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BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law

 
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03/23/2013 05:06 PM
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so, the banks become useless in this way and will be burnt down along with the employees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36321558


i serously believe they have TOTAL PANIC!
if ther has to be civil war...let it happen!
i hope this time thode MOTHERFUCKERS realise this banking system is JUNK! along with its capitalistic brother!
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Nicley said:

Imagine a cake, the cake is round. Somebody comes in, takes a knife and starts to slice the cake.

He is going to say the following:

This cake is a toxic cake. It is there and it needs to be divided.

I cut a little part for the benelux countries including the netherlands. It is all they can barely handle.

I am going to cut a bigger slice, this one is for France, probably it is too big, but the rest cannot be handled alone by the germans. Here you go, your cake, thank you.

The left over cake is going to be served to the germans. Michel, take this cake, and wohl bekommts, already pension age is 67 ? in Greece 50 someting ? in france 62 ?

Cheers !
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Did anyone wonder, why there is no slice for PROUD Spain, Portugal, Italy and the so called club med countries ?

Was there anyone wondering ?

Probably not.


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03/23/2013 05:12 PM
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bump
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also take a look at this! breaking news now throughout europe!!

Thread: Breaking: top economist warns of Imminent Bank Runs troughout Europe! Doom On
top economist warns of Imminent Bank Runs troughout Europe! Doom On
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36599034


I dont see that article anywhere on reuters and the council still are desideing what to do. What doom?
 Quoting: killuminati 1451383


The bankruns will not be televised.
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03/23/2013 05:14 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
Nicley said:

Imagine a cake, the cake is round. Somebody comes in, takes a knife and starts to slice the cake.

He is going to say the following:

This cake is a toxic cake. It is there and it needs to be divided.

I cut a little part for the benelux countries including the netherlands. It is all they can barely handle.

I am going to cut a bigger slice, this one is for France, probably it is too big, but the rest cannot be handled alone by the germans. Here you go, your cake, thank you.

The left over cake is going to be served to the germans. Michel, take this cake, and wohl bekommts, already pension age is 67 ? in Greece 50 someting ? in france 62 ?

Cheers !
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


You really believe that people here retire at 50 something or you saying it just for the sake of it? Thought we were over with this stuff. Only country in the EU that currently the average effective retirement is under 60 is France and Belgium btw and bar one year Greece has a bigger effective retirement age than Germany every single year and off course it was never under 60 since 1970 in Greece, but if MSM says otherwise, must be true.

OECD average effective retirement ages since 1970: [link to www.oecd.org]

Last Edited by insertfunnyusername on 03/23/2013 05:18 PM
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03/23/2013 06:31 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
Looks like the mass anus greasing better be done by the weekend.....
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03/23/2013 07:03 PM
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IN short the state matters.You mean squat.
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03/23/2013 07:09 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
bump
 Quoting: Wisdom Knight


also take a look at this! breaking news now throughout europe!!

Thread: Breaking: top economist warns of Imminent Bank Runs troughout Europe! Doom On
top economist warns of Imminent Bank Runs troughout Europe! Doom On
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36599034


I dont see that article anywhere on reuters and the council still are desideing what to do. What doom?
 Quoting: killuminati 1451383


The bankruns will not be televised.
sheeplebah
 Quoting: GFX guy


will the hangings be on the tvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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03/23/2013 08:06 PM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
As I said in another thread:

There won't be a bank run.

Laws are in place that you can not withdraw more than 2000 max a week.

And wire transfers can be cut by a switch.

If you still have money in an european bank, it is your own stupidity. And stupidity is very expensive.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


In all southern states euro countries these laws are in place.

Every one euro you bring to the bank, is gone, it is not yours anymore.
You might get it back, when the bank gratefully gives it. That might not always be the case.

In France, these same laws are in the making.

And for the US audience: you have some money on your bank, go there and tell them you 5000 Dollars in cash, then come back and tell us what happened.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


I am in Canada and tried to witdraw 4000$ from my savings to buy a car last year, I had to go to 4 branches and get 1000$ from each branch, or wait a week for an appointment to arrange a cash transfer to the bank so they could cover the 4 grand I thought I could withdraw easily enough. Now I do not use the banks to store cash, I still have an account, but when I cash a cheque I get it in cash and leave bill money in account, the tellers always give me the stink eye when they ask for deposit and I say no cash please...
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03/24/2013 01:59 AM
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bidcoins
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I tried to post a message using this word and was banned without warning. So, yes! This word is in the list of most frightening for GLP. No idea why....
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03/24/2013 02:02 AM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
As I said in another thread:

There won't be a bank run.

Laws are in place that you can not withdraw more than 2000 max a week.

And wire transfers can be cut by a switch.

If you still have money in an european bank, it is your own stupidity. And stupidity is very expensive.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


In all southern states euro countries these laws are in place.

Every one euro you bring to the bank, is gone, it is not yours anymore.
You might get it back, when the bank gratefully gives it. That might not always be the case.

In France, these same laws are in the making.

And for the US audience: you have some money on your bank, go there and tell them you 5000 Dollars in cash, then come back and tell us what happened.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


Usually I ask to withdraw $3000. They don't have any prob with that. If you want more, it takes few days. I used to draw $15000 which took them 2 days. I can go to another branch and withdraw another 3K. Plus I can use bank machine to withdraw 3K. So theoretically, visiting three different branches plus bank machine I can get 12K a day.
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03/24/2013 02:10 AM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
As I said in another thread:

There won't be a bank run.

Laws are in place that you can not withdraw more than 2000 max a week.

And wire transfers can be cut by a switch.

If you still have money in an european bank, it is your own stupidity. And stupidity is very expensive.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


In all southern states euro countries these laws are in place.

Every one euro you bring to the bank, is gone, it is not yours anymore.
You might get it back, when the bank gratefully gives it. That might not always be the case.

In France, these same laws are in the making.

And for the US audience: you have some money on your bank, go there and tell them you 5000 Dollars in cash, then come back and tell us what happened.
 Quoting: ^àTOn^


I am in Canada and tried to witdraw 4000$ from my savings to buy a car last year, I had to go to 4 branches and get 1000$ from each branch, or wait a week for an appointment to arrange a cash transfer to the bank so they could cover the 4 grand I thought I could withdraw easily enough. Now I do not use the banks to store cash, I still have an account, but when I cash a cheque I get it in cash and leave bill money in account, the tellers always give me the stink eye when they ask for deposit and I say no cash please...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26519534


In my case the tellers are very friendly. Never asked or questioned why I need the cash. When I demand a large amount they just ask me to wait so they can check if this amount is physically available. Only once they offered me 2500 instead of 3K and apologized. But well, I live in a small town. May be that makes the difference.
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03/24/2013 06:51 AM
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09/26/2013 05:18 AM
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Re: BREAKING: Cyprus decides anti Bank Run Law
I for one haven't used a bank since 2008 and I never will again why would I deposit my money with thieve's and fraudster's





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