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DR. Raymond brown with URGENT NEWS!!! INCOMING ASTEROID!!! END OF THE WORLD!!!

 
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DR. Raymond brown with URGENT NEWS!!! INCOMING ASTEROID!!! END OF THE WORLD!!!
Hello, this is the re-animated corpse of doctor Raymond Brown coming with URGENT NEWS!!

It seems that the asteroid which was bound for Mexico got caught up sight seeing around Jupiter and decided to take a second spin around Europa to get some better close ups... Therefore the impact date has now been pushed back to....

WAIT.....

THERE's someone at the door...


"Worried Lucy? Is that you?"


"ATTENTION!! THIS IS THE MEN IN BLACK!!

WE'VE COME TO BEAT UP DR. RAYMOND BROWN AND TOSS HIM IN THE RIVER FROM OUR HELICOPTER!!"
DR. BROWN.... WE WILL NEVER LET YOU TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE DOOMSDAY ASTEROID!"

My god they've found me!

THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR...

RUN TO AFRICA NOW! Go to the mountains..... I ....
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Omg stfu already.
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Omg stfu already.
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i know right - thats so like.......yesterday.
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03/25/2013 09:13 PM
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Fuck at least the guy tried for doom right? Even though its shitty doom its still doom right?
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DR Raymond brown of NASA here... I escaped the MIB to tell you about the latest intel... The asteroid is going to hit off the coast of California and cause a 10.91 earthquake which will plunge half the state into the ocean. This will cause the Hoover damn to burst and the caldera at Yosemite will explode causing the evacuation of earth to a new colony on the surface of Uranus... There we will appreciate the true meaning of bobby goldsworths Honey
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tHIS IS tOTAL AND uTTER bULLSHIT BUT...........


"One Hell Of A Dream" Thread is not.

Seems Raymond stole the idea from that thread is my bet. Was up way before this crap was even close.
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tHIS IS tOTAL AND uTTER bULLSHIT BUT...........


"One Hell Of A Dream" Thread is not.

Seems Raymond stole the idea from that thread is my bet. Was up way before this crap was even close.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33259058


DR. Raymond brown here.... I can concur that this is not bs... As much as it pains me to think about it... I'm weeping as I type these words... I've drenched the keyboard typing this....

The earth is going to be hit by a massive asteroid... But this is only the beginning as the impact will cause a chain reaction of earthquakes... Which will set off the entire ring of fire, igniting every volcano on the planet... Then every nuclear reactor will simultaneously go into full meltdown... How I weep for mankind... And women kind....
But deep under the mountains a new breed of humans shall emerge in ten thousand years...they will be hideous yet belligerent and very malignant and temperamental... They will create a new empire of mole people who will rule the world until the arrival of nibiru... Which will split earth in half and create two separate but smaller planets that hate each other and the epic war between them triggers a hyper nova that wipes out the galaxy... There's more....
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Hello, this is the re-animated corpse of doctor Raymond Brown coming with URGENT NEWS!!

It seems that the asteroid which was bound for Mexico got caught up sight seeing around Jupiter and decided to take a second spin around Europa to get some better close ups... Therefore the impact date has now been pushed back to....

WAIT.....

THERE's someone at the door...


"Worried Lucy? Is that you?"


"ATTENTION!! THIS IS THE MEN IN BLACK!!

WE'VE COME TO BEAT UP DR. RAYMOND BROWN AND TOSS HIM IN THE RIVER FROM OUR HELICOPTER!!"
DR. BROWN.... WE WILL NEVER LET YOU TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE DOOMSDAY ASTEROID!"

My god they've found me!

THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR...

RUN TO AFRICA NOW! Go to the mountains..... I ....
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goaway
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tHIS IS tOTAL AND uTTER bULLSHIT BUT...........


"One Hell Of A Dream" Thread is not.

Seems Raymond stole the idea from that thread is my bet. Was up way before this crap was even close.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33259058


I only wish it was friend....
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I'm not amused.

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If the Moon is off, if Earth wobbles or if there is a pole shift
how can things like this, predicted decades ago, happen?

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Annular Solar Eclipse - January 15, 2010 - Rameshwaram, India
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I really don't get this tactic.
Why make so many threads about this?
What is it about this that has created
such an overreaction? It wouldn't be the first time
someone had been incorrect in a prediction or
flat out lied, but I'm pretty sure we're used to it.
In a way, you are giving the OP's credibility because
you're intentionally insulting the idea of a man's death
as if it were a joke. Even if it's a 'hoax' joking about
this is pretty screwed up. Especially considering the fact
that this website has some truth and some lies. I mean,
how do you know with a certainty that there is no truth
in what the OP said? If you found holes in it, simply
elaborate on the problem with the claim. Why make yourself look like a shill?
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I really don't get this tactic.
Why make so many threads about this?
What is it about this that has created
such an overreaction? It wouldn't be the first time
someone had been incorrect in a prediction or
flat out lied, but I'm pretty sure we're used to it.
In a way, you are giving the OP's credibility because
you're intentionally insulting the idea of a man's death
as if it were a joke. Even if it's a 'hoax' joking about
this is pretty screwed up. Especially considering the fact
that this website has some truth and some lies. I mean,
how do you know with a certainty that there is no truth
in what the OP said? If you found holes in it, simply
elaborate on the problem with the claim. Why make yourself look like a shill?
 Quoting: NEMO666


Dude, you've made it clear this sort of humor goes right over your head. You don't have to keep reminding everyone how thick and humorless you are. Really, we know.

Now move on to moon-as-hologram thread or whatever GLP flavor of crap suits you. This obviously doesn't, so choose something else from the buffet and get the hell out of the way.

hf
 Quoting: The Comedian


clappa
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Mega pin this thread now important information inside beware of government shills. Prepare now !
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Run Raymond run...come to Russia....you´ll be safe there...
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Oh for cripes sakes...

I see something today but NOT of this magnitude.

Fk off
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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I'm not amused.

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 Quoting: Hydra


Neither am I
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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THIS IS THE REAL RAYMOND BROWN! i...I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME...OKAY..I..

OMDG! THE MIB ARE POUNDING ON MY DOOR! I...I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO TEABAG ME SOME MORE!
Don't let them get you
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Geez i love these threads,keeps me coming back for more.panic sex time yet?