My wives cocking is very bad, can't even cook beens!

Cooking

She cocks you?

This is a pathetic attempt to be funny by misspelling words. Lame.

And beans are fucking hard to cook right.

What a fucking idiot.

Nice spelling and punctuation...

Stop eating her food. Start cooking the food yourself.

Beans are fucking easy to cook. Low and slow. Add any combination of the following: any kind of fat, ham, salt, pepper, hot sauce, garlic, cayenne pepper.

Jesus man, take it easy, we all misspell sometimes. It's o.k. Now point to the dolly and tell us where the bad man touched you.

LOL!!! Spelling..hahahahahaha

Op still celebrating St. Paddy's day....

Sorry, I'm not a marriage counselor or sex therapist.

Allah demands it!

One thing for damn sure, you don't want to write her a note about it.

do aliens have penns

Your wife has a cock?

I'm so confused...

Does your wife cock for your friends?

Very bad cocking is a tough gig, or so I've been told

Tell her you would like a dinner out of a recipie book, and give her that book to help her out...


Good Eats!

Weee bit off yer nip, egh?

your wife cook with her cock ?

Have cook with LOVE, makes all the difference.

So effin hard, and it takes forever!!

Last Edited by NoRaD on 03/23/2013 06:56 PM

Just teach her to cook out of the Cock Pot

Tommy .... You should have graduated third grade before you married !

BUT, then, you were there SO LONG you fell in love with the third grade teacher, didn't you ? She SURE didn't teach you much about spelling !

Of corse, jury duty DID get in the way of graduation, SO MANY times, didn't it?

OP has an asian ladyboy wife and she slaps him with her cock while he is called a has-been!

But if she cooks the frank, it's all good, no?

... her cocking is bad because your cooking sucks.

Perform your duties better & inspire your wife to improve her cocking.