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Thanks to all the Christians on here!

 
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Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Just wanted to say thanks to the army of Christians on here that are always trying to help the people who are sick, discouraged, and on the verge of getting sucked into Hell by the alien/demons.
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A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Just wanted to say thanks to the army of Christians on here that are always trying to help the people who are sick, discouraged, and on the verge of getting sucked into Hell by the alien/demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32300303


You have posted your statement in the wrong forum. The Christians at GLP do nothing but:
-- have Bible verse wars
-- tell non-believers we are going to hell
-- verbally masturbate each other with praises


Christians at GLP are just a big circle jerk of dogma.
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Also thanks to the christtards, without you this site wouldn't be such fun!

hf
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Just wanted to say thanks to the army of Christians on here that are always trying to help the people who are sick, discouraged, and on the verge of getting sucked into Hell by the alien/demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32300303


You have posted your statement in the wrong forum. The Christians at GLP do nothing but:
-- have Bible verse wars
-- tell non-believers we are going to hell
-- verbally masturbate each other with praises


Christians at GLP are just a big circle jerk of dogma.
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Wrong, there are many Christians here who silently pray for those asking for prayers, and praying for others who are in need of protection.

Not all Christians are zealots, some are here to pray that God's prevenient grace touches everyone.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Also thanks to the christtards, without you this site wouldn't be such fun!

hf
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And the more they spend their time babbling their fairy tales here, the less often I have to run them off my porch.

But then, I kind of miss that - old toothless naked hippy with a shotgun opening the door gives priceless results and laughs for hours!
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Thank you OP and may God protect and guide you and yours.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Just wanted to say thanks to the army of Christians on here that are always trying to help the people who are sick, discouraged, and on the verge of getting sucked into Hell by the alien/demons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32300303


hello OP you are a christard moranius

there is no hell

and no devil

and no bible god

and no need for salvation

and even if there was your god is evil and should not be worshipped

for instance this is what your "holy" bible says:

[link to bible.cc]

New International Version (©2011)
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

New Living Translation (©2007)
Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

English Standard Version (©2001)
Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock.

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Holman Christian Standard Bible (©2009)
Happy is he who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rocks.

International Standard Version (©2012)
How blessed will be the one who seizes your young children and pulverizes them against the cliff!

NET Bible (©2006)
How blessed will be the one who grabs your babies and smashes them on a rock!

Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
Blessed is he who will seize your infants and will dash the rocks!

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones.

American King James Version
Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones.

American Standard Version
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones Against the rock.

Douay-Rheims Bible
Blessed be he that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock.

Darby Bible Translation
Happy he that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the rock.

English Revised Version
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the rock.

Webster's Bible Translation
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

World English Bible
Happy shall he be, who takes and dashes your little ones against the rock. By David.

Young's Literal Translation
O the happiness of him who doth seize, And hath dashed thy sucklings on the rock!
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and praying for others who are in need of protection.
 Quoting: hapless moran


That's just arrogant, that a mindless parroting drone can offer a prayer and another human is protected.

God's prevenient grace
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Grace? From an entity that kills children for as many eons as you idiots believe in the Bible? Paleeeese.
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and praying for others who are in need of protection.
 Quoting: hapless moran


That's just arrogant, that a mindless parroting drone can offer a prayer and another human is protected.

God's prevenient grace
 Quoting: hapless moran


Grace? From an entity that kills children for as many eons as you idiots believe in the Bible? Paleeeese.
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Be still.
free your inner baboon.
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Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you
Broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

Oh so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you
Pray to your Christ, to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray, never break
Never---choke on a lie
Even though he's the one who did this to you
You never thought to question why

Not like you killed someone
It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to Jesus Christ
As if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you
Did it all for you
He did it all for you
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
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God died for you.
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Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
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You're angry are you sure you don't need Christ?
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Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
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God died for you.
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God's immortal!
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jesus was an alien
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jesus was an alien
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Contrary to popular belief he also had Chinese features.
hapless moran

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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
User ID: 36555019, what's the source of your anger? Who wounded you? Aren't you tired of carrying this anger around? You can be free. There is a LOVE that is waiting to meet you in your woundedness.

The key is the lock of your cell. You can walk into the light anytime you want. The debt is paid.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
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God died for you.
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God's immortal!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20766343


Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."

