Okay....I didn't want to say this. but I will be blunt

You don't believe in evolution or any other intelligent thing cause.....
does your name give it away?

When you spend your childhood sitting on a front porch swing watching the cows chew their cud, picking your nose as you watch the hogs eat their grub for the day and your biggest adventure is to walk to the creek and collect tadpoles

What kind of chance do you have for higher education to learn that you weren't born on a farm to Freddie Fart and Emma May but you evolved from creatures that you never seen on a farm...k