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My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!

 
Tommy
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03/23/2013 10:46 AM
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My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
It's really bad, she burns things al the time! How do I tel her its bad? Don't want her fellings hurt?
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:47 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Cooking
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:47 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
She cocks you?
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:48 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
This is a pathetic attempt to be funny by misspelling words. Lame.

And beans are fucking hard to cook right.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:48 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
What a fucking idiot.

Nice spelling and punctuation...
Unixlike

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03/23/2013 10:51 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Stop eating her food. Start cooking the food yourself.

Beans are fucking easy to cook. Low and slow. Add any combination of the following: any kind of fat, ham, salt, pepper, hot sauce, garlic, cayenne pepper.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:53 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
What a fucking idiot.

Nice spelling and punctuation...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35303506


Jesus man, take it easy, we all misspell sometimes. It's o.k. Now point to the dolly and tell us where the bad man touched you.
SPIRAL COBRA

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03/23/2013 10:54 AM
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LOL!!! Spelling..hahahahahaha

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Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:55 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Op still celebrating St. Paddy's day....

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03/23/2013 10:56 AM

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Sorry, I'm not a marriage counselor or sex therapist.
Tight lines!
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 10:57 AM
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slaphim Allah demands it!
last one
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03/23/2013 10:59 AM

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It's really bad, she burns things al the time! How do I tel her its bad? Don't want her fellings hurt?
 Quoting: Tommy 36717742


One thing for damn sure, you don't want to write her a note about it.cruise
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03/23/2013 11:00 AM
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do aliens have penns
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 11:00 AM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Your wife has a cock?
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:38 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
I'm so confused...sigh
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03/23/2013 06:39 PM

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Does your wife cock for your friends?
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Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:40 PM
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Very bad cocking is a tough gig, or so I've been told
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It's really bad, she burns things al the time! How do I tel her its bad? Don't want her fellings hurt?
 Quoting: Tommy 36717742


Tell her you would like a dinner out of a recipie book, and give her that book to help her out...


Good Eats!
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03/23/2013 06:41 PM
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It's really bad, she burns things al the time! How do I tel her its bad? Don't want her fellings hurt?
 Quoting: Tommy 36717742


Weee bit off yer nip, egh?
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:42 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
your wife cook with her cock ?
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03/23/2013 06:42 PM

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Damn, and I thought everyone in Ireland was smart. . .

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03/23/2013 06:43 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:45 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Have cook with LOVE, makes all the difference.
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
This is a pathetic attempt to be funny by misspelling words. Lame.

And beans are fucking hard to cook right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31481804


So effin hard, and it takes forever!!

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Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:51 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Just teach her to cook out of the Cock Pot
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:53 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
Tommy .... You should have graduated third grade before you married !

BUT, then, you were there SO LONG you fell in love with the third grade teacher, didn't you ? She SURE didn't teach you much about spelling !

Of corse, jury duty DID get in the way of graduation, SO MANY times, didn't it?
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:54 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
OP has an asian ladyboy wife and she slaps him with her cock while he is called a has-been!
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2013 06:54 PM
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
But if she cooks the frank, it's all good, no?
It's really bad, she burns things al the time! How do I tel her its bad? Don't want her fellings hurt?
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Re: My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!
... her cocking is bad because your cooking sucks.

Perform your duties better & inspire your wife to improve her cocking.
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