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Cyprus banks may never open again

 
Useless Cookie Eater

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better russian than the revived Roman Empire. ICELAND is the model. and whats 13 bill bailout? pocket change, esp to the mafia who blows up that amount every 48 hrs bombing folks in Syria, Iraq & Afghanistan
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I think you havent learned history in school - Answer yourslef a simple question would you be rather (if you had the choice) be under Russian authority or the "germano'european zone " authority.
I thought so.Why dont you move to russia my friend and leave US.....

I agree Icleand is a fantastic model nowadays and proves that yes we can make it without eurozone...

However Cypriots are and always were (sorry for that my cypriot friends) narrow minded....were always building their funds on money coming from other countries.In th 80-90 mostly Arab countries invested in Cyprus after that other mixes and in 93 and upwards Russians.
This island lives mostly from tourism (doesnt have its own nature sources apart from fruits and what else which is not enough for the country to function)and unfortunately they dont have anything special to offer more than their weather.

Now not for a reason cyprus is "tax haven", that is why many offshoare companies are opened in Cyprus.Russian companies,german companies etc.....
So if you wanne know in other words all "the unknown source money" we dont want to tax is kept in Cyprus banks...right.
Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????

Cyprus signed a pact with the devil and now we will only watch it burn in hell.
So sorry Cyprus if you think youre better of with the Russians then good luckhf
 Quoting: Fosyna


You wrote....

"Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????"


ANSWER....
....because Putin and all his corrupt KGB buddies who got rich via corrupt means when the Iron Curtain fell,
are not going to tolerate having their blood money taken by Germans of all people.....or the EU.

They are THE RUSSIAN MOB.
You think mafia is going to just sit and watch their money disappear into German banks?
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03/20/2013 06:40 AM
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"Germany's finance minister has warned Cyprus that its crisis-stricken banks may never be able to reopen if it rejects the terms of a bailout."

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That's just the reality. I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
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again, NOT THE FUCKING POINT
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03/20/2013 06:43 AM
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"Germany's finance minister has warned Cyprus that its crisis-stricken banks may never be able to reopen if it rejects the terms of a bailout."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14524586


That's just the reality. I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33724411

again, NOT THE FUCKING POINT
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I don't care about your point.
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03/20/2013 06:44 AM
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better russian than the revived Roman Empire. ICELAND is the model. and whats 13 bill bailout? pocket change, esp to the mafia who blows up that amount every 48 hrs bombing folks in Syria, Iraq & Afghanistan
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29938024


Russia is essentially the cultural inheritor of the Byzantine, or Eastern Roman, Empire.
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There is no 'Russia" its a profit center and a front for Izzies.org
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"Germany's finance minister has warned Cyprus that its crisis-stricken banks may never be able to reopen if it rejects the terms of a bailout."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14524586


That's just the reality. I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33724411

again, NOT THE FUCKING POINT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34765812


I don't care about your point.
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neenerchuckle GLP effect
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Banks not reopening is a 100% tax for depositors no?
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those fucking nazis want to buy Europe one piece at a time
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its not the nazis, its the jesuit fucks, the germans are not at fault, blame the fucking church priest of the vatican for it
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Banks not reopening is a 100% tax for depositors no?
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It would amount to Iceland ver 2.0
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"Germany's finance minister has warned Cyprus that its crisis-stricken banks may never be able to reopen if it rejects the terms of a bailout."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14524586


That's just the reality. I don't see anything wrong with that statement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33724411

again, NOT THE FUCKING POINT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34765812


I don't care about your point.
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not MY point

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03/20/2013 07:14 AM
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the world situation is careening out of control, and nothing can stop it.
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In terms of banking I wish you were right. However, I just dont see it. Its been days and nothing significant appears to be developing except for the banks of Cyprus.
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03/20/2013 07:16 AM
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"but now the country faces a tough reality."

