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Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck shaves the beard:

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Heed the warning or endure the mourning
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screamdynamite::abomb:ahhhexplosion:
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03/19/2013 09:57 PM
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holy shit, thats one ugly mofo. thats like keith richards ugly right there.
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time to bring in the tomato plants!ahhh
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03/19/2013 09:58 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Code 3 and Code Red, it is on like Donkey Kong!

Seriously, he looked better with it.
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holy shit, thats one ugly mofo. thats like keith richards ugly right there.
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gotta agree.. shoulda left beard chuck

Last Edited by AtsuiPanda on 03/19/2013 09:58 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he had to for his plastic surgery and laser resurfacing.

think Im lying, nope.

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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he just splashes warm water on his face and all of the bristles curl up and die from fear
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy shit, thats one ugly mofo. thats like keith richards ugly right there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35681620

gotta agree.. shoulda left beard chuck
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and hes growing a nice pair of man boobs to boot
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03/19/2013 10:04 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so this is what he'd look like
if I had a great grandpa ??
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03/19/2013 10:06 PM

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get to the bunkers!

he looks like another celebrity now but I'm so bad with names I can't think of who it is...

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you it will only take him 48 hours to grow it back to its former glory!

lmao

Last Edited by ANHEDONIC on 03/19/2013 10:07 PM

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From what I hear the beard had to ask chuck permission to leave
Heed the warning or endure the mourning
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03/19/2013 10:25 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did not think there was a blade sharp enough to cut his beard.
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03/19/2013 10:27 PM
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Chuck Norris has shaved off his beard… here’s 6 things he’s now afraid of

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03/19/2013 10:31 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get to the bunkers!

he looks like another celebrity now but I'm so bad with names I can't think of who it is...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Tim Allen
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quick, he´s transforming into a Danny Bonaduce, someone help this man!!
And Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep....
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03/19/2013 10:41 PM

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You can bet it is a new fighting technique!
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He once again proved that he could do the impossible - Chuck Norris' beard is the strongest material in existence...so only Chuck Norris could have possibly shaved it off...anyone else would've been killed the nanosecond they thought of shaving it off.

Evidently, he also cut off his third fist.


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03/19/2013 10:42 PM
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God need it to make another planet.
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama wishes he could grow a beard like Norris.
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03/19/2013 10:45 PM
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Chuck Norris shaving his beard is like Samson losing his hair. It was the source of his power..My God..Chuck Norris has lost his super powers!
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps it is a sign of strength to shave one's beard?

The only possible conclusion.
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Thread: Going to the bookstore. Recommend any good books?
MarkoPolio
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03/19/2013 10:46 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He now looks like one of the people from the Faces of Meth videos
JUST HERE

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03/19/2013 10:56 PM
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holy shit, thats one ugly mofo. thats like keith richards ugly right there.
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omg ^this
:glp sign:
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03/19/2013 11:00 PM

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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get to the bunkers!

he looks like another celebrity now but I'm so bad with names I can't think of who it is...
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Tim Allen
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I'm thinking of this lesser known actor... I remember him playing a military general in past movie(s). He's got blond hair and large eyes. Probably in his late 40's early 50's... Can't remember the movie names he was in so I can't think of the name...

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Re: Chuck Norris shaves his beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought there was supposed to be another fist under his beard

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