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Large asteroid heading to Earth? Pray, says NASA

 
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Vector, Victor?
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Roger, roger.
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rog33222 you called?
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That's creepy!!!

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edit: double post

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FUCK NASA, if anything Im praying a large asteroid takes out all of westeros. we deserve to be wiped and to restart. the current system is a joke
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Vector, Victor?
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Roger, roger.
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rog33222 you called?
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That's creepy!!!

gaah
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chuckle creepy, indeed.
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Hypothetical bsflag
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[link to news.yahoo.com]

On average, objects of that size are estimated to hit Earth about once every 1,000 years.
"From the information we have, we don't know of an asteroid that will threaten the population of the United States," Bolden said. "But if it's coming in three weeks, pray."
In addition to stepping up its monitoring efforts and building international partnerships, NASA is looking at developing technologies to divert an object that may be on a collision course with Earth.
"The odds of a near-Earth object strike causing massive casualties and destruction of infrastructure
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lol @ the comments.
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[link to news.yahoo.com]

On average, objects of that size are estimated to hit Earth about once every 1,000 years.
"From the information we have, we don't know of an asteroid that will threaten the population of the United States," Bolden said. "But if it's coming in three weeks, pray."
In addition to stepping up its monitoring efforts and building international partnerships, NASA is looking at developing technologies to divert an object that may be on a collision course with Earth.
"The odds of a near-Earth object strike causing massive casualties and destruction of infrastructure
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Why bother. ETs will shoot it down again no prob.
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Hmm. That article is worded interestingly.


Why would he say "But if it's coming in three weeks, pray."

What would the 4th or 5th week make a difference?

Do you think they'd call in evacuations if they knew 4 or 5 weeks in advance? Would they be that crazy enough to do that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3937774


Perhaps "Butifit" is the name of an asteroid

As in "Butifit is coming in three weeks, pray."

Just for thought. They can tell us things without really telling us anything.
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Vector, Victor?
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Roger, roger.
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Youuu may not have clearance, Clarence.
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[link to news.yahoo.com]

On average, objects of that size are estimated to hit Earth about once every 1,000 years.
"From the information we have, we don't know of an asteroid that will threaten the population of the United States," Bolden said. "But if it's coming in three weeks, pray."
In addition to stepping up its monitoring efforts and building international partnerships, NASA is looking at developing technologies to divert an object that may be on a collision course with Earth.
"The odds of a near-Earth object strike causing massive casualties and destruction of infrastructure
 Quoting: to lazy to log in 31982657


For what it's worth:

There is a person on the internet who claims to receive messages from Jesus.

In some of the messages (dated from between December and January), there are prophecies for the near future.

They have been coming true so far!

The first, given shortly before Christmas, was that Pope Benedict 16 (and according to the Jesus of these messages, he is a holy man who has been relently attacked and slandered by satan) will be ousted out of the Vatican by the cardinals who are Masonic/trying to destroy the Church.

Next, according to the prophecy, the cardinals will elect a pontiff who has the appearance of humility but is a wolf i sheep's clothing. (According to Jesus here, Benedict His holy servant was the last real pope.)

This was all posted online in December -- months before Benedict announced his resignation. (And remember that weird he made during his last public speech, about the "disarrayed face" of the Vatican?)

The next part of the prophecy states that there will be a collision of two asteroids in the sky in the near future, causing a large cross of fire to appear across the firmament for three days, upon which time all on earth will know that God is real and the day of Judgment is near.

Jesus will then return to cleanse his Holy Church and offer his last Mercu to the souls of the world before the Judgment of the Father.

I didn't bookmark the link to it. I'll try to find it and post it.
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eh - ok. they´re saying an asteroid is maybe making an impact in 2-3 weeks ?

and did not even tell its name ?

where did this thing all of a sudden come from?
 Quoting: phoenixe

Charles Bolden said IF an asteroid were discovered that would impact within 3 weeks there's nothing anybody can do about it.

Which is true.
The only way to make an asteroid already that close miss us is to go there and give it a big nudge.
And the longer you wait the bigger the nudge would have to be.
Nobody has the capability to do that on short notice.

If such a asteroid is discovered a few years ahead of time it will only need a little nudge and you have more time to get it done.
IOW, to reduce the risk we should spend more resources in finding these asteroids.
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So crazy fast thread saying NASA knows a meteor is going to strike u.s. now msm insinuating the same may happen in three weeks. One thing is in common; something is headed this way. Who knows what, who knows whn, but something, is going to show up.
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Looks like they are after funding.
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I find it weird how weather.com has this whole thing about asteroids destroying life on earth
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If you fear death then you have failed at life.
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I'm praying it hits NASA... hiding
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If you fear death then you have failed at life.
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...one of my favorite sayings hf
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Think I should cover my plants?
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""From the information we have, we don't know of an asteroid that will threaten the population of the United States," Bolden said. "But if it's coming in three weeks, pray.""

Did you people EVEN READ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!

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[link to news.yahoo.com]

On average, objects of that size are estimated to hit Earth about once every 1,000 years.
"From the information we have, we don't know of an asteroid that will threaten the population of the United States," Bolden said. "But if it's coming in three weeks, pray."
In addition to stepping up its monitoring efforts and building international partnerships, NASA is looking at developing technologies to divert an object that may be on a collision course with Earth.
"The odds of a near-Earth object strike causing massive casualties and destruction of infrastructure
 Quoting: to lazy to log in 31982657



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flowas A REAL prophet. Proving to be right all along
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sorry but nothings going to happen. amateur astronomers should be able to see the asteroid by now.

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Yes, I was shown a chance of this happening.


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Hmm, Lyndon LaRouche was saying THE SAME THING in a video I featured on Free Planet this morning.

[link to mikephilbin.blogspot.co.uk]

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A weather girl a few weeks ago on FOX news, Janice Dean was talking about the meteor in Russia and she was doing pretty good with her facts until one of the hosts asked her what can we do about it if we knew one would hit us, and she made the ridiculous claim that NASA could shoot it down, and had ways to stop it.

I didn't let it slide and hammered her on Twitter so maybe she now has a clue how unprepared we are.

When the majority of asteroids are discovered after they pass earth doom is inevitable.
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That's bullshit. The US and any other super power should and would be able to see incoming objects from space.
What happens when a missle is launched?. Are they not able to track that via radar and other measuring devices?.
Maybe that is the truth. They really don't have any way of detecting incoming missles or objects even though they said they do.
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bsflagbsflag

putin

Look at the sideways moon in our northern hemisphere instead.




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Maybe 3 weeks = 3 days...


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it makes me think something really weird is going on.
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That's bullshit. The US and any other super power should and would be able to see incoming objects from space.
What happens when a missle is launched?. Are they not able to track that via radar and other measuring devices?.
Maybe that is the truth. They really don't have any way of detecting incoming missles or objects even though they said they do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19131216


NASA can't even detect asteroids in our own orbit. Those are some of the hardest ones to detect. The Russian meteorite was one of these asteroids and we had no idea.

The sun blocks us from seeing these asteroids.
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It's pretty obvious what was being said. If an asteroid was found today that was on a path to hit earth in three weeks, we would need to start praying as there is no chance we could stop it.
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It's pretty obvious what was being said. If an asteroid was found today that was on a path to hit earth in three weeks, we would need to start praying as there is no chance we could stop it.
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So then what that would mean, is if it was over three weeks, let's say 10 weeks, we could stop it? With what? How?

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