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Why do women spread their legs that much during sex? | |
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Phennommennonn Forum Administrator  03/25/2013 04:14 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? you didnt hear her mutter "is it in yet?" political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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| KarinZa User ID: 28116221 United States03/25/2013 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? you didnt hear her mutter "is it in yet?" Whaaaaat....how did you hear me????? "I may be paranoid, but not an android." |
| Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 03/25/2013 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :tr0llthred2: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
| nibiru2012planetx User ID: 14807377  United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's because invisible man was on top of her...  This is the time of each individual recognizing their own identity as an expression of the essential Divine and the same for all others. This is a time of personal responsibility and personal authority, of becoming aware of oneself as the choice maker of our experience. |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
| RayGun User ID: 30283706 United States03/25/2013 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche  |
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| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
| StriScoLand User ID: 28987790 United States03/25/2013 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks The fucking british pussy is over here now...51 yrs old and I bet I am in better shape then you. |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: El_Duderino My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks The fucking british pussy is over here now...51 yrs old and I bet I am in better shape then you. Haha, yeah ok mate..... We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 25989455 United States03/25/2013 04:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks You've got your share of "fat fucks" chum. Don't pretend that you don't. |
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| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: El_Duderino My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks You've got your share of "fat fucks" chum. Don't pretend that you don't. That is what alcohol is for.... :p We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've banged over 500 chicks and they all pretty much had to spread their legs. Unless I was waxing that ass from behind. Or skull pumping them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15442539 you jacked off to 500 chicks on the internet And that is just today! We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The fucking british pussy is over here now...51 yrs old and I bet I am in better shape then you. Yeah I can see that..... [link to coffeebreakbrainburst.files.wordpress.com] Last Edited by John Constantine on 03/25/2013 04:43 PM We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 36860012 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, I've had sex with a woman recently and she was spreading her legs so much it was unreal. It was just so arousing, I just wanted to rip her as much as it was turning me on... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36433439 Why do women do that? Anyone had sex with a woman like that? My first thought was "because you're a fat fuck", then I noticed you're not American...... what a douche Maybe a douche, but you're still a nation of paranoid fat fucks  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35984397 United States03/25/2013 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945 That's not a joke.................. White people.......... |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945 How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out. We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
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| Quadro User ID: 8835623  Switzerland03/25/2013 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, stop substituting 'Woman' for 'Dude's Ass' and you're post makes perfect sense.  Last Edited by Quadro on 03/25/2013 05:03 PM "Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes it's laws" — Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild :neoswan: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1003364 United States03/25/2013 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945 How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out. How many Brits does it take to lose a nation? All of them - America, kicking Brits ass since 1776... |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 05:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945 How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out. How many Brits does it take to lose a nation? All of them - America, kicking Brits ass since 1776... Don't you mean only in 1776..... When all you have to boast about is a few hundred years ago, then you might as well go cry about how shit you were in Vietnam...... Hey at least it's a bit more recent..... We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
| El_Duderino User ID: 36607184 United Kingdom03/25/2013 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The federal government is trying to decide whether The FBI, the CIA, or the Los Angeles Police Department is the most effective at apprehending criminals. The issue is to be decided with a test - a rabbit is put in a forest and each organization has to find it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! We are not children of celestial fuckin' light, walkin' arm-in-arm into the Age of Aquarius. We are wankers who wreck the planet an' piss on each other, 'til half the world's starvin' an' the other half's busy findin' new ways to keep from noticin' it. That's the fuckin' limit've our potential, believe me. :jcbanner: |
