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i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death

 
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
Ive had 11 general anaesthetic operations - and nada - zilcho just nothing.

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03/22/2013 09:54 AM
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
Being dead is different than being unconscious.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
What does it matter? Can anyone do anything about whatever happens after they die? No, I didn't think so. Just enjoy what you have, the rest is out of your hands.
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Well, there’s the small matter of sorting out all the worlds problems before we all kill ourselves off.
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That we CAN do something about, up to a point.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
*FLATLINED!! Not libed. I hate android keyboards. redface
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there is an 'edit post' option for registered members ya know.

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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
This is my experience from when I was clinically dead 3 years ago after being involved in a car accident.

Just a little over three years ago I was involved in a car accident, after the accident I was very much injured and I could sense that I was in very bad shape.

I blacked out, then suddenly I found myself standing outside the wrecked vehicle, surrounded by very bright light. Inside the car, I was able to see my motionless body just laying there covered in blood.

And I had a weird sensation that someone, or something, was behind me. Suddenly I was bent forward and my pants were removed, before I could say anything or move I felt something massive entering my butt.

With fear, I turned my head only to find that a unicorn was behind me butt fucking me.

It was the most painful part of this whole experience. Suddenly I woke up on the table in ER, doctors told me I was DOA when I was brought into the ER.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
This is my experience from when I was clinically dead 3 years ago after being involved in a car accident.

Just a little over three years ago I was involved in a car accident, after the accident I was very much injured and I could sense that I was in very bad shape.

I blacked out, then suddenly I found myself standing outside the wrecked vehicle, surrounded by very bright light. Inside the car, I was able to see my motionless body just laying there covered in blood.

And I had a weird sensation that someone, or something, was behind me. Suddenly I was bent forward and my pants were removed, before I could say anything or move I felt something massive entering my butt.

With fear, I turned my head only to find that a unicorn was behind me butt fucking me.

It was the most painful part of this whole experience. Suddenly I woke up on the table in ER, doctors told me I was DOA when I was brought into the ER.
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s226 That is the afterlife - an eternity mounted by a unicorn
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
This is my experience from when I was clinically dead 3 years ago after being involved in a car accident.

Just a little over three years ago I was involved in a car accident, after the accident I was very much injured and I could sense that I was in very bad shape.

I blacked out, then suddenly I found myself standing outside the wrecked vehicle, surrounded by very bright light. Inside the car, I was able to see my motionless body just laying there covered in blood.

And I had a weird sensation that someone, or something, was behind me. Suddenly I was bent forward and my pants were removed, before I could say anything or move I felt something massive entering my butt.

With fear, I turned my head only to find that a unicorn was behind me butt fucking me.

It was the most painful part of this whole experience. Suddenly I woke up on the table in ER, doctors told me I was DOA when I was brought into the ER.
 Quoting: Joe 25473374


:dubya:

1rof1 lmao

I was really tied to your lips about that story, but half way you started talking about: "Suddenly I was bent forward and my pants were removed" I seriously started reading over again thinking: 'Well, this can't be right..' only then to realize you were fucking around.. hahaha! great job :D

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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
always wondered what happens when we die, but now that i have experienced death, i now know the truth.

i was clinically dead for 7 full mins, they were ready to send me off to the morgue when i came back to life....

nothing happened, i went black and then i awoke, just like waking up after a nights sleep

i wish i had better news, i was on the fence before about there being a afterlife and now im 100 percent sure, when we die, we die, the long black sleep and nothing else....

just telling the truth folks....wish the truth was more interesting.....
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nothing is better than Hell for sure
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
i can confirm.. i once passed out for 2 days with alcohol poisoning where i did not know i even passed out... i woke up 2 days later to what felt like a minute went by... therefore we can also conclude that time does not exist once you die. it is only a product of your mind
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
That's exactly what happens at death!! The Bible says so! When we die it's just a peaceful sleep until the resurrection. Glad someone who was really dead and not "nearly" dead whose only having hallucinations from losing oxygen to the brain can finally tell the truth!! Want more proof? Go look at the story of Lazarus! He was dead 4 days when Jesus went to resurrect him and Jesus said he was asleep and then plainly he was dead! And notice there is NO commentary from Lazarus about being anywhere but dead.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
Being dead is different than being unconscious.
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03/25/2013 12:48 PM
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
But if you were truly dead, you would not be conscious so how would you know?
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
i firmly believe those who have nde's when they die and come back to life are either asleep and dreaming, hallucinating, or having a psychedelic experience when the body releases dmt upon death......
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In that case, you could also be dreaming that blackness and nothingness.
Your experience along with other NDE doesn't conclusively prove that there is or there isn't an afterlife.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
i firmly believe those who have nde's when they die and come back to life are either asleep and dreaming, hallucinating, or having a psychedelic experience when the body releases dmt upon death......
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In that case, you could also be dreaming that blackness and nothingness.
Your experience along with other NDE doesn't conclusively prove that there is or there isn't an afterlife.
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There IS an afterlife, but it does NOT happen at death! It happens at the resurrection of life (for the saved) or the resurrection of damnation (for the lost) because that is what the Bible says. What we believe or experience when we "almost die" doesn't affect the truth.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
There is no afterlife. It is just a way the church controls people. They say if you sin you will go to hell. Well, sorry to break it to you but there is no hell. It's just an old school way of keeping the sheeple in line.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
i was clinicaly dead for about 10 mins. after heart surgery, and a gran mal seizure and i saw angels and my grandmother, i tried to get up to go with them to heaven, and the angel said its not your time yet.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
I guess if you're still here....you weren't really dead then?
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rofl

