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Punxsutawney Phil indicted. Prosecutor seeks death penalty.

 
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Punxsutawney Phil indicted. Prosecutor seeks death penalty.
Bound to happen sooner or later. Guy must be caught in a time loop.

Michael Gmoser, prosecuting attorney of Butler County, Ohio, seems to be both cold and bored. Hence the indictment he filed to sentence everyone's favorite weather-predicting rodent to death, according to the Washington Post:

On or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.

SPECIFICATION: The people further find and specify that due to the aggravating circumstances and misrepresentation to the people that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant, Punxsutawney Phil.

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Thread: I'm about to attempt to take out a groundhog...wish me luck /updated on page 6/ Got him!

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Sort of a "how to", I guess.
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil indicted. Prosecutor seeks death penalty.
made this earlier for it. lol

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Re: Punxsutawney Phil indicted. Prosecutor seeks death penalty.
made this earlier for it. lol

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