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Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,

 
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Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,

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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Tell me your church isn't still in denial.
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
There are some people around my college who come in a few days a week carrying signs that say "Evolution is the lie. Jesus is the truth!"

And then there's you. Many times I'll come on GLP and see one of your threads trying to disprove evolution.

Anyway, my question to you would be this: Why is religion and evolution mutually exclusive? Isn't it possible that your God designed (read: intelligent design) organisms to adapt and evolve?

The religious try to prove God exists by disproving evolution, and the non-religious try to prove God doesn't by proving it, and I'm stumped why people think one is dependent on the other.
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
DGN, you've got some mad hate in you, homie.

Jesus would not approve.


In regard to your subject matter of choice:

The flu. That is my answer, and you lose.
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
DGN stands for:

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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Has anyone checked out his karma comments???

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Before I used to spew hate at this clown. Now I realise that I do not have to as the hate is well and truly established..
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
DGN stands for:

Darwin's
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Awww, so cute.
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
You do realise he's dead don't you?
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
There are some people around my college who come in a few days a week carrying signs that say "Evolution is the lie. Jesus is the truth!"

And then there's you. Many times I'll come on GLP and see one of your threads trying to disprove evolution.

Anyway, my question to you would be this: Why is religion and evolution mutually exclusive? Isn't it possible that your God designed (read: intelligent design) organisms to adapt and evolve?

The religious try to prove God exists by disproving evolution, and the non-religious try to prove God doesn't by proving it, and I'm stumped why people think one is dependent on the other.
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You wouldn't make a good detective then...

Divide and Conquer... Get?
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Tell me your church isn't still in denial.
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I FUCKING love this OP!! He/She is hilarious!!

It's funny to watch someone try to disprove evolution by using science that has evolved to prove evolution. DNA is the stuff that turns the switch on making people blue eyes, or diabetic, or GAY and that when parents share certain genomes, DNA turns on those genomes giving their children certain qualities or traits from both parents, thus evolving a new human with shared parental traits and features.


But most importantly, if Evolution isn't legit and God made the first man and woman, Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Tell me your church isn't still in denial.
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I FUCKING love this OP!! He/She is hilarious!!

It's funny to watch someone try to disprove evolution by using science that has evolved to prove evolution. DNA is the stuff that turns the switch on making people blue eyes, or diabetic, or GAY and that when parents share certain genomes, DNA turns on those genomes giving their children certain qualities or traits from both parents, thus evolving a new human with shared parental traits and features.


But most importantly, if Evolution isn't legit and God made the first man and woman, Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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So now there is a 'gay' gene?

putin
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Tell me your church isn't still in denial.
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I FUCKING love this OP!! He/She is hilarious!!

It's funny to watch someone try to disprove evolution by using science that has evolved to prove evolution. DNA is the stuff that turns the switch on making people blue eyes, or diabetic, or GAY and that when parents share certain genomes, DNA turns on those genomes giving their children certain qualities or traits from both parents, thus evolving a new human with shared parental traits and features.


But most importantly, if Evolution isn't legit and God made the first man and woman, Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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There are none so dumb as those that insist they are apes ... admit it your IQ is <70 no? ohno
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Tell me your church isn't still in denial.
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I FUCKING love this OP!! He/She is hilarious!!

It's funny to watch someone try to disprove evolution by using science that has evolved to prove evolution. DNA is the stuff that turns the switch on making people blue eyes, or diabetic, or GAY and that when parents share certain genomes, DNA turns on those genomes giving their children certain qualities or traits from both parents, thus evolving a new human with shared parental traits and features.


But most importantly, if Evolution isn't legit and God made the first man and woman, Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
 Quoting: Smashy76


So now there is a 'gay' gene?

putin
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1rof1 yea . apeboy still trying to justify his faggotry
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Tell me your church isn't still in denial.
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I FUCKING love this OP!! He/She is hilarious!!




But most importantly, if Evolution isn't legit and God made the first man and woman, Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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Did they? How do you know? Have you met them?
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Anyway, my question to you would be this: Why is religion and evolution mutually exclusive? Isn't it possible that your God designed (read: intelligent design) organisms to adapt and evolve?

The religious try to prove God exists by disproving evolution, and the non-religious try to prove God doesn't by proving it, and I'm stumped why people think one is dependent on the other.
 Quoting: KonspiracyKitty


Agreed. As it happens I'm not religious, but evolution and design clearly aren't mutually exclusive..
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
There are some people around my college who come in a few days a week carrying signs that say "Evolution is the lie. Jesus is the truth!"

And then there's you. Many times I'll come on GLP and see one of your threads trying to disprove evolution.

Anyway, my question to you would be this: Why is religion and evolution mutually exclusive? Isn't it possible that your God designed (read: intelligent design) organisms to adapt and evolve?