Matthew 19:26
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Fuck off.
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God died for you.
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God's immortal!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20766343


Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."

Matthew 19:26
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36514864


OK
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Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36555019


You're angry are you sure you don't need Christ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20766343


I don't need Christianity, and I will defame it for all my days.
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Thanks to the Lord hf!
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
User ID: 36555019, what's the source of your anger? Who wounded you? Aren't you tired of carrying this anger around? You can be free. There is a LOVE that is waiting to meet you in your woundedness.

The key is the lock of your cell. You can walk into the light anytime you want. The debt is paid.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Christianity "wounded" me, for much of my life. And still haunts me via my family, of which I have finally severed all contact with just 2 months ago. The love I require, and gain, did not ever nor will ever come from your retarded religion. My cell was unlocked when I departed your dogmatic cult.

Perhaps from hereon out, you could talk normal instead of stupid little cliche's, nothing worse than a melodramatic Chrisitian.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
User ID: 36555019, what's the source of your anger? Who wounded you? Aren't you tired of carrying this anger around? You can be free. There is a LOVE that is waiting to meet you in your woundedness.

The key is the lock of your cell. You can walk into the light anytime you want. The debt is paid.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Christianity "wounded" me, for much of my life. And still haunts me via my family, of which I have finally severed all contact with just 2 months ago. The love I require, and gain, did not ever nor will ever come from your retarded religion. My cell was unlocked when I departed your dogmatic cult.

Perhaps from hereon out, you could talk normal instead of stupid little cliche's, nothing worse than a melodramatic Chrisitian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36555019


OK,yeah, you're right. As Bob said, you go your way, I'll go mine.

I'm praying for you.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
User ID: 36555019, what's the source of your anger? Who wounded you? Aren't you tired of carrying this anger around? You can be free. There is a LOVE that is waiting to meet you in your woundedness.

The key is the lock of your cell. You can walk into the light anytime you want. The debt is paid.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Christianity "wounded" me, for much of my life. And still haunts me via my family, of which I have finally severed all contact with just 2 months ago. The love I require, and gain, did not ever nor will ever come from your retarded religion. My cell was unlocked when I departed your dogmatic cult.

Perhaps from hereon out, you could talk normal instead of stupid little cliche's, nothing worse than a melodramatic Chrisitian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36555019


You're wrong in so many ways. Christ and family are important.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
Be still.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Fuck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36555019


God died for you.
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God's immortal!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20766343


GOD is eternally alive.

THe Son of Man, the Son of GOD, was mortal. He died. His GOD resurrected him back into being alive again, more now than merely immortal which can still be killed, but rather now, living for evermore to never die again. Son of Man and Son of GOD, is not GOD.
hapless moran

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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
User ID: 36555019, what's the source of your anger? Who wounded you? Aren't you tired of carrying this anger around? You can be free. There is a LOVE that is waiting to meet you in your woundedness.

The key is the lock of your cell. You can walk into the light anytime you want. The debt is paid.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Christianity "wounded" me, for much of my life. And still haunts me via my family, of which I have finally severed all contact with just 2 months ago. The love I require, and gain, did not ever nor will ever come from your retarded religion. My cell was unlocked when I departed your dogmatic cult.

Perhaps from hereon out, you could talk normal instead of stupid little cliche's, nothing worse than a melodramatic Chrisitian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36555019


You're wrong in so many ways. Christ and family are important.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36514864


This soul is too hurt at the moment to feel the love, just pray that God's grace touches the heart.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: Thanks to all the Christians on here!
User ID: 36555019, what's the source of your anger? Who wounded you? Aren't you tired of carrying this anger around? You can be free. There is a LOVE that is waiting to meet you in your woundedness.

The key is the lock of your cell. You can walk into the light anytime you want. The debt is paid.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Christianity "wounded" me, for much of my life. And still haunts me via my family, of which I have finally severed all contact with just 2 months ago. The love I require, and gain, did not ever nor will ever come from your retarded religion. My cell was unlocked when I departed your dogmatic cult.

Perhaps from hereon out, you could talk normal instead of stupid little cliche's, nothing worse than a melodramatic Chrisitian.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36555019


You're wrong in so many ways. Christ and family are important.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36514864


This soul is too hurt at the moment to feel the love, just pray that God's grace touches the heart.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Agreed. But the truth never hurts really.

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