[link to www.cyprusexpat.co.uk]
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A better life can sometimes be a tougher life.
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03/20/2013 07:17 AM
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better russian than the revived Roman Empire. ICELAND is the model. and whats 13 bill bailout? pocket change, esp to the mafia who blows up that amount every 48 hrs bombing folks in Syria, Iraq & Afghanistan
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29938024





I think you havent learned history in school - Answer yourslef a simple question would you be rather (if you had the choice) be under Russian authority or the "germano'european zone " authority.
I thought so.Why dont you move to russia my friend and leave US.....

I agree Icleand is a fantastic model nowadays and proves that yes we can make it without eurozone...

However Cypriots are and always were (sorry for that my cypriot friends) narrow minded....were always building their funds on money coming from other countries.In th 80-90 mostly Arab countries invested in Cyprus after that other mixes and in 93 and upwards Russians.
This island lives mostly from tourism (doesnt have its own nature sources apart from fruits and what else which is not enough for the country to function)and unfortunately they dont have anything special to offer more than their weather.

Now not for a reason cyprus is "tax haven", that is why many offshoare companies are opened in Cyprus.Russian companies,german companies etc.....
So if you wanne know in other words all "the unknown source money" we dont want to tax is kept in Cyprus banks...right.
Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????

Cyprus signed a pact with the devil and now we will only watch it burn in hell.
So sorry Cyprus if you think youre better of with the Russians then good luckhf
 Quoting: Fosyna


^^ THIS ^^

probably the only response on GLP on the Cyprus matter that makes sense
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03/20/2013 07:18 AM

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the world situation is careening out of control, and nothing can stop it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36122223


In terms of banking I wish you were right. However, I just dont see it. Its been days and nothing significant appears to be developing except for the banks of Cyprus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


It's not totally out of control...or "careening"....but it is festering and growing.

National planning Cyprus-style solution for New Zealand
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Argentina Makes Grab for Pensions Amid Crisis
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03/20/2013 07:19 AM
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The Russians will cover them.
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better russian than the revived Roman Empire. ICELAND is the model. and whats 13 bill bailout? pocket change, esp to the mafia who blows up that amount every 48 hrs bombing folks in Syria, Iraq & Afghanistan
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29938024





I think you havent learned history in school - Answer yourslef a simple question would you be rather (if you had the choice) be under Russian authority or the "germano'european zone " authority.
I thought so.Why dont you move to russia my friend and leave US.....

I agree Icleand is a fantastic model nowadays and proves that yes we can make it without eurozone...

However Cypriots are and always were (sorry for that my cypriot friends) narrow minded....were always building their funds on money coming from other countries.In th 80-90 mostly Arab countries invested in Cyprus after that other mixes and in 93 and upwards Russians.
This island lives mostly from tourism (doesnt have its own nature sources apart from fruits and what else which is not enough for the country to function)and unfortunately they dont have anything special to offer more than their weather.

Now not for a reason cyprus is "tax haven", that is why many offshoare companies are opened in Cyprus.Russian companies,german companies etc.....
So if you wanne know in other words all "the unknown source money" we dont want to tax is kept in Cyprus banks...right.
Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????

Cyprus signed a pact with the devil and now we will only watch it burn in hell.
So sorry Cyprus if you think youre better of with the Russians then good luckhf
 Quoting: Fosyna


You wrote....

"Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????"


ANSWER....
....because Putin and all his corrupt KGB buddies who got rich via corrupt means when the Iron Curtain fell,
are not going to tolerate having their blood money taken by Germans of all people.....or the EU.

They are THE RUSSIAN MOB.
You think mafia is going to just sit and watch their money disappear into German banks?
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


so now Cypriot politicians think it would be a better idea to go run into the arms of these Russians. well that would be a smart move...
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03/20/2013 07:31 AM
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Spin this shit all you want, it's not going to make a difference ....

fatlady

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Ave Maria, as in

All Hail the Return of Truth.




