I can't sit. I can't stand. I can't lay down.

Fuck - I sneezed yesterday, and almost fell to my knees.

Putting on my socks this morning was a whole new ball of fresh hell.

My dog is completely pissed off and confused because I keep yelping in pain, but that doesn't seem to stop her from trying to trip me.

I found some relief laying on my stomach with my head hanging over the edge of the bed (or sofa) with my arms at my sides, but I can only do that for so long.

So I'm stuck until tomorrow until I can get a CT to find out what I'm dealing with.

All I have are baby aspirins my friend left here, and two beers.

I am generally irritated and in pain.