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I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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I'm still laughing btw.

hf

(i really wanted to share)
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Hahah ur full of crap!
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i do need to take a shit right now

(scary)
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Maybe after that dump you can then claim you are enlightened???

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/19/2013 05:31 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
Hahah ur full of crap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36024497


i do need to take a shit right now

(scary)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Maybe after that dump you can then claim you are enlightened???

1dunno1
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


lol

i think there is a big misunderstanding what it means to be part of the illuminati


fact - i am part of the illuminati

i really am.

its just funny because most people don't even realize it.. its like secret ninja cat.

trust me
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
Hahah ur full of crap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36024497


i do need to take a shit right now

(scary)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Maybe after that dump you can then claim you are enlightened???

1dunno1
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL


now i get it
skeptic
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03/19/2013 05:40 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
OP is lying to you all. FACT.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/19/2013 05:43 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
OP is lying to you all. FACT.
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


its like jesus claiming to be I AM

all the jews doubted

but he still is I AM


same with this situation


you doubt

but i am

(not god)

but i am illuminati!!

bitches
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03/19/2013 05:50 PM

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Hahah ur full of crap!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36024497


i do need to take a shit right now

(scary)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Maybe after that dump you can then claim you are enlightened???

1dunno1
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL


now i get it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


charlie

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
skeptic
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03/19/2013 06:09 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
OP is lying to you all. FACT.
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


its like jesus claiming to be I AM

all the jews doubted

but he still is I AM


same with this situation


you doubt

but i am

(not god)

but i am illuminati!!

bitches
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


What do you see in the mirror?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/19/2013 06:11 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
OP is lying to you all. FACT.
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


its like jesus claiming to be I AM

all the jews doubted

but he still is I AM


same with this situation


you doubt

but i am

(not god)

but i am illuminati!!

bitches
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


What do you see in the mirror?
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


sexy wizard
skeptic
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03/19/2013 06:21 PM
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OP is lying to you all. FACT.
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


its like jesus claiming to be I AM

all the jews doubted

but he still is I AM


same with this situation


you doubt

but i am

(not god)

but i am illuminati!!

bitches
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


What do you see in the mirror?
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


sexy wizard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


My work is done here....move along folks.
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
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its like jesus claiming to be I AM

all the jews doubted

but he still is I AM


same with this situation


you doubt

but i am

(not god)

but i am illuminati!!

bitches
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


What do you see in the mirror?
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029


sexy wizard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


My work is done here....move along folks.
 Quoting: skeptic 36461029



Yea, OP is laughable.
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03/19/2013 07:37 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
no, we don't do blood rituals

no, we don't sacrifice babies

no, we don't bow to satan

yes, we want universal peace

yes, we want capitalism to fail

yes, we want jesus to come back


any questions?
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Do you get paid more than minimum wage to shill?
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i get payed to keep the world in order
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


Hey guys, check out how he spelt paid...? LOL

Back to the robot shill drawing board

putin
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03/20/2013 06:36 AM

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if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


historical fact - jesus of nazareth walked this earth.

there is no denying this.

i mean you can deny it, but you would be wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


i'm not denying it

but you can not deny that figures like simon of perea and horus were incorporated under the banner of jesus, making our present day understanding of him a lie.

i will deny, therefore, his place as a focal point for our spiritual energies. it becomes a waste.

Last Edited by Mordier L'eft on 03/20/2013 07:06 AM
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


also, how can you smoke weed and still not know the truth about christ?

its sad your avatar says say no to drugs yes to weed and yet you deny christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


See my post, above
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


also, how can you smoke weed and still not know the truth about christ?

its sad your avatar says say no to drugs yes to weed and yet you deny christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


See my post, above
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


OP is/was a fool. I commend you for humoring him though.


And you are correct about many people/personalities/stories being attributed to Jesus.
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03/20/2013 11:38 AM
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Alright. You say thee is in thy Alluminatu. Very well, If you may answer th question, it is proof of thy's belief and truth. Was atlantis real ? Who were thee four hybrid sons ? When was thy Alluminatu created ? My apoligies for calling thee "Illuminati" as thy may speak it. Thy is a 43 degree masonic master. As well as in thy Alluminatu.
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Alright. You say thee is in thy Alluminatu. Very well, If you may answer th question, it is proof of thy's belief and truth. Was atlantis real ? Who were thee four hybrid sons ? When was thy Alluminatu created ? My apoligies for calling thee "Illuminati" as thy may speak it. Thy is a 43 degree masonic master. As well as in thy Alluminatu.
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Are they made of aluminium?
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The OP was the most retarded thing I ever read in my life. Gay. At least try to make it funny.
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I want to join inbox me please teebone1994@yahoo.com
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I want to join inbox me please teebone1994@yahoo.com
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Does your Mom know you're using her computer?
Will you listen to what your senses tell you or will you let others think for you?
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09/20/2013 04:26 PM
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You shoulda went with the masons.
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lol

the real masons or the fake masons?

(shhh)
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He has a point here tho
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In the odd chance that a real illuminati is trolling this thread.

Is the illuminati responsible for the success of Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt. Maybe testing some undetectable something for future super soldiers. Or maybe just fiddling around with event site considtions. Or a little of both, plus some of the old MK-ULTRA.
Will you listen to what your senses tell you or will you let others think for you?
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In the odd chance that a real illuminati is trolling this thread.

Is the illuminati responsible for the success of Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt. Maybe testing some undetectable something for future super soldiers. Or maybe just fiddling around with event site considtions. Or a little of both, plus some of the old MK-ULTRA.
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I have wondered about such things, wouldn't be one bit surprised.
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like in everything , you have the good and the bad
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like in everything , you have the good and the bad
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The real and the fake
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like in everything , you have the good and the bad
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The real and the fake
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Like using real light and fake light to illuminate
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09/20/2013 04:48 PM
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Re: I am an initiated illuminati member ask me a question
Easy q's

Who is the leader of the Illuminati?


Explain HIO?


Is your character aware?
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if you are illuminated, then why do you follow the fictional jesus....wouldn't you be aware of the truth of the matter and follow the true point of focus on this world?
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft


historical fact - jesus of nazareth walked this earth.

there is no denying this.

i mean you can deny it, but you would be wrong.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452471


I deny it.

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