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Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?

 
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Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
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Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
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you didnt hear her mutter "is it in yet?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
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03/25/2013 04:16 PM
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OP is fag. It weren't no woman spreading.
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OP is jacking to porn in his moms basement
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Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


you didnt hear her mutter "is it in yet?"
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Whaaaaat....how did you hear me?????
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
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That's because invisible man was on top of her...banana2
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Re: Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
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Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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Re: Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
 Quoting: El_Duderino


The fucking british pussy is over here now...51 yrs old and I bet I am in better shape then you.
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My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
 Quoting: El_Duderino


The fucking british pussy is over here now...51 yrs old and I bet I am in better shape then you.
 Quoting: StriScoLand


Haha, yeah ok mate.....
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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Re: Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
 Quoting: El_Duderino


You've got your share of "fat fucks" chum. Don't pretend that you don't.
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I've banged over 500 chicks and they all pretty much had to spread their legs. Unless I was waxing that ass from behind. Or skull pumping them.
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I've banged over 500 chicks and they all pretty much had to spread their legs. Unless I was waxing that ass from behind. Or skull pumping them.
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you jacked off to 500 chicks on the internet
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My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
 Quoting: El_Duderino


You've got your share of "fat fucks" chum. Don't pretend that you don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25989455


That is what alcohol is for.... :p
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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I've banged over 500 chicks and they all pretty much had to spread their legs. Unless I was waxing that ass from behind. Or skull pumping them.
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you jacked off to 500 chicks on the internet
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And that is just today!
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
 Quoting: El_Duderino


The fucking british pussy is over here now...51 yrs old and I bet I am in better shape then you.
 Quoting: StriScoLand


Yeah I can see that.....
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I liked the movie American Beauty....





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Re: Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


what a douche bushfing
 Quoting: RayGun


Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks
 Quoting: El_Duderino


clappa
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A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails.
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"Couldn't do the splits before? Well try now...."

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A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails.
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That's not a joke.................. White people..........
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A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945


How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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OP, stop substituting 'Woman' for 'Dude's Ass' and you're post makes perfect sense.

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A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945


How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
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How many Brits does it take to lose a nation? All of them - America, kicking Brits ass since 1776...
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A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945


How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
 Quoting: El_Duderino


How many Brits does it take to lose a nation? All of them - America, kicking Brits ass since 1776...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364


Don't you mean only in 1776.....

When all you have to boast about is a few hundred years ago, then you might as well go cry about how shit you were in Vietnam...... Hey at least it's a bit more recent.....
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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Re: Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on...

Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439


My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American......
 Quoting: El_Duderino


My first thought was "because you're a snaggletoothed faggot", then I noticed you weren't from the UK...

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