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Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!

 
Happy Boy
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03/19/2013 06:32 PM
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Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
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03/19/2013 06:34 PM
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Congrats OP!

Peace,
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03/19/2013 06:37 PM
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Praise the Lord. Everything we need in our life was provided at the cross by Jesus if we seek a relationship with God the Father through his son John 14 vs.6
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03/19/2013 06:46 PM
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...Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. 6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths...

[link to godsview.net]

Peace,
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03/19/2013 06:49 PM
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...And though the Lord give you the bread of adversity, and the water of affliction, yet shall not thy teachers be removed into a corner any more,

but thine eyes shall see thy teachers: 21 And thine ears shall hear a word behind thee, saying, This is the way, walk ye in it, when ye turn to the right hand, and when ye turn to the left....

[link to godsview.net]

Peace,
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03/19/2013 06:51 PM
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I have worked 6 months since 2007 I have no ambition to work I was not born to work for material gain and greed.
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Amen, Happy Boy.

God blessed you, and you are praising his name. So wonderful.

hf
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03/19/2013 06:59 PM
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


cruise

Righhhht.

Yeah, lets see you keep praying and believing in god when your wife and kid get mangled in car accident caused by a drunk driver.

Or the other thousands of bad things that can happe.

Idiot!
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I have worked 6 months since 2007 I have no ambition to work I was not born to work for material gain and greed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32793127


Do you give thanks to the ones who feed you and clothe you and shelter you?

Do they do it for material gain and greed? Or because it is necessary?

Peace,
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03/19/2013 07:07 PM
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...And though the Lord give you the bread of adversity, and the water of affliction, yet shall not thy teachers be removed into a corner any more,

but thine eyes shall see thy teachers: 21 And thine ears shall hear a word behind thee, saying, This is thte way, walk ye in it, when ye turn to the right hand, and when ye turn to the left....

[link to godsview.net]

Peace,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194370


So much wisdom peter come see me and i will build my church upon you. love 554.
natasha77
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Omg. This is sad.

To think someone got a job. When they used to be everywhere!

Congrats to you. Please don't blow it!!!!!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


cruise

Righhhht.

Yeah, lets see you keep praying and believing in god when your wife and kid get mangled in car accident caused by a drunk driver.

Or the other thousands of bad things that can happe.

Idiot!
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that aint how it works.
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03/19/2013 07:10 PM
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


SO, God ensured that you remain a slave to money and corporations?

Hmmm...I wonder which God you serve?
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


SO, God ensured that you remain a slave to money and corporations?

Hmmm...I wonder which God you serve?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


the one that doesnt want ya starving to death for being so damned stupid ya wont work, you know, like a decent, responsible, adult.

THINK!
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 07:21 PM
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God can get you jobs and shit? Cools story! I bet if you get fired it was Satan's fault?
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03/19/2013 07:48 PM
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God can get you jobs and shit? Cools story! I bet if you get fired it was Satan's fault?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35054360


precisely...
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


SO, God ensured that you remain a slave to money and corporations?

Hmmm...I wonder which God you serve?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


the one that doesnt want ya starving to death for being so damned stupid ya wont work, you know, like a decent, responsible, adult.

THINK!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754536


God and jobs are totally removed from one another. Just because you choose to associate one to the other does not mean that you're thinking...it just means that you're in fantasy land.
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I am very happy for you OP.
I know how hard times are and we all need money to live in this rat race called life.
I hope you like it and it works out well for you.
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


...just curious.

Was that a "rich" person that gave you that job....or a poor one?

Obammy says we gotta' watch out for those evil "rich guys" ya know.

ohappy

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God can get you jobs and shit? Cools story! I bet if you get fired it was Satan's fault?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35054360


precisely...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1129812


No neighbor, God is sovereign.

Satan is an instrument to fulfill the wrath of God.

Peace,
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03/19/2013 08:11 PM
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I have worked 6 months since 2007 I have no ambition to work I was not born to work for material gain and greed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32793127


bump
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Congrats to you!

Omg. This is sad.

To think someone got a job. When they used to be everywhere!

Congrats to you. Please don't blow it!!!!!
 Quoting: natasha77


Its very sad. I'm starting a new job Thursday too, possibly full time right away. Kind of shocked honestly. But I have to drive a hour out of state. Nothing good going on in my state, can't wait to move.
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God can get you jobs and shit? Cools story! I bet if you get fired it was Satan's fault?
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God doesn't fool in the affairs of men.
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God can get you jobs and shit? Cools story! I bet if you get fired it was Satan's fault?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35054360

God doesn't fool in the affairs of men.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16588


One does not need to acknowledge something for it to be so.

Peace,
Holy_Diver

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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


I am also putting it in the hands of Jesus Christ whether or not it is his will for me to go to work for a Train Transit company as Assistant Conductor!

Already interviewed and tested, just waiting for final decision.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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I have worked 6 months since 2007 I have no ambition to work I was not born to work for material gain and greed.
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I quit a shitty job at a Supermarket in 07, and all I have done since is mow my neighbors lawns in the summer. I can't do that anymore losing my mind in my house everyday.
Diluted (OP)
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03/19/2013 08:31 PM
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
Thanks Everyone!
Diluted (OP)
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03/19/2013 08:33 PM
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I haven't been "saved" by the Christian God, I just choose to call my higher-power "God" and.... Yeah, my God.

I have my own conception of God!
Diluted (OP)
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I get scared, though, that "maybe" the Christian Jesus is 'real' - but, for now - I call my "higher power" God - and he is loving, awesome, caring, "Law of Attraction, Karma" and basically what I wrote earlier:


Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
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Re: Just got a NEW JOB Thanks to GOD!
New Pool Tech Job.
$700 a week.

THE POWER OF PRAYER REALLY DOES WORK!

Service, gladly rendered, obligations squarely met, troubles well accepted or solved with God's help, the knowledge that at home or in the world we are partners in a common effort, the well understood fact that in God's light all human beings are important, the proof that love freely given surely brings a full return ... These are permanent and legitimate satisfactions of right living for which no amount of pomp and circumstance, no heap of material possessions, could possibly be substitutes.

True ambition is the deep desire to live usefully and to walk humbly under the grace of God.
 Quoting: Happy Boy 21022932


Yay God!
hf

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