The religious try to prove God exists by disproving evolution, and the non-religious try to prove God doesn't by proving it, and I'm stumped why people think one is dependent on the other.
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Jehovah created the entire ecosystem complete from the beginning otherwise no creature would be able to reproduce and they would all have gone extinct, including vegetation.
" And God went on to say: “Let the waters under the heavens be brought together into one place and let the dry land appear.” And it came to be so. 10 And God began calling the dry land Earth, but the bringing together of the waters he called Seas. Further, God saw that [it was] good. 11 And God went on to say: “Let the earth cause grass to shoot forth, vegetation bearing seed, fruit trees yielding fruit according to their kinds, the seed of which is in it, upon the earth.” And it came to be so. 12 And the earth began to put forth grass, vegetation bearing seed according to its kind and trees yielding fruit, the seed of which is in it according to its kind. Then God saw that [it was] good. 13 And there came to be evening and there came to be morning, a third day." Ge1:9

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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Maybe it will one day be discovered that DNA is an operating system which allows creatures to respond and adapt to their environment.

In the same pond, some tadpoles morph into frogs in the summer, while others remain as tadpoles thru the winter. If it's safe to come out and jump about, they do. If there are predators around they swim away into the deeper water and wait til the next spring.

Also, isn't it amazing that morphing creatures like frogs and butterflies use the same DNA. A caterpillar grows itself a chrysalis, melts itself down to DNA soup, and rebuilds itself as a butterfly! The monarch butterfly weighs half a gram and flies over 3,000 miles from Canada to Mexico.

Creation is incredible
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
By the way, what on earth is a sy/fy Mulligan???
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
There are some people around my college who come in a few days a week carrying signs that say "Evolution is the lie. Jesus is the truth!"

And then there's you. Many times I'll come on GLP and see one of your threads trying to disprove evolution.

Anyway, my question to you would be this: Why is religion and evolution mutually exclusive? Isn't it possible that your God designed (read: intelligent design) organisms to adapt and evolve?

The religious try to prove God exists by disproving evolution, and the non-religious try to prove God doesn't by proving it, and I'm stumped why people think one is dependent on the other.
 Quoting: KonspiracyKitty


Jehovah created the entire ecosystem complete from the beginning otherwise no creature would be able to reproduce and they would all have gone extinct, including vegetation.
" And God went on to say: “Let the waters under the heavens be brought together into one place and let the dry land appear.” And it came to be so. 10 And God began calling the dry land Earth, but the bringing together of the waters he called Seas. Further, God saw that [it was] good. 11 And God went on to say: “Let the earth cause grass to shoot forth, vegetation bearing seed, fruit trees yielding fruit according to their kinds, the seed of which is in it, upon the earth.” And it came to be so. 12 And the earth began to put forth grass, vegetation bearing seed according to its kind and trees yielding fruit, the seed of which is in it according to its kind. Then God saw that [it was] good. 13 And there came to be evening and there came to be morning, a third day." Ge1:9
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You know what happened last time you said that name....
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
By the way, what on earth is a sy/fy Mulligan???
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Mulligan is a golf term, if a player hits a really bad ball the other may let him take it over. Darwin's theory of NON-intelligent design is the biggest 'science' mulligan of all time. To be fair, he made it up before DNA was discovered proving all cells are assembled according to genetic blueprints, not randomly by chance
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Still battling those inner demons aye DGN?

your "my old buddy" caught my attention...so...have you found the answers you are seeking yet? I would not appear so..

It's sad that you are suffering from so much inner dissonance. It must be physically painful at times.

It does seem that you may be coming to terms with this inner debate of yours if you two are now "buddies" playing golf together now...even if it is in your own head, we would consider that progress in your treatment.

So tell me, I'm dying to know!!

Who wins these mental golf games you now play with "your" Darwin? I'm guessing Darwin, as you are still arguing with him/yourself.

peace
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Re: Mr Darwin my old buddy.. being that DNA blueprints for life were'nt discovered until after your time, I'll give you a sy/fy Mulligan on it,
Still battling those inner demons aye DGN?

your "my old buddy" caught my attention...so...have you found the answers you are seeking yet? I would not appear so..

It's sad that you are suffering from so much inner dissonance. It must be physically painful at times.

It does seem that you may be coming to terms with this inner debate of yours if you two are now "buddies" playing golf together now...even if it is in your own head, we would consider that progress in your treatment.

So tell me, I'm dying to know!!

Who wins these mental golf games you now play with "your" Darwin? I'm guessing Darwin, as you are still arguing with him/yourself.

peace
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Pretty good reply but.... the golf ball is the evolutionists imagination darwin toys with, even though his church has never found a single half and half fossil. His theory is the mental mulligan of all time, second only to Satan telling eve she "positively will not die", and 6,000 years millions still believe him.
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