Yo BillyBob here y'all.... share a little secret bout Mr Darwin's Gulpallofit's Island finches

Why do fish, birds, mammals, reptiles, have two eyes?

No one can answer that one, eh?

Ah shucks anybody nos that, three eyes wood distort there dep percepshun and make em look like theys keeping time on the Coo Coo Clock.

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Everything evolved from a big puddle of sludge. Where is your God now?

Question really is... where do you go from here?

Back to where you came from.... or where you are now?


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Common ancestor.

Which is?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Have you noticed that we can find many fossils of many early creatures, but yet no one has yet found a single magic sky wizard?

LOL with that sky wizard, ya really should be looking in the sy/fy dimension. Now about the 'evolutionists' universal failure to provide one single half and half fossil everdense, amidst million of fossils.... seems your scoring ZERO for two.
Sky wizards and evolutionary flying elephants?

There are plenty of transitional fossils. Where is your sky wizard?

Keep DGN! You're the best!

Ah thanks... I needed that! Will forward to BillyBob..... somewhere out in the boondocks or where ever is Red Neck tortis rance is Lord bless him... in spite of him self.


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What in the freaking fuck? Really......DGN again.... Doesn't this guy have a book to worship or some church to go to. GTFO of this CONSPIRACY site with your god damn anti-darwinism/god crap.

Oh and whats with the dumb hick lingo? If anything you just made yourself a hell of alot dumber in the eyes of everyone that comes to this website. Good Job chief.

Not sure what Billy bob wire believes in

when a hick lives in the boon docks.....well....

Okay....I didn't want to say this. but I will be blunt

You don't believe in evolution or any other intelligent thing cause.....
does your name give it away?

When you spend your childhood sitting on a front porch swing watching the cows chew their cud, picking your nose as you watch the hogs eat their grub for the day and your biggest adventure is to walk to the creek and collect tadpoles

What kind of chance do you have for higher education to learn that you weren't born on a farm to Freddie Fart and Emma May but you evolved from creatures that you never seen on a farm...k

(and I doubt you got teeth-seriously

I'll git bak to ya on this... i jis gotta ask around first. i don't wanna jump before i leep if ya no wha i mean cause i aint stupidzzzz...

you got some x splaning to do

Ok afer doing some double cheking i kin yell ya fer shur i anint no monkeys unkle. Everyboby i cheked up wif said BillyBob wha er ya stupidzzz er sumfum. Did them gorills really go extinct cuz they evolved into humans. Dont ya go being dummer than a bag a taters now. The good Lord made gorillas to make baby gorillas and humans to make baby humans.The problem anit the Lord dont kno how ta make differnt stuff, it's Mr Darwin stayed out ta recess when the resta the class studied science and he got beaned by a hail storm and he been keeping time on da Coo Coo Clock ever since crying out loud.

Studying the bible doesn't count as studying science.

....Links to at least 5 transitional fossils please???? Dare ya!...

The bible is not intended to replace the scientific education Adam forfeited for stealing from Jehovah's tree. It's purpose is to reveal man's history, why we built a horrific military industrial complex, and why we failed to expand Eden and make earthly paradise.
The bible provides spiritual principles for all who prefer to reestablish civilization. The scientific education will be resumed after Armageddon enabling all who qualify to start over.
" Let anger alone and leave rage;
Do not show yourself heated up only to do evil.
 9 For evildoers themselves will be cut off,
But those hoping in Jehovah are the ones that will possess the earth.
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10 And just a little while longer, and the wicked one will be no more;
And you will certainly give attention to his place, and he will not be.
11 But the meek ones themselves will possess the earth,
And they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of peace." Ps37:8
Everyone is invited.

Studying the Bible ....helps us appreciate that God is the greatest scientist.....the concept of science would not exist without God

Science:
noun

1) a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws
2) systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation

Yis sireeBob an da simple observashun is them finches didn make new beaks fer themselves the good Lord made em all difernt from the start soz they wouldn fight over same food but would eat difern stuff and not starv. Hoza bird spoosta even kno wha a beak is made ov anyway?

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Hey DGN, why would we be created with an apendix? You know that organ we no longer need, because we only really needed it when we were mainly plant eating creatures.

Or how about the Coccyx? Or did god just want to test us and make us think we may have at one point had tails....

Every time I read you're posts, I discover a new level of stupidity that I never wanted to see. I feel sorry for your parents. Mental retardation isn't the easist to coexist with.