OK now, continue with the mind games, bitches ........
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03/20/2013 07:34 AM
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the world situation is careening out of control, and nothing can stop it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36122223


In terms of banking I wish you were right. However, I just dont see it. Its been days and nothing significant appears to be developing except for the banks of Cyprus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3960495


thats because everyone concerned is holding their breath and desperately trying to keep the plates spinning. no deals done. the banks are closed. the MSM has gone right off the boil with this, got 'bored' and moved on for now

everythings fine banana2
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better russian than the revived Roman Empire. ICELAND is the model. and whats 13 bill bailout? pocket change, esp to the mafia who blows up that amount every 48 hrs bombing folks in Syria, Iraq & Afghanistan
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29938024





I think you havent learned history in school - Answer yourslef a simple question would you be rather (if you had the choice) be under Russian authority or the "germano'european zone " authority.
I thought so.Why dont you move to russia my friend and leave US.....

I agree Icleand is a fantastic model nowadays and proves that yes we can make it without eurozone...

However Cypriots are and always were (sorry for that my cypriot friends) narrow minded....were always building their funds on money coming from other countries.In th 80-90 mostly Arab countries invested in Cyprus after that other mixes and in 93 and upwards Russians.
This island lives mostly from tourism (doesnt have its own nature sources apart from fruits and what else which is not enough for the country to function)and unfortunately they dont have anything special to offer more than their weather.

Now not for a reason cyprus is "tax haven", that is why many offshoare companies are opened in Cyprus.Russian companies,german companies etc.....
So if you wanne know in other words all "the unknown source money" we dont want to tax is kept in Cyprus banks...right.
Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????

Cyprus signed a pact with the devil and now we will only watch it burn in hell.
So sorry Cyprus if you think youre better of with the Russians then good luckhf
 Quoting: Fosyna


You wrote....

"Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????"


ANSWER....
....because Putin and all his corrupt KGB buddies who got rich via corrupt means when the Iron Curtain fell,
are not going to tolerate having their blood money taken by Germans of all people.....or the EU.

They are THE RUSSIAN MOB.
You think mafia is going to just sit and watch their money disappear into German banks?
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


so now Cypriot politicians think it would be a better idea to go run into the arms of these Russians. well that would be a smart move...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18612185


Yep.
How do you think Cypriot politicians are getting rich?
RUSSIAN MOB MONEY via their front company and monopoly GASPROM.

Russia: Gazprom -- A Troubled Giant

"Gazprom owns the entire gas-pipeline infrastructure in Russia -- all 144,000 kilometers, along with the compressing stations. Not only is the company the largest producer of gas in Russia, it also controls the sole means of getting gas to domestic and export markets."
[link to www.rferl.org]
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those fucking nazis want to buy Europe one piece at a time
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it is time t get rid of germany. Sent Putin to leave burning ground there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36321558


FU Spanish tard.
and btw how is your unemployment rate holding up???

HAHAHAHAHAHA
POS spainish turds.
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03/20/2013 07:42 AM
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Rioters tear through front of cyprus bank with sledgehammers!

Banker hanging from lamp post!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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03/20/2013 07:51 AM
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I think you havent learned history in school - Answer yourslef a simple question would you be rather (if you had the choice) be under Russian authority or the "germano'european zone " authority.
I thought so.Why dont you move to russia my friend and leave US.....

I agree Icleand is a fantastic model nowadays and proves that yes we can make it without eurozone...

However Cypriots are and always were (sorry for that my cypriot friends) narrow minded....were always building their funds on money coming from other countries.In th 80-90 mostly Arab countries invested in Cyprus after that other mixes and in 93 and upwards Russians.
This island lives mostly from tourism (doesnt have its own nature sources apart from fruits and what else which is not enough for the country to function)and unfortunately they dont have anything special to offer more than their weather.

Now not for a reason cyprus is "tax haven", that is why many offshoare companies are opened in Cyprus.Russian companies,german companies etc.....
So if you wanne know in other words all "the unknown source money" we dont want to tax is kept in Cyprus banks...right.
Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????

Cyprus signed a pact with the devil and now we will only watch it burn in hell.
So sorry Cyprus if you think youre better of with the Russians then good luckhf
 Quoting: Fosyna


You wrote....

"Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????"


