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I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question

 
Anonymous Coward
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I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
no, we don't do blood rituals

no, we don't sacrifice babies

no, we don't bow to satan

yes, we want universal peace

yes, we want capitalism to fail

yes, we want jesus to come back


any questions?
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
no, we don't do blood rituals

no, we don't sacrifice babies

no, we don't bow to satan

yes, we want universal peace

yes, we want capitalism to fail

yes, we want jesus to come back


any questions?
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Do you get paid more than minimum wage to shill?
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03/19/2013 04:41 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
tell us everything that might be intresting to us, please only tell us what you are allowed to.
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
no, we don't do blood rituals

no, we don't sacrifice babies

no, we don't bow to satan

yes, we want universal peace

yes, we want capitalism to fail

yes, we want jesus to come back


any questions?
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Do you get paid more than minimum wage to shill?
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THIS.
Mordier L'eft

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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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03/19/2013 04:44 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
Sorry but I find your portrayal of the brotherhood to be false
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
no, we don't do blood rituals

no, we don't sacrifice babies

no, we don't bow to satan

yes, we want universal peace

yes, we want capitalism to fail

yes, we want jesus to come back


any questions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Do you get paid more than minimum wage to shill?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29146038


i get payed to keep the world in order
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
When and Where were you initiated?
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Pft.
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tell us everything that might be intresting to us, please only tell us what you are allowed to.
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Psalms 139

You have searched me, Lord,
and you know me.
2 You know when I sit and when I rise;
you perceive my thoughts from afar.
3 You discern my going out and my lying down;
you are familiar with all my ways.
4 Before a word is on my tongue
you, Lord, know it completely.
5 You hem me in behind and before,
and you lay your hand upon me.
6 Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
too lofty for me to attain.
7 Where can I go from your Spirit?
Where can I flee from your presence?
8 If I go up to the heavens, you are there;
if I make my bed in the depths, you are there.
9 If I rise on the wings of the dawn,
if I settle on the far side of the sea,
10 even there your hand will guide me,
your right hand will hold me fast.
11 If I say, “Surely the darkness will hide me
and the light become night around me,”
12 even the darkness will not be dark to you;
the night will shine like the day,
for darkness is as light to you.
13 For you created my inmost being;
you knit me together in my mother’s womb.
14 I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.
15 My frame was not hidden from you
when I was made in the secret place,
when I was woven together in the depths of the earth.
16 Your eyes saw my unformed body;
all the days ordained for me were written in your book
before one of them came to be.
17 How precious to me are your thoughts,[a] God!
How vast is the sum of them!
18 Were I to count them,
they would outnumber the grains of sand—
when I awake, I am still with you.
19 If only you, God, would slay the wicked!
Away from me, you who are bloodthirsty!
20 They speak of you with evil intent;
your adversaries misuse your name.
21 Do I not hate those who hate you, Lord,
and abhor those who are in rebellion against you?
22 I have nothing but hatred for them;
I count them my enemies.
23 Search me, God, and know my heart;
test me and know my anxious thoughts.
24 See if there is any offensive way in me,
and lead me in the way everlasting.

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The universal warriors who walk between worlds are all here on earth now, they got their message out to other realms, and are waiting for their spouses. Once union takes place, more "birth" children will incarnate here. As every child breathes life, the universe grows stronger...

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There are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on this earth...stars are not just throbbing balls of light, they are actual life forms, and are alive. They send messages daily to those who care to listen

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Jesus is near
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potated
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if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


historical fact - jesus of nazareth walked this earth.

there is no denying this.

i mean you can deny it, but you would be wrong.
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Sorry but I find your portrayal of the brotherhood to be false
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what parts?
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if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


also, how can you smoke weed and still not know the truth about christ?

its sad your avatar says say no to drugs yes to weed and yet you deny christ.
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Sorry but I find your portrayal of the brotherhood to be false
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what parts?
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So many.
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03/19/2013 04:56 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
OK. What make, model and year of car do you drive/own/lease in your name?
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
do you swallow your uncles load?
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
Sorry but I find your portrayal of the brotherhood to be false
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16086824


what parts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


So many.
 Quoting: The Loophole


stop reading the thread then

i answered israel.

all that really mattered on this thread anyways
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do you swallow your uncles load?
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??

i hear semen is a good source of protein
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Ok, I will get straight to the point.


Are you god?

This answer will tell me most of what I need to know.
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k

theres no proof just faith

if you were a real member of the illuminati you know me
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
Ok, I will get straight to the point.


Are you god?

This answer will tell me most of what I need to know.
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no, I'm not God

this isn't buddhism 101
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Ok, I will get straight to the point.


Are you god?

This answer will tell me most of what I need to know.
 Quoting: Forgotten


no, I'm not God

this isn't buddhism 101
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Really dont need any extra commentary. A yes or no would of done just fine.

You dont really know buddhism very well do you?

Not really wanting an answer on the last question. More rhetorical in nature.

*leaves thread*

Last Edited by Forgotten on 03/19/2013 05:04 PM
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You shoulda went with the masons.
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When and Where were you initiated?
 Quoting: ARCHANGEL.


3 years ago denver colorado
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When and Where were you initiated?
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3 years ago denver colorado
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sorry i missed your question
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Ok, I will get straight to the point.


Are you god?

This answer will tell me most of what I need to know.
 Quoting: Forgotten


no, I'm not God

this isn't buddhism 101
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Really dont need any extra commentary. A yes or no would of done just fine.

You dont really know buddhism very well do you?

Not really wanting an answer on the last question. More rhetorical in nature.

*leaves thread*
 Quoting: Forgotten


why because i said this isn't buddhism 101?

lol

don't tell me if i know about buddhism or not. now thats funny.

(if you actually believed me in what I'm saying you would understand why thats funny)
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03/19/2013 05:11 PM
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Hahah ur full of crap!
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03/19/2013 05:12 PM
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You shoulda went with the masons.
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lol

the real masons or the fake masons?

(shhh)
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Hahah ur full of crap!
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i do need to take a shit right now

(scary)