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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
A friend of mine who is a FIRM christian recently died when they gave her the wrong medication in her drip whilce she was in hospital for surgery.

It took them almost 20 minutes to revive her.

Now if anyone was going to "SEE what they beleived" at deah it was her.

But she told me she didnt even know it had happnned until they revived her.

AS far as she knew she had just been in a dreamless sleep.

She saw and felt NOTHING.

dead for 20 minutes and NOTHING.

But she didnt even KNOW it happenned.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
A friend of mine who is a FIRM christian recently died when they gave her the wrong medication in her drip whilce she was in hospital for surgery.

It took them almost 20 minutes to revive her.

Now if anyone was going to "SEE what they beleived" at deah it was her.

But she told me she didnt even know it had happnned until they revived her.

AS far as she knew she had just been in a dreamless sleep.

She saw and felt NOTHING.

dead for 20 minutes and NOTHING.

But she didnt even KNOW it happenned.
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Yes and that is 100% biblical because the dead sleep until resurrection.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
Seven minutes? Damn. Sorry about the brain damage.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
My old man died on the table when they were taking out his cancer, he told me later that he was floating above his body.

Few years ago I experienced darkness but was aware of it and pretty much was a fucking horrific experience. Fuck that.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
I think you weren't actually dead, you were just clinically dead.
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hf
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
Perhaps you see what you deserve to see. You should re-evaluate your life as you can see what's in your future.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
just because you dont remember anything doesnt mean a thing. Ive been "

usually people make up stories like this because they are scared to die, and that is the only way to cope with it, same with religion, it's all about the fear of death and the unknown....
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But who's to say he didn't?
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
OP,

The fact that you do not remember anything, does not mean you didnt actually see/felt anything. remembering is another thing and seeing is another..


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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
always wondered what happens when we die, but now that i have experienced death, i now know the truth.

i was clinically dead for 7 full mins, they were ready to send me off to the morgue when i came back to life....

nothing happened, i went black and then i awoke, just like waking up after a nights sleep

i wish i had better news, i was on the fence before about there being a afterlife and now im 100 percent sure, when we die, we die, the long black sleep and nothing else....

just telling the truth folks....wish the truth was more interesting.....
 Quoting: jersen 12611628


sorry to break it to you but it sounds like you don't have Yaweh's breath of life in you. Read genesis VERY carefully, Yaweh Elohim creates man twice. The first time on the 5th day(races of the earth) and the second time on the 6th day(Adam and Eve). Nephesh belong to the 5th day while Ruach belong to the 6th.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
I once shut up a devout atheist who described the same thing by just saying "yet you remember total darkness don't you?" "if there really is no consciousness after death you wouldn't remember a thing, just being on an operating table and missing a few minutes of memory"............you could hear the crickets after that little gem.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
The ride to hell is a little farther then 7 minutes.
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
The ride to hell is a little farther then 7 minutes.
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how do you know?
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Re: i was clinically dead for 7 mins, nothing but blackness and nothingness, sorry to break it to you folks, there's no life after death
When I young around 13 many years ago I had a nde in a dream. Even tho it was a dream it was as real as hearing a person describe their "real" nde today. I had stayed the night with a friend and she recalls that I was moving about and whimpering during my sleep. I was in a house fire and on fire and ran out to the street and hit by a van. Next thing I know I'm approx 15 ft in the air just floating sensation almost like I was an orb. Looking down at myself I realized I was dead and just kinda like "wow I'm dead n not even sad or afraid". Then it was without any will of my own I was being gently pulled upward thru the clouds toward the most amazing blinding light. Earth eyes wud b blinded. I cud look right into it and as I got closer, the love that was radiating from it was overflowing thru me like champagne overflowing a cup. I then awoke. I was only 13. Never heard of an nde at that age. My family was not religious and I never discussed death or dying with anyone nor knew anyone who had died. No drugs. No true oxygen deprivation or chemical release as it was a dream. I cried uncontrollably telling my friend the dream when I awoke. She thought it was cuz I was scared I had died until I told her it was the most beautiful feeling I've ever had. I was crying from just complete spirtual awesomeness!





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