ANSWER....
....because Putin and all his corrupt KGB buddies who got rich via corrupt means when the Iron Curtain fell,
are not going to tolerate having their blood money taken by Germans of all people.....or the EU.

They are THE RUSSIAN MOB.
You think mafia is going to just sit and watch their money disappear into German banks?
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


so now Cypriot politicians think it would be a better idea to go run into the arms of these Russians. well that would be a smart move...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18612185


Yep.
How do you think Cypriot politicians are getting rich?
RUSSIAN MOB MONEY via their front company and monopoly GASPROM.

Russia: Gazprom -- A Troubled Giant

"Gazprom owns the entire gas-pipeline infrastructure in Russia -- all 144,000 kilometers, along with the compressing stations. Not only is the company the largest producer of gas in Russia, it also controls the sole means of getting gas to domestic and export markets."
[link to www.rferl.org]
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


yea I didn't really have any illusions about the ways of politicians there making their money, but this would probably work out even worse for the average people there on the long run...
let's assume they sell the concession rights of gas production to Gazprom. this might seem as a good deal, having money for a couple years, but the profit won't stay in the Cypriots pockets
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You wrote....

"Why doesnt the goverment leave the poor Cypriots out of the business and just tax all the "offshoare companies bank accounts" to pay?????"


ANSWER....
....because Putin and all his corrupt KGB buddies who got rich via corrupt means when the Iron Curtain fell,
are not going to tolerate having their blood money taken by Germans of all people.....or the EU.

They are THE RUSSIAN MOB.
You think mafia is going to just sit and watch their money disappear into German banks?
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


so now Cypriot politicians think it would be a better idea to go run into the arms of these Russians. well that would be a smart move...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18612185


Yep.
How do you think Cypriot politicians are getting rich?
RUSSIAN MOB MONEY via their front company and monopoly GASPROM.

Russia: Gazprom -- A Troubled Giant

"Gazprom owns the entire gas-pipeline infrastructure in Russia -- all 144,000 kilometers, along with the compressing stations. Not only is the company the largest producer of gas in Russia, it also controls the sole means of getting gas to domestic and export markets."
[link to www.rferl.org]
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


yea I didn't really have any illusions about the ways of politicians there making their money, but this would probably work out even worse for the average people there on the long run...
let's assume they sell the concession rights of gas production to Gazprom. this might seem as a good deal, having money for a couple years, but the profit won't stay in the Cypriots pockets
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18612185


True.
Corrupt politicians, much like in the USA, will see to that for sure.
It will be taxed, fee'd, and regulated out of thier hands in one way or another.
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We need to have one big world make up sex orgy. Then everyone will get along

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on RT news... cyprus finance minister in moscow, meanwhile back at camp the cypriot govt (no doubt with the EU heavies breathing over them) are considering raiding pension funds

like in argentina, and like when gordon brown did it here


i can see that going down well
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03/20/2013 08:15 AM
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People in Cyprus are just enjoying themselves. No doom.

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[link to godlikeproductions.com]
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Holy crap! going from 10% to 100% reamed for some!
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A while ago a Cypriot economist said on a local TV station (MEGA Cyprus) that "plan B" is banks opening in Tuesday with... Cypriot Pound.

5a

Boy, oh boy, I'll lmao the moment our political TWATS announce the return to the DRACHMA!
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A while ago a Cypriot economist said on a local TV station (MEGA Cyprus) that "plan B" is banks opening in Tuesday with... Cypriot Pound.

5a

Boy, oh boy, I'll lmao the moment our political TWATS announce the return to the DRACHMA!
 Quoting: An Ordinary Greek 36232885


What else should happen in the end? This is the only solution for your economy. As long your country uses the Euro, it wont have a chance to recover...
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ya know what? numbers dont actually matter

GERMANY STILL DOESNT FUCKING OWN THE WORLD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34765812


Wow, you think WE want to control the world?
As far as I know it has been the British, who created a huge empire, a quarter of the earth's total land area. It was you who exploited hundreds of millions in your colonies and treated them as sub-humans, only for your own profit. So please don't think Germany is the only evil country. Every nation has some blood on its hands.

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