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Message Subject Why do women spread their legs that much during sex?
Poster Handle El_Duderino
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A British sailor was having the best sex of his life, when after awhile, the cabin boy who was fellating him said "Sir, you've cum." The sailor said "Well, jolly good, it seems I have", tossed the lad a shilling and finished rigging the sails.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32739945


How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
 Quoting: El_Duderino


How many Brits does it take to lose a nation? All of them - America, kicking Brits ass since 1776...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1003364


Don't you mean only in 1776.....

When all you have to boast about is a few hundred years ago, then you might as well go cry about how shit you were in Vietnam...... Hey at least it's a bit more recent.....
 
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