.

i aint drunk i hear weird noises now come and hold meas

Nah... It's MKULTRA. It has to be. Everyone on GLP is an MKULTRA test subject, or their parents sold them into MKULTRA, or they've been "MKULTRA'd..."

Seriously, though, what you described would freak me out. If I could leave, I would. I totally believe ghosts are possible, and even probable. I once moved into this apartment that was built in the 50's. I didn't choose it; I had someone else who lived in the area find me a place to live. Anyway, from the moment I crossed the threshold, I got bad vibes... I swear someone died a horrible death in that place! It's like my mood went downhill in a split-second when I'd enter. Needless to say, I didn't spend much time there. Too bad, it had a great porch with quite a view.

The really strange thing is, my sister moved into the exact same place. We hadn't spoken in years, but one day I told her where I had lived. She said "holy shit! I lived in that exact same apartment! I asked her what she thought of the place, and she said "it gave me a bad vibe, like something horrible had happened there." That was just too crazy...

Stay safe! Maybe get some holy relics or something, but definitely NO Oiuja boards!

oh dear god help me, a ghost is butt fucking me in the ass... please helpppp this isno joking matter help me

like in the scene of kenny vs. spenny, "who can stay in a haunted house the longest" ?