MAMA MIA!!! Video of Obama's Secret Service shapeshifter alien just hit the Italian TV.

Man I would love to see this narrated by some emotional Italian freaking out.

Must be priceless!!!

I hate this place. Why do I come here?

Any Italians here??

Carcamanos??

I kno, right?

Look, I'm no shill, but this "shape-shifting" that you claim is going on is really just a series of video compression artifacts:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Sorry to spoil the fun.

-Sad Panda

are you people seriously this dumb?

Sorry to burst your shilling bubble but there are NO compression artifacts in the original videos. Both are HD and the shapeshifting moment is still pretty much visible WITHOUT zooming it. How the fuck do you think someone noticed that in the first place???

If you don't want to be called a shill, try start sentences without using the obvious cliches, like "I'm no shill", "that's just compression artifacts", "there's nothing to see here", "there's no such thing as reptilians", blablabla.

Get some new stuff, because nobody stands this same crappy script over and over. You shills sound like a fucking broken record.

I agree with San Panda....cameras distort, especially in low light and panning around quickly.

Ah god, why don't you kill yourself you imbecile coward/shill.

It's 2013, the time for a need for opposing opinions is over.

You gotta see the legion of fake account shills and bots swarming the comment space of this video on YT. Their new tactics is posting a sequence of comments in Cyrillic for disrupting the actual posters.

Yes, shills are real. I lost every last bit of doubt about that. Because real people CAN'T be so narrow-minded and ignorant, and persistant about their one-dimensional opinions.
But nevermind. They increase the viewcounters, their buddies manipulatively downgrade.

The guy dont even look human in the face on video....

he looks like a burn victim.

head is way to small for the body .

Last Edited by <x> on 03/21/2013 06:40 PM

Once in your life you ever doubted they are real???

He's not burned. Check out those links in my first post. The Italian TV managed to clean up and highlight his face in still images of the front camera. We can see even better that he's not burned.

Yes. I mean, there are "shills" out there, who aren't shills. But just simply stupid people who have the urge to align within the duality of opinions. And then defend them to death. They even percieve a third opinion, a syntesis as a threat to the first they sticked with.
This is how stupid people work. And they do exist! I am certain of this. They are just too numerous, to be androids. Because whoever builts them, couldn't afford to produce so many of them.

there is a better video without distortion, and it looks even better than with their added "effects"

That's why they are called "pros".

You people are seriously sad and attention seeking with this shapeshifting trash, get a life.
Like anyone would blatantly shift shape in front of thousands of people and none notice but some nut with a distorted video.
They would never dare shift in public unless ordered by their superior, which will never happen. Shape shifters are a lower density to us humans and cannot be in that position, it is all nonsense.

Yes.

ATTN: Retardicus Majora....

Obama was recently in my neighborhood for a now infamous golf trip. The well hidden resort is no more than 2 miles from my front door. Upon his motorcade arrival the first night here, I went down to watch the motorcade roll in. After they came in off the turnpike, we had to wait behind the motorcade until they opened the road again (like 7 minutes or so) . But I waited then drove right past the entrance of the Floridian. There were 50 motorcade motorcycle police officers who had just gotten off their cycles and just past them on the bridge was a team of Secret Service on foot, sweeping the entrance and the peripheral boundaries of the resort.

At the little bridge, just past the entrance of the Floridian, I saw before me this very agent. He catches your eye for sure! However, while he is indeed almost 7 feet tall, very slender, in perfect physical condition and very ampy, he is indeed a very light skinned presumably of African origin, highly fit HUMAN!! I was within one foot of him and took a good look as he is almost superhuman looking from, a distance.

EDIT: They were stopping cars and looking in, scanning each passenger and maybe scanning tags. I was passenger and my window was down. he was right next to me on my right at the bridge where we had to stop.

Fail!!!

Last Edited by ArcanoExAngelos on 03/22/2013 07:29 AM

So what? He was in his human form at that point. He hadn't shapeshifted to look reptilian like in the video.

Nice story! Kind words, well elaborated, almost touching!

Pics?? No!?

So you were face to face with the very subject of the current most discussed video about a shapeshifter individual on the net, but you took NO photos and made NO videos, but yet you expect everybody believes you????

YOU fail!

Last Edited by Ford Prefect on 03/22/2013 08:01 AM

Nice story! Kind words, well elaborated, almost touching!

Pics?? No!?

So you were face to face with the very subject of the current most discussed video about a shapeshifter individual on the net, but you took NO photos and made NO videos????

YOU fail!

Nice story! Kind words, well elaborated, almost touching!

Pics?? No!?

So you were face to face with the very subject of the current most discussed video about a shapeshifter individual on the net, but you took NO photos and made NO videos????

YOU fail!

Oh come on Brazil! This video just came to light to me this past few weeks. I am sorry that under the circumstances of being scanned by SS, that I just don't whip out a camera to take a picture of a tall, fit, olympic contender looking SS guy sizing me up. There was no reason for a photo. The Pres is the most powerful man in the free world and I start taking pics of his protectors? Plus I wanted to see the Pres while he was here. I am not a troublemaker....

Because you are paid to

Do they give you an unlimited supply of cocaine with your payment?