The truth is he is my son!
He was born when he was born but he has been adopted by the Apache tribe at some stage.
So he is more american than any other american that claims with a stupid piece of paper to be american when they obviously are not!
So today I declare all your birth certificates frauds because you never had permission to be born there, you are undocumented as established by the natives of the land.
Bugger off.
Obama has been invited by every native american chief and is therefore the only legitimate president you have ever had!
Get it!??
Your flag is a sign of your collective delusions, your laws incriminate your ongoing mental illness, your claims to the land are sign that you are not fit to be called a human!
Today I declare Obama dictator of the native american lands of America, your laws signs of your ongoing mental illness, your claims to citizenships a grave offense against God himself and your ongoing occupation of native american lands a sign that you are suicidal.
Get help, but do it somewhere on your own land somehwre else in Europe.