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I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.

 
feltonunc2
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I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
ASK.
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
If you're Jesus then I'm an ass clown
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If you're Jesus then I'm an ass clown
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Jesus, what are you doing here in the U.S. Shouldn't you be in Mexico? Probably here illegally too...
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
What do you think about all the other "Jesus Christs" and "Gods" who post to this site?
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If you're Jesus then I'm an ass clown
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Jesus, what are you doing here in the U.S. Shouldn't you be in Mexico? Probably here illegally too...
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Jesus as in hay-soos
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
What do you think about all the other "Jesus Christs" and "Gods" who post to this site?
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I think they are full of shit.
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Yeah...?

You and about 200 other GLPer's.

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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Jesus has a full beard, not a dirty upper lip.
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Yeah...?

You and about 200 other GLPer's.

pigchef
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laugh cruise
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
rolleyes

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Jesus Christ is Satan.

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If you can logically overcome that accusation, then surely you are Christ.

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1dunno1 So can you?

Can you empirically prove that Jesus Christ is not Satan?

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I can...
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
rolleyes

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Jesus Christ is Satan.

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If you can logically overcome that accusation, then surely you are Christ.

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1dunno1 So can you?

Can you empirically prove that Jesus Christ is not Satan?

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I can...
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


wtf
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wtf
 Quoting: feltonunc2


rolleyes

Well I suppose I have my answer.... burnit
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rolleyes

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Jesus Christ is Satan.

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If you can logically overcome that accusation, then surely you are Christ.

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1dunno1 So can you?

Can you empirically prove that Jesus Christ is not Satan?

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I can...
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


[link to images.wikia.com]

how many souls will this one make?
a dream is a letter, open it.
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a dream is a letter, open it.
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i am pretty hungry..

smile
a dream is a letter, open it.
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I've lost count

Truly

lmao




[link to youtu.be]
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
just throwing random numbers, lets call this one 33..

99 here we come..

imma be the coolest blade in town..

[link to 2.bp.blogspot.com]
a dream is a letter, open it.
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
I'm sending Lisa*Lisa to hell for the fuck of it.

cruisecruisecruise
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I'm sending Lisa*Lisa to hell for the fuck of it.

cruisecruisecruise
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hey, why you looking away..

yur soul will break my fast..

devil6
a dream is a letter, open it.
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just throwing random numbers, lets call this one 33..

99 here we come..

imma be the coolest blade in town..

[link to 2.bp.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: asiah


metooSE

MakaWitchHunt
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
I'm just joking Lisa.
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If you're Jesus, then you'll for sure be able to answer this question.

If Adam and Even are the first people on Earth made by God, (your Father), Why do they have belly buttons?




hiding
I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

I'd rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6.
asiah

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lol, why was adam scared when god was gonna kick him out.. who was 'they' that god marked adam and eve to save them from..
a dream is a letter, open it.
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[link to youtu.be]
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you need salt amigo..

*chews soul

Last Edited by asiah on 03/21/2013 03:21 AM
a dream is a letter, open it.
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Cause I'm Jesus Christ, yes I'm the real Christ
All you other Jesus Christ's are just imitating
So won't the real Jesus please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Fuck it...

bonghit

I'm Jesus too!

We're Jesus now!

Everyone has just been Jesusfied!

chorus

pope2

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Jk...

I hate Jesus.

charlie
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Cause I'm Jesus Christ, yes I'm the real Christ
All you other Jesus Christ's are just imitating
So won't the real Jesus please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36309230


Lol... Good one buddy.
feltonunc2 (OP)

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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
Fuck it...

bonghit

I'm Jesus too!

We're Jesus now!

Everyone has just been Jesusfied!

chorus

pope2

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Jk...

I hate Jesus.

charlie
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Why do you hate me?
asiah

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Fuck it...

bonghit

I'm Jesus too!

We're Jesus now!

Everyone has just been Jesusfied!

chorus

pope2

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Jk...

I hate Jesus.

charlie
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thats the spirit jesus really loves.

ironic aint it.. (not a question)
a dream is a letter, open it.
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Re: I'm Jesus Christ, ask me a question.
dear jesus i have question im an 53 years retard old man and i falling in love with 6 years old hot baby , is that right or wrong if i propose her to marry